Today is Thursday and I Have To Go To The Dentist Later. =( (612 hits)
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Submitted by Teephphah (View user info) at 2006-06-29 09:18:39 EDT
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-06-30 11:43:25 EDT (#)
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STOP BREEDING, HONKEY!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-29 18:41:30 EDT (#)
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According to the people at my dentist's office, it has been EIGHT YEARS since I saw them last.
NO FUCKING CAVITIES.
Beat that, I dare you, anyone.
I would be a fucking GOD in Great Britain.
Also, my wife is having contractions . . . seven minutes apart. She's on her way home.
More as this story develops.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-29 14:59:05 EDT (#)
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And I'm not french you godamn...what's insult for Omaha people?
The only cullinary inovation from where I come from is TOURTIÈRE DU LAC-ST-JEAN which tastes great doused in ketchup with a beer.
You people don't realize that I was raised into a place not much different from redneck america and that I'm everything but French.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-29 14:49:52 EDT (#)
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i ate quiche too. it's as tasty as cardboard and my mom always forced me to eat it...along with her labia...WHOA!? WTF?!
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-29 14:38:07 EDT (#)
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Quiche always reminds me of something someone chewed up, swallowed, and immediately vomited back up. It looks disgusting.
By the way, what would the translation for wisdom teeth really be?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-29 14:29:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-29 13:04:26 (#)
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No. That's the actual name. The translation would be something like "dents a la sophia" or something.
Stupid frog.
Go eat a quiche.
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hahahah
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-06-29 14:22:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:06:40 (#)
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Then I could be Mr. T, too. Not the nigger with the mohawk. The guy from the Letter People. You know, the guy with the Tall Teeth. He was red. Like Icarus.
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You're going to be first on my list when I start sticking it to the white man. And not in a good way.
I hope you bleed black lawyer blood all over those annoying paper bibs they make you wear.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-06-29 14:18:33 EDT (#)
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You big man-child. Suck it in. Man up. Rub some poo on it.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-29 13:04:26 EDT (#)
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No. That's the actual name. The translation would be something like "dents a la sophia" or something.
Stupid frog.
Go eat a quiche.
I leave in an hour and the dentist is going to hurt me.
Not in a good way.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-29 12:33:57 EDT (#)
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WISDOM TEETH! HAHAHAHHA
is that the translation, for real?
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:57:59 EDT (#)
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I need to get my wisdom teeth removed but I've been avoiding it since I was 18. They don't bother me but the dentist has told me a million times that they still need to come out. I figure I'll wait until I'm in severe pain.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:39:34 EDT (#)
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I'm having upper body issues too but I'm ignoring it. I think I got too ambitious with the quad machine.
no pain no brain
I also just got yet another call from a headhunter. Not that I bother answering it, silly people think that blocking their phone number from my caller id will make me answer the phone like I don't realize that everything that says "outside line" is a headhunter, oh sorry "corporate recruiter". You'd think that the fact that I never bother calling them back would eventually clue them in that I'm not interested, but these people are quite tenacious.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:30:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:54:12 (#)
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I would also like to add that yesterday was my first day back at the gym since before vacation. I refused REFUSED to back off of any of the weight I was lifting because damnit I just won't.
I hurt
I had this idea that drinking a lot of water would somehow flush the lactic acid from my delicate muscle tissue. It's just making me have to hobble off to the restroom.
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i have a badly sprained finger, a muscle spasm in my entire upper back, a cracked rib and I'm not talking about it.
is your life so boring that you must share these completly unimportant facts with everyone?
shut the fuck up already you stupid whore.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:28:36 EDT (#)
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You say hobble off the the restroom.
I'm guessing the problem is primarily lower body?
I find that lower body tends to be sore longer than upper body. But, that could just be because, as an American male, I'm upper-body-centric and work that out more. So it's in better shape.
Could also be that the muscles of the lower body are much stronger and can therefore rip themselves to shit much more effectively.
Or maybe you're just a wimp.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:54:12 EDT (#)
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I would also like to add that yesterday was my first day back at the gym since before vacation. I refused REFUSED to back off of any of the weight I was lifting because damnit I just won't.
I hurt
I had this idea that drinking a lot of water would somehow flush the lactic acid from my delicate muscle tissue. It's just making me have to hobble off to the restroom.
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:53:16 EDT (#)
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When I play word association I do think of baseball bat when peanut butter jelly is mentioned.
Who doesn't?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:14:30 EDT (#)
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My new neighbors moved in yesterday. All I know so far is that they have a Prius.
damn hippies
The black people in my office eat lunch at 11:00.
it's true
I don't know why but they do.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:06:40 EDT (#)
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It has been at least five years since I went to the Dentist.
No. I'm not British, but I do play one on TV.
Typically I have perfectly healthy teeth, but I think I have a cavity. =(
It's also going to take seventeen hours of them picking and scraping to get all the tartar off my teefers.
Hey. If you say "teeth" like a little kid, it kind of sounds like MY NAME!
Cool.
Then I could be Mr. T, too. Not the nigger with the mohawk. The guy from the Letter People. You know, the guy with the Tall Teeth. He was red. Like Icarus.
I don't have tall teeth. Mine are somewhat small actually.
There was a questionaire in my insurance info from the Dentist's office, basically they were fishing for whatever elective dental cosmetic work the could sell me . . . the only thing I could think of was that maybe my teeth are too small.
And not pointy enough.
I'm thinking about filing them down to points. Like Biter from George R.R. Martin's books. Or a Barghast from Stephen Erikson's.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-29 09:54:57 EDT (#)
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Thanks for the update, Matlock.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-06-29 09:47:56 EDT (#)
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Hey, me too. Bad things happened at my last check-up.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-06-29 09:40:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-29 09:33:46 (#)
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Someone is eating McDonald's hamburgers on this floor somewhere.
I can CLEARLY smell McDonald's hamburgers.
It is 8:27 am, where the hell do you get a McDonald's hamburger at 8:27 am?
"McDonald's" would, I suppose, be the logical answer to that question . . .
But they should still be serving breakfast. Which means that WHOEVER is eating that McDonald's hamburger (or hamburgerS) must have SAVED it overnight.
That's just sick and wrong.
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I once drove two hours to a McDonalds and bought enough food for 5 days.
but unless you are in a third world country this guy has no excuse.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-29 09:35:17 EDT (#)
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MACDO EATING AMERICAN PIG!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-29 09:33:46 EDT (#)
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Someone is eating McDonald's hamburgers on this floor somewhere.
I can CLEARLY smell McDonald's hamburgers.
It is 8:27 am, where the hell do you get a McDonald's hamburger at 8:27 am?
"McDonald's" would, I suppose, be the logical answer to that question . . .
But they should still be serving breakfast. Which means that WHOEVER is eating that McDonald's hamburger (or hamburgerS) must have SAVED it overnight.
That's just sick and wrong.
I must find this perpetrator and bring them to justice.
BRB
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-29 09:25:17 EDT (#)
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+2 bECAUSE tODAY iS tHRUSDAY AND i'M ON vACATION FOR THE nEXT 10 DAYS!!!!