Voices of Überusers IV (780 hits)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-06-29 10:20:22 EDT
Voices of Überusers I - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89283
Sacrilicious covered my "Libido Honalee," and apparently wound up sounding like a Liliputian 900 line operator. Because the Orgasmatron is a benevolent god, he passed the savings on to you, the public, for free. Huzzah, huzzah, huzzah. This offering also kicked off a slew of voicewhores that, while satisfying many an Ubery ear, cut down on the number of guessable suspects for future instances of this series. OR DID IT? As my grandmother said when she found out a colony of fire ants had taken up residence in her duodenum: "Aces."
Voices of Überusers II - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89539
Redskieslookfake offered his rendition of Sacrilicious's "About a Boy," and his accent made many a woman shiver where their legs meet. As dogs love trucks so, too, do women love accents. Anansie wasn't sure if the voice belonged to "a fatty" or not, which really is quite funny considering that Redskies weighs somewhere around 85lbs and could double as a green bean if a troupe of musicians dressed as vegetables came up one item short before their stage performance of Holst's "Planets" suite.
Voices of Überusers III - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89696
You'd think that having done a voicewhore of sorts would have made it easier for people to guess your voice. Not so with Circe - the queen of the .wav attachment - as her reading of my "Redemption" brought about quite a few incorrect guesses, including one by Captain Thorns who swore he'd recently heard that very voice in person. But, as we all know, the Captain doesn't know much about going 'down under,' so the fact that he confused an Aussie with a Brit is more than understandable. Love you, Thorny.
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Ok, so now you bitches are getting tricky.
You couldn't just be happy with individualized pieces, huh?
Today's entry has more than one performer. The number of performers, and their identities, are up to you to decide.
It's occurred to me that I've only been handing out +2s for people who've linked the performed pieces, and I've done little to reward those who've made the first accurate guesses. I'll remedy that throughout the day, but keep in mind for this post you've got to accurately name all of the Uberusers involved.
Find the post, find the voices. Watch the +2s fall like my ex-wife's pants when she needs to make a quick buck.
A Walk In the Park.wav (1 MB) [audio/wav]
User Reviews
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-09-19 20:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89702
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-19 20:21:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-03 12:00:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my fucking god. That was HILARIOUS.
*dies laughing*
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-03 12:00:59 EDT (#)
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Oh my fucking god. That was HILARIOUS.
*dies laughing*
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-03 11:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
....her reading of my "Redemption" brought about quite a few incorrect guesses, including one by Captain Thorns who swore he'd recently heard that very voice in person. But, as we all know, the Captain doesn't know much about going 'down under,' so the fact that he confused an Aussie with a Brit is more than understandable. Love you, Thorny.
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HEY!!!
How on earth did I miss THIS shout-out? :)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-30 00:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-29 16:57:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
hmm, I need to do one of these for you....
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Yes, you most certainly do.
Submitted by ThoreauMe (user info) at 2006-06-30 00:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Still lame.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-29 17:41:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the fuck are THESE two homos?
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2006-06-29 17:05:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-06-29 16:03:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, whose idea was this one? They should be slapped. Or judo-chopped.
I know, I know, it's so stupid that it's funny, right? RIGHT?
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you guessed it.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-29 16:57:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hmm, I need to do one of these for you....
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-06-29 16:03:53 EDT (#)
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Wow, whose idea was this one? They should be slapped. Or judo-chopped.
I know, I know, it's so stupid that it's funny, right? RIGHT?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-29 12:03:21 EDT (#)
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Oh it's worth the time, shadow. There's singing, posturing, and even a wretched southern accent.
The only thing missing, really, is the sound of kittens screaming in the background.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:52:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my sound is not functioning (cause my laptop is just BEGGGING to be made into a frisbee) so I'm going out on a limb and assuming this was worth the time.
Toshiba sucks.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:36:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Honey, what ever you do for me, you do it for free.
And you like it. :)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:18:33 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:55:24 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:53:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:48:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's good to be reminded that I sound like a midget whore every time I read a new VOU post.
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You are a midget whore.
It's why I like you.
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THEN WHERE IS ALLS MY MONEY?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:18:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:55:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:53:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:48:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's good to be reminded that I sound like a midget whore every time I read a new VOU post.
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You are a midget whore.
It's why I like you.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:06:47 EDT (#)
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the sheriff, bandit, bank teller, and mayors daughter are all orgasmatron. what an elaborate charade.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:57:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:48:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's good to be reminded that I sound like a midget whore every time I read a new VOU post.
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Um, it's 'Liliputian 900 line operator.'
Don't be upset because you're being compared to a member of a mythical race's service industry, as that's NOTHING to do with midget whores.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:57:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
gay
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:55:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:53:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:48:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's good to be reminded that I sound like a midget whore every time I read a new VOU post.
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You are a midget whore.
It's why I like you.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:53:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:48:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's good to be reminded that I sound like a midget whore every time I read a new VOU post.
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You are a midget whore.
It's why I like you.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:52:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:51:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, I forgot to mention this up above: when identifying the voices, be sure to specify which user goes with which voice.
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The one who wont sing is Ghola.
The first male voice is Gravitas
The second male voice is Simple Catalyst
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:51:58 EDT (#)
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Oh, I forgot to mention this up above: when identifying the voices, be sure to specify which user goes with which voice.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:50:25 EDT (#)
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I'm still waiting for Anansie to apologise for calling me a fattie. I'm getting all anorexic about it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:49:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:26:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
You should probs change the file names too O. Otherwise it's too easy. I don't even want this +2.
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No way. I like rewarding mediocrity.
It takes, what, a second to find the post in question? THAT'S A FREE +2, PEOPLE.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:48:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's good to be reminded that I sound like a midget whore every time I read a new VOU post.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:47:36 EDT (#)
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is that the sound of GA?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:40:50 EDT (#)
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'Tis little g and her monkeys, reciting gravitas last post.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:40:01 EDT (#)
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Is it me?
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:37:40 EDT (#)
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Skeet Skeet.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:35:32 EDT (#)
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Good Lord. I haven't a fucking clue, and that falsetto broke my ears.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heeeeyulp! Heeeeyulp!
I have decided to be The Hooded Claw.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I screwed a cougar last night....36 year old with tits that looked like a coin purse.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:33:38 EDT (#)
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GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:33:22 EDT (#)
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Is it Penelope Pittstop and two members of the Ant Hill Mob?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:29:51 EDT (#)
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Is that my wifey and her partners in crime?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:29:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There is three of them?!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should probs change the file names too O. Otherwise it's too easy. I don't even want this +2.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoever the girl is (and I suspect Ghola) - I love the way you don't even try to sing. Resolutely sticking to reciting it. Impressive.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:25:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ghola, Gravitas and Simple Catalyst?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:24:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:23:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not that Spooner fuckwit and his ugly girlfriend?