The Marching Morons (1626 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.09 on 72 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (View user info) at 2006-06-30 08:56:31 EDT
You may have heard the rumors. None can compare to the truth.
Since we were unable to invite all 27,000+ of you, the ghola-Sacrilicious uberwedding remained a largely private affair. But then, Darko forced us to compete against each other in D-Prime Madness-
DUN DUN DUN...
..threatening to tear our happy ninja home asunder. In an act of ubersolidarity, we decided it was time to share our special day with all of you. So, without further ado, we present to you:
The Marching Morons: The Uberwedding of ghola and Sacrilicious.
User Reviews
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-02-24 20:57:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ace.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-24 20:42:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-02-24 20:37:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
LMAO
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-02-24 20:37:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LMAO
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-02-24 20:27:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by webcorona (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:27:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'd hump each and every one of these people, and the bird too
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-01-09 10:57:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-21 10:37:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/u/redskieslookfake/l/id_go_there
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-08-06 17:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Apology +2 for messing with your head. I'm not a bad man, just a bad wizard.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-27 15:38:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Uberversary!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98-j2EQ9Sog
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-07-27 11:58:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
my
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-06 09:04:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fine then. Don't reply to my email. See if I care.
I'll just sulk then.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-05 12:32:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I totally just +2 myself. But our wedding totally rocked faces, so whatev.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-05 12:31:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Apology accepted. Your voicewhore was a start. But you won't be entirely forgiven until AFTER you get amongst me. Fair enough?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-05 06:28:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel bad now that I suggested you have sideburns.
I am hoping that this apology, coupled with the fact that I caved in and actually recorded my crow-scratchings, will mean that you will forgive me, and that I will still have the chance to get amongst you.
That's all.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-07-03 18:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:19:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-03 01:15:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight
But now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To fuck
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Dead Kennedys are teh ROXXORZ!
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You forgot "you give me head / it makes it worse / take out your fuckin' retaininer / put it in your purse!"
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-07-03 18:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for the post, and another for referencing the probably-best sci-fi novella of all time in the title.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-03 18:29:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89913
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:22:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't do these things that you two heathens speak of. I'm a good and respectable family type. Yeah.
boonge indeed.
I may do some baking tonight.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-03 01:15:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight
But now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To fuck
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Dead Kennedys are teh ROXXORZ!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-03 11:28:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and boonge. Lots of boonge.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-03 11:15:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Know what's good for boredom?
Baking.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-03 11:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PLEASE CONTACT ME.
I FEAR THAT THE BOREDOM WILL BE THE END OF ME.
SOMEONE ENTERTAIN ME.
PLEASE.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-03 10:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sigh. We only got married once, what do you want?
'Sides, the difference here is, we both actually contributed to the post. And Gravitas, too.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-03 10:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where did you come up with this idea to post the same thing as your competitor?
This has never been done here before. Ever.
Genius I say. Genius.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-07-01 16:55:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ugh.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-07-01 15:58:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you don't have sideburns. rar.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-07-01 10:41:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You totally found the monkey in my last post. Of course I'm not referencing which post it is so in the future you will have no idea why I gave you this +2.
ENJOY!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-30 22:07:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-30 22:04:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-30 21:40:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Lishy,
Aaron Lewis isn't a tool. Well, maybe he is, but at least he has the pleasure of resembling me.
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Oh, he IS, darling. And he should thank his creator every day that at least he resembles A_D.
I'd rather you sing to me.
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The bad thing is, I really can sing. I pWn Aaron Lewis in all sorts of ways.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-30 21:45:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think someone said circle jerk!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-30 20:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry, the Bart picture is gold.!
Submitted by MrSmiley (user info) at 2006-06-30 20:08:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this ones loosing when they're identical except a slight filename in this one....heh.
Bad lcuk.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-30 20:01:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...pid.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-30 18:03:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-30 14:53:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
My plot to bump off O-Man and replace him as your Uberhusband must now recommence.
Mmmmm....redheads...
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*wink*
I'm a faithful uberwife. And I'm not sure but I think I remember O saying something like.."it's not cheating if I'm not here"..or something. He's good like that.
Submitted by cha-chi (user info) at 2006-06-30 15:20:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sacrilicious wears combat boots.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-30 15:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I just had a major bore-gasm. Thanks for that.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-06-30 14:59:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-30 14:53:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-30 14:31:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
Thorny- Yes, that pasty face is mine. I'm very pale, but there's something about an embedded jpg that makes me really look like a ghost. Same pic, though smaller and modified, appeared as the maidenhead on scourge's birthday boat- the Harlot O' Scarlet. Cause I have red hair, get it?? Now there's some trivia for you..
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Wait a minute...you're a redhead?
That changes everything.
My plot to bump off O-Man and replace him as your Uberhusband must now recommence.
Mmmmm....redheads...
What?
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-06-30 14:49:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-30 12:49:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-06-30 12:41:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
hahaha... it seems like every time i rate something negatively an idiot always shells out "alter!"
just take it like a man & stop taking it in the ass... please.
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I call you an alter because I believe you are, regardless of your ratings.
And whether I take it in the ass is dictated by my mood. I don't take requests. From alters
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that's undertandable. i thought i'd get my point across if i asked nicely but i guess the hard headed never learn. your post was still shitty though... and, miraculously, you are still gay.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-30 14:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thorny- Yes, that pasty face is mine. I'm very pale, but there's something about an embedded jpg that makes me really look like a ghost. Same pic, though smaller and modified, appeared as the maidenhead on scourge's birthday boat- the Harlot O' Scarlet. Cause I have red hair, get it?? Now there's some trivia for you..
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-30 14:00:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I also have to say that I'm very disappointed you did not list me as your musical soloist at the wedding. :(
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-30 13:59:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-06-30 09:36:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
It was kinda 'meh' until the last picture...
That fucking sold it.
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Amen to that.
Also - Sac, baby - is that REALLY your face next to Ghola's? If so then I believe this marks your first camwhore on Uber...right?
Submitted by Massey (user info) at 2006-06-30 13:50:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what hot bitches you both are. and scourge is one motherfucking hot ass bird.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-30 12:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-06-30 12:41:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
hahaha... it seems like every time i rate something negatively an idiot always shells out "alter!"
just take it like a man & stop taking it in the ass... please.
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I call you an alter because I believe you are, regardless of your ratings.
And whether I take it in the ass is dictated by my mood. I don't take requests. From alters.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-06-30 12:41:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-30 09:35:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-06-30 09:33:04 (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh good, a popularity contest.
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Oh good, an alter.
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hahaha... it seems like every time i rate something negatively an idiot always shells out "alter!"
just take it like a man & stop taking it in the ass... please.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-30 12:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i so high
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-30 12:22:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
tee hee
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-30 11:56:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-06-30 11:33:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Matt Damon!
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Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-06-30 11:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Matt Damon!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-30 11:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-06-30 11:21:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I <3 lesbians
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-30 11:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
KATY, is a fine, fine lass
kaos wants to spank her ass
I'm going to get piss drunk at lunch today. Yes I am.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-30 10:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
needs dove droppings.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-30 10:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You guys kill me.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-30 10:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who pasted my head on that dove?
That bastard is huge.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2006-06-30 10:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
filename
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-30 10:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-30 10:04:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's like some bizarre naturist colony thing or something.
One of my work colleagues has gone off this weekend dressed up in chain mail to camp in a field and to kill goblins. Apparently they're involved in a wedding to some priestess thingy.
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Good Lord. You waiters and your themed restaurants really do go all out, don't you?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-30 10:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You two.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-30 10:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's like some bizarre naturist colony thing or something.
One of my work colleagues has gone off this weekend dressed up in chain mail to camp in a field and to kill goblins. Apparently they're involved in a wedding to some priestess thingy.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-30 09:58:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This actually freaked me out a bit. I'm not sure why - it just did.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-06-30 09:42:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and Hadley... since we're on Uber I can say this...
"How about you shut the fuck up for once, you over-opinionated, elitest cunt."
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-06-30 09:40:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-06-30 09:36:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
It was kinda 'meh' until the last picture...
That fucking sold it.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-30 09:35:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-06-30 09:33:04 (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh good, a popularity contest.
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Oh good, an alter.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-06-30 09:33:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-30 09:20:48 (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh good, a popularity contest.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-06-30 09:33:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-06-30 09:32:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
This is fucking retarded.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-30 09:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAH! I bet ghola will be upset that you changed the filename.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-30 09:27:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-30 09:21:47 (#)
Ranking: -1
lemonparty.COM!??!?! I am Outraged!
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Look. Ghola was drunk. I was high. She was in Georgia and I was in PA with broken photoshop. By the time we noticed, it was too late to fix it, OK?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-30 09:23:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have sideburns?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-30 09:22:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A popularity contest, where only one member did a
not-very-funny-but-I-have-to-distinguish-the-posts-somehow-filename
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-30 09:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
lemonparty.COM!??!?! I am Outraged!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-30 09:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
auto +2 gag me hearts and flowers aw that's precious.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-06-30 09:04:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHO DO I VOTE FOR?!?!?!?!?
**EXPLODE**
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-30 08:57:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
D-Prime Madness presented by Darko
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89610
I love you wifey.