uberdirectory camwhore (1059 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.77 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by feety (View user info) at 2006-06-29 14:55:51 EDT
so i was out chillin with my bodyguard johnny hoofhands today and thought 'hey bra, why don't we pose for some sweet camwhore action, now that there's another directory in the works?' johnny didn't seem to mind, so he picked me up and helped me sport my new, special issue "-2" throwback jersey. the unborn ladies LOVE it when i sport my cool threads.
don't let his gloves fool you - they're not meant for kitchen work. johnny 'sweet science' hoofhands was a gold glover a few years back. he would have gone pro, but then he found out being a fetusguard pays better, allows for more personal freedom, and doesn't result in nearly as much brain damage. try to touch me and johnny hoofhands will knock you the fuck out.
peace and placenta grease.
User Reviews
Submitted by ColchesterDr (user info) at 2007-04-19 00:20:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FEETY FUCKING ROCKS
Submitted by ThoreauMe (user info) at 2006-06-30 00:29:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have one of those.
I keep mine inside MrsThorns.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-29 17:59:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GREAT CHARACTER. UNDERDEVELOPED. His little lungs are just beginning to form, he may even have a little bit of a tail left...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-29 17:36:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Horseshit character, over-exposed.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-29 17:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
good character overexposed.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-29 17:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is like the Pietà, only better.
Good job, little man.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-06-29 17:07:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alas, Uber shall have to wait a week for my camwhore as it is currently an infrared negative.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-29 16:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, don't look at me. feety's being raised to be his own person and I can't control his behavior. I can only try to serve as a good example.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-06-29 16:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*shakes head* Orgasmatron you like this account a little too much.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-29 15:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The whole feety "character" is the worst character seen in public since Barney Fife played "Mr. Furley" on Three's Company.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-06-29 15:30:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Really, don't bother
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-06-29 15:29:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is beyond lame.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-29 15:27:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tell me how the fuck an alter get's banned.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-29 15:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Silly bastards.
I loves ya.
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-06-29 15:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-29 15:20:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
!!
........
my dick and balls are bigger than yours, and yet your nose is bigger than i am.
the funny thing is, in about a year we'll have the same amount of hair.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-29 15:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
!!
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-06-29 15:19:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ooh i know you! you're the music guy that covers daddy's songs!
i hope you won't bite hard, as most of my bones haven't formed yet and they're awfully soft.
i don't think that i could survive a good biting.
not that you'd be able to get close enough, as my bodyguard would box the shit out of you first.
obviously.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-29 15:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sac, O-Man: I demand to know which one of you two owns this account NOW.
C'mon. 'Fess up.
I promise I won't bite....hard.
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2006-06-29 15:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Johnny Hoofhands
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-06-29 15:07:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
??
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-29 15:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 feety
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-06-29 15:03:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm big enough for your needs, ms. inion.
hell if i can satisfy an elephant i can totally take care of a girl.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-29 15:01:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and now you can really tell the gender! my how he's grown.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-29 15:01:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
damn you are cool feety.
damn.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-29 15:00:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's it. You need a new womb curfew.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-29 15:00:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FETI FUCKING MOOSE! YEAH!
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-29 14:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wtf?