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The Marching Morons (973 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.05 on 42 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by ghola (View user info) at 2006-06-30 08:56:03 EDT


You may have heard the rumors. None can compare to the truth.

Since we were unable to invite all 27,000+ of you, the ghola-Sacrilicious uberwedding remained a largely private affair. But then, Darko forced us to compete against each other in D-Prime Madness-

DUN DUN DUN...

..threatening to tear our happy ninja home asunder. In an act of ubersolidarity, we decided it was time to share our special day with all of you. So, without further ado, we present to you:

The Marching Morons: The Uberwedding of ghola and Sacrilicious.

wedding.JPG (284 kB)

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Submitted by carbon (user info) at 2007-07-29 11:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-03 10:52:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I am going to kill somebody if the clock doesn't move any FUCKING FASTER.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-03 10:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Where did you come up with this idea to post the same thing as your competitor?
This has never been done here before. Ever.

Genius I say. Genius.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-30 23:55:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wifey- you didn't name your file. I thought..hmm.

um.

You pwn me no.

You want some pie?

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-30 21:44:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Pics of Ghola always get +2's

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-30 20:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Love the Bart pic.

goldgoldgoldgoldgold

Submitted by MrSmiley (user info) at 2006-06-30 20:09:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

OK I was wrong, the other isn't loosing.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-30 20:00:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

stu...

Submitted by Massey (user info) at 2006-06-30 15:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

sub par.

sacrilicious's post was far better.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-30 14:54:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-30 14:37:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHA Capt. T

Lishys love for me is so great that she offered her first camwhore on my birfday tribute post. I WAS HONORED.
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*runs off in search of scourge tribute post*

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-30 14:37:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHA Capt. T

Lishys love for me is so great that she offered her first camwhore on my birfday tribute post. I WAS HONORED.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-30 14:31:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'll be right over...You're over there on Briar...right? What's the house number?

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-30 14:00:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-30 13:57:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-06-30 09:36:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

It was kinda 'meh' until the last picture...

That fucking sold it.
----------------------------

Amen to that.

Also - Sac, baby - is that REALLY your face next to Ghola's? If so then I believe this marks your first camwhore on Uber...right?
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Nope - you need to search further.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-30 14:00:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I also have to say that I'm very disappointed you did not list me as your musical soloist at the wedding. :(

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-30 13:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-06-30 09:36:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

It was kinda 'meh' until the last picture...

That fucking sold it.
----------------------------

Amen to that.

Also - Sac, baby - is that REALLY your face next to Ghola's? If so then I believe this marks your first camwhore on Uber...right?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-30 13:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-30 13:18:40 (#)
Ranking: 0

Where's my photoshop lesson, Sac?
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My computer is in my room. What to do..

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-30 13:18:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Where's my photoshop lesson, Sac?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-30 12:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-30 12:21:02 (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, I always enjoy photoshopped heads on random bodies, but the ass kissery of this clusterfuck segment of the Uber populice - you all should leave Uber immediately and just get on Yahoo Instant Messenger - really irritates me to no end...hence, my quandary on my rating.

Then again, I might get to see ghola's ass because of our geographic proximity, so I am treading lightly here.
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We ARE on messenger, duh.

Why don't you photoshop something, shlong?

Oh..right.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-30 12:31:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Is that a dove, or a Tomahawk missile?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-30 12:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, I always enjoy photoshopped heads on random bodies, but the ass kissery of this clusterfuck segment of the Uber populice - you all should leave Uber immediately and just get on Yahoo Instant Messenger - really irritates me to no end...hence, my quandary on my rating.

Then again, I might get to see ghola's ass because of our geographic proximity, so I am treading lightly here.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-30 11:49:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

how many cats do you have anyway.

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-06-30 11:36:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I <3 lesbians

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-30 11:36:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

feety says "hi, other mommy".

Damn those guys look hot in tuxes.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-30 11:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What is Nelly Furtado?

I am not down with the hip new stuff you kids are always going on about...

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-30 10:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

we're going to have cat babies. lots and lots of cat babies.

that is all.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-30 10:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

if i could get actually married to a chick i'd probably do it just to do it. even though we couldn't have eachother's babies. actually i think that's the only reason i wouldn't marry a chick. procreation's hard without sperm on hand at all times.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-30 10:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Scourge is like Nelly Furtado.

He always flies away.















sorry.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-30 10:30:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You are a trickster ma'am.


It's true.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-30 10:29:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm not sure how this happened, but when i clicked this link my local NPR affiliate was playing a symphony orchestra rendition of the Wedding March.



I am a bird? Odd.


I like it.

Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2006-06-30 10:22:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

circle jerk -2die

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-30 10:14:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love Barts pink basket. Nice touch.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-30 10:06:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I did particularly like the Keanu Reaves picture showing him both pre and post The Matrix. Clever


Woah


Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-30 10:02:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-30 10:00:21 (#)
Ranking: 2

Really creeping me out.


I'm gonna go scrub my skin til the red water comes out
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I like it when the red water comes out.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-30 10:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Really creeping me out.


I'm gonna go scrub my skin til the red water comes out

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-06-30 09:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-06-30 09:42:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh, and Hadley... since we're on Uber I can say this...

"How about you shut the fuck up for once, you over-opinionated, elitest cunt."

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-06-30 09:36:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It was kinda 'meh' until the last picture...

That fucking sold it.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-06-30 09:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is fucking retarded.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-30 09:21:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

lemonparty.COM!??!?! I am Outraged!

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-30 09:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Oh good, a popularity contest.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-30 09:06:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My flowers make me gag.

You look radiant.

Best day ever.






Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-06-30 09:03:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WHO DO I VOTE FOR?!?!?!?!?

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-30 08:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

D-Prime Madness presented by Darko

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89610



You know something, folks, as ridiculous as this sounds, I would rather
feel the sweet breath of my beautiful wife on the back of my neck as I
sleep than stuff dollar bills into some stranger's G-string.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Night Out