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Shoe on the Side of the Road (593 hits)

Category: Sports
Labels: Comp

Rating: 0.2 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by goferforhire <goferforhire.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-06-29 13:43:35 EDT


http://www.ubersite.com/m/89610

I know a shoe salesman
He's an acquaintance of mine
One day he showed me some
Marks on his arm in a line
I did not know what to say
"Do you think those freckles will stay?"

I need a popsicle
Do you want lemon or lime
I've got a special today
If you've got the time
Winking, she poked me in the side
"Well, we could go for a ride"
I did not know what to say
"Do you think those freckles will stay?"

Well, you think that she will see
I don't think she will see

Yeah..


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(I did not write that shit)

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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-05 13:26:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm +2ing all your posts as a sign of good faith. I just want to show that there is no animosity between us. Friends?

Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2006-06-29 19:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"you're a towel"

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-29 17:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Is there a smaller harder to read font you could have used for the text?

If so, please use it and repost...

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-29 14:17:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah, you got your mountains the wrong way round too.

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-06-29 14:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh and the thing over Kenny's head says poor

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-06-29 13:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

God damnit.

Bottom Left corner says Habeeb is funnier. Bottom right just says

BLLAARGH

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-29 13:56:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bottom left corner. Bottom LEFT.

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-06-29 13:56:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I should probably have just forfeited

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-06-29 13:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Aw boo, you can't read the shit I put in it...

the left mountain is Lolocaust Peak, the right is Mt. Roflcopter,

The little ones all are 666

bottom right corner says Habeeb is funnier

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-29 13:53:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

um.


Bart: You know, Grampa kinda smells like that trunk in the garage
where the bottom's all wet.

Lisa: Nuh-uh, he smells more like a photo lab.

Homer: Stop it, both of you! Grampa smells like a regular old man,
which is more like a hallway in a hospital.

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