UberBooks 2.0 - Better Than a 12 Step Program (640 hits)
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Submitted by Skinny_Kenny (View user info) at 2006-06-29 11:28:30 EDT
Ever have one of those days where you felt like everything would have been better if you had just stayed home? Yesterday was one of those days, until I got home.
Here's why:
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-30 13:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
truth in advertising
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-29 16:45:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, on one hand, you're not morbidly obese like me. On the other hand, you have Tony Danza hair.
I'm torn. Torn by or for what, I don't know
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-06-29 16:28:23 EDT (#)
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Or an Indian diet. I lost 6.5 pounds the week I was in India, and not once did I have diarrhea.
Well okay, just that one time. But I didn't clog the toilet! I swear!
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That would be the one time that lasted for a week?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-29 15:31:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cute
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-29 15:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:56:34 (#)
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Screw Jenny Craig. Best weight loss plan in the world is to ditch the girlfriend. Trust me, the pounds just melt away when you switch from solid food to a liquid diet.
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Or an Indian diet. I lost 6.5 pounds the week I was in India, and not once did I have diarrhea.
Well okay, just that one time. But I didn't clog the toilet! I swear!
Submitted by no_one (user info) at 2006-06-29 13:45:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ooh, nerdy fact:
The bathrooms in the Winchester house have windows in the door, cause the crazy little ole' lady was afraid people would sneak up on her while she was in there.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-06-29 13:19:29 EDT (#)
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Guess we can't all age with such grace as you, Shlong.
And C1ndy, I will personally make sure you get a book in the upcoming mailing. Promise.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-06-29 13:18:24 EDT (#)
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Looks like you were threatening to cap my ass in that top picture
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2006-06-29 13:13:00 EDT (#)
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Wow. Didn't I see you in an episode of COPS?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-29 13:08:33 EDT (#)
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well, at least now I know why you were bitter with Shlongy.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-29 12:59:11 EDT (#)
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+2 uberbooks... even though I have yet to recieve one!
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-06-29 12:57:49 EDT (#)
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Geez... I shoulda put on a fat suit before I made this.
Why do you all think my handle is SkinnyKenny?
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-06-29 12:50:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-29 12:34:54 (#)
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there is no woman in this house is there?
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Not any more. Blatantly obvious, huh?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-06-29 12:46:19 EDT (#)
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Sorry about the AIDS.
You can come over to my house anytime and have a steak.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-29 12:34:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
there is no woman in this house is there?
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-29 12:22:00 EDT (#)
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You have a window on your bathroom door? I've never seen a bathroom door with a window before.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-06-29 12:09:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-29 12:00:31 (#)
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Well, look at the gray creeping in. They may not call you Mr. Boy much longer.
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Well, one can always hope.
And FYI, I prefer to think of it as silver. Makes it sound more distinguished.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-29 12:00:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, look at the gray creeping in. They may not call you Mr. Boy much longer.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:56:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:30:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoa. Auto Uber Cribs +2.
But dayum. Lay off the meth, man.
Eat a cheesecake or something.
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Screw Jenny Craig. Best weight loss plan in the world is to ditch the girlfriend. Trust me, the pounds just melt away when you switch from solid food to a liquid diet.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:46:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU MIGHT BE A CRACKHEAD!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:46:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i like you sickly_kenny
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:45:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:41:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:40:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:30:38 (#)
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Whoa. Auto Uber Cribs +2.
But dayum. Lay off the meth, man.
Eat a cheesecake or something.
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"Y'all want some Valeeyum?"
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:38:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
we should procreate
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoa. Auto Uber Cribs +2.
But dayum. Lay off the meth, man.
Eat a cheesecake or something.