Uber Jukebox Request #965: "A.L.A.I.N." (509 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicLabels: captainthorns_music
Rating: 1.58 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2006-06-30 16:40:55 EDT
By request of Sofie, a "Y.M.C.A." parody.
I truly can't decide whether to record this one or not. Judges, your votes, please.
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VERSE 1:
Frog man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, frog man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, frog man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy
Frog man, there's a place you can write.
I said, frog man, when you want a good fight.
You can wait there, and I'll see you tonight
And I promise that we won't bite
CHORUS:
C'mon and play with my homeboy, Alain
C'mon and play with my homeboy, Alain
He's got everything for young men to enjoy
Yes, he hangs out with all the boys
C'mon and play with my homeboy, Alain
C'mon and play with my homeboy, Alain
He can lick your pole clean, then serve up a good meal,
And he'll do whatever you feel
VERSE 2:
Frog man, are you listening to me?
I said, frog man, what do you want to be?
I said, frog man, you can make real your dreams.
But you've got to know this one thing
No frog does it all by himself
I said, frog man, put your pride on the shelf
Come to Uber, oh my homeboy Alain
We'd be glad to rate you today
CHORUS
VERSE 3:
Frog man, I was once in your shoes
I got pissed and chucked out some minus twos
Those damn alters beat me barely alive
I though circle jerks were so jive
That's when MeTHod came up to me
And said, Captain, here's what you need to see
A Canadian, muscle-laden Alain
When he inserts, you feel no pain
CHORUS 2:
C'mon and play with my homeboy, Alain
C'mon and play with my homeboy, Alain
He's got everything for young men to enjoy
Yes, he hangs out with all the boys
C'mon and play with my homeboy, Alain
C'mon and play with my homeboy, Alain
Frog man, frog man, there's no need to feel down
Frog man, frog man, pick yourself off the ground
C'mon and play with my homeboy, Alain
C'mon and play with my homeboy, Alain
Frog man, frog man, are you listening to me?
Frog man, frog man, what do you wanna be?
Homeboy Alain
You'll get laid by my homeboy Alain
No man, frog man, does it all by himself
Frog man, frog man, put your pride on the shelf
Homeboy Alain
Then get blitzed by that homeboy Alain
Frog man, frog man, i was once in your shoes
Frog man, frog man, chuckin' out minus twos
*fade out*
User Reviews
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-03 08:11:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Where's Caulaincourt? He REALLY needs to review this.
Submitted by ThoreauMe (user info) at 2006-07-01 01:45:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-01 00:04:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't you have anything better to do than follow me around on my posts? Jeesh.
I'm not meeting your wife till 3.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-01 00:04:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ThoreauMe (user info) at 2006-06-30 21:36:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
Pure shit.
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Oh boy, my favorite hate fan!
Don't you have anything better to do than follow me around on my posts? Jeesh.
Submitted by ThoreauMe (user info) at 2006-06-30 21:36:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pure shit.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-30 19:21:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not bad.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-30 18:37:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HEY
HEY
HEY HEY HEY HEY
MACHO MACHO MANNNNNNNN - I WANT TO BE A MACHO!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-30 18:20:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Silly music guy.
You totally would have been our soloist if ghola and I had more time, better resources, and weren't in a long-distance relationship and/or under the influence during the creation of our post.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-30 18:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For the picture.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-30 17:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great post.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-06-30 17:14:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG!
*giggles*
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-30 17:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, I fixed that link on my post. Thanks.
You can get it now if you want it.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-30 17:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Fucking Two.
I KNEW that Frenchie bitch was hiding something.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-30 16:51:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Auto Frog Man +2
Fuck you alain.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-30 16:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha brilliant!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-30 16:43:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAH HA HA HA HA
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-06-30 16:43:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-30 16:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Aaaaaaand I'm heading out of work now until Monday.
But I'll be back later tonight to look at this, you can rest assured of THAT. :)
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-30 16:42:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha
i dont think he's around to see this, but it's great, and he even looks cross-eyed in that tiny picture