D-Prime Madness presented by Darko : Round Two Analysis and Round Three Titles + Camwhore for Uberdirectory (1741 hits)
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Submitted by Darko (View user info) at 2006-06-30 22:37:01 EDT
To all who are sick of DPMPBD (I think there are two): I don't care. We're enjoying it; it's serving its purpose as a serious alternative. Don't read about it. That it's big enough to have enemies is a testament to how successful it is; look at JFK. Now for all who are still here, chill out and watch (or participate in) the games!
At first there were 26.
And then there were 14.
And now there are only 8.
Four competitors remain in the ultimate contest of Uber posting skill. D-Prime Madness presented by Darko has reached Round Three and the *trumpet call* Elite Eight!
There will be four match-ups for this, the third round, and the Uber public will rate each submission. These ratings will decide which four members of The Elite Eight go on to the Final 4, and which four members go home.
This second round seemed more exciting than the first round, with more close matches, drama, and excitement. Let's take a look. Here is an analysis of Round Two!
MrSmiley- http://www.ubersite.com/m/89896 defeats goferferhire- http://www.ubersite.com/m/89822 . Gofer phoned this one in majorly. MrSmiley was better, but not by a whole lot.
The_Cyst_Master- http://www.ubersite.com/m/89744 defeats
Maiorano84- http://www.ubersite.com/m/89831 . The Cyst Master has yet to get below a 1.9 for his entries in this contest. In 5 of the other match-ups Maiorano's 1.75 would have won, not this time though.
rad1101- http://www.ubersite.com/m/89792 defeats EchoBoxing- http://www.ubersite.com/m/89786 . Rad is a man-whore, and everyone loves him for it. Echo would have moved on, but a late -2 ended his dreams of becoming the Lord of Awesome.
Sacrilicious- http://www.ubersite.com/m/89870 defeats Ghola- http://www.ubersite.com/m/89869 . To everyone who bitches at me for always bringing up the filename of a picture, let this match prove that I am right.
ChristPuncher: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89631 defeats Brdn_Nkd - forfeit. Brdn_Nkd might have forgotten that he was still in this contest. Or maybe he was so intimidated by Beeb's tribute to Patsy Ramsey that he couldn't gather the courage to post against it. You decide.
Darko: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89857 defeats Guiness- forfeit. I have the uncanny ability to match myself against people who end up forfeiting. Man I rule. Here is my BOLD prediction. If my opponent forfeits each round, I will win this whole thing!
Average_Dan: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89865 defeats BobLobla: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89828. Bob made the best D-prime madness post of all time last round. This round he submitted a picture of a flaming bucket of KFC. Clearly he cracked under the pressure, and under the ginormous weight of Average-Dan's bald head.
The best of the worse who gets to move on- Congratulations to Maiorano84 with his 1.75. This is the last round where the highest rated loser moves on (barring double forfeits).
Titles...!
Round three:
ChristPuncher against The_Cyst_Master: Part Of The Problem
MrSmiley against Average_Dan: Temples of Gold
Rad1101 against Darko: Dead Like Me
Maiorano84 against Sacrilicious: Life Can be So Nice
The round ends at 9:30pm Friday, in exactly six days, the successful posters are tallied and move on to Round Three. An entry must have 3 unique ratings in order to be valid, so be careful about posting at 9pm on Friday because you might end up forfeiting. Despite posting this on Saturday, I did go through the ratings on Friday.
Good luck, and may the most awesome user win!
User Reviews
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-08 11:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not wise to hold back in D-prime madness presented by darko
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-07-08 10:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Damn. If I'd had the time and done that collage...I was going to post in the morning and get a load of +2s from the Brit crowd. 1.98, crap I couldn't have beaten that anyway.
I guess the 23MB collage I was gonna add if I made the final will go to waste now.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-07 13:11:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I lose this with a 1.96, I'm gonna shit myself. I'm going to like it, but it's just supposed to convey a message of surprise.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-07 12:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90170 just missing maioriaiaonairraino now.
Submitted by MrSmiley (user info) at 2006-07-07 06:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90153
:( I am going to lose
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-07 03:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DAMMIT +2
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-07 03:02:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90138
Why did that ruin it Darko?
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-06 22:57:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I do lishy, but I was talking to your flesh lettuce.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-06 22:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-06 20:10:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
You're not getting away that easy Mr. Smiley.
You still have to win it.
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That's what I said to your peener last night, remember?
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-06 20:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're not getting away that easy Mr. Smiley.
You still have to win it.
I'll post tonight.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-06 19:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here- can I go home now?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90122
Submitted by MrSmiley (user info) at 2006-07-06 10:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-01 02:00:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
All that said, I really like Mr. Smiley.
I feel bad about posting against him.
This is why I don't usually participate in these events. I like these people of Uber too much.
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Forfeit?
Submitted by MrSmiley (user info) at 2006-07-06 10:20:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have not forgotten. I am just a little depressed after the footie.
*weeps*
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-06 08:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90092
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-06 05:06:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it isn't oging to work if you and I are the ones who double forfiet.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-05 12:27:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-05 12:24:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90042
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-05 12:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I suppose I'll get started now. I've had off work since last Thursday and was completely bombed the entire time. I do so hate going back to work. Long days drinking on the beach is what I would like to do for a living I've decided.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-05 05:59:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hoping for a double forfeit so we both manage to move on.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-05 05:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nyet
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-05 05:48:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
anybody write anything yet?
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-04 02:53:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, I've commented on this already, no need to linkwhore!
Just kidding, linkwhore away.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-03 19:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOIOOO DPRIME
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-07-02 21:43:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Continue to quote my words in updates verbatim you lazy piece of shit, continue to quote my words in updates verbatim you lazy piece of shit.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-07-02 21:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Continue the legacy man. Continue the legacy.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-02 04:13:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Man that shirt rocks.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-02 04:05:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:-D
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-01 09:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-07-01 09:09:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Darko's a fucking legend around here and when I see a new user try to talk shit to him it makes me cringe.
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Seems like "legends" are a fucking dime a dozen here. . .
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-07-01 09:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Darko's a fucking legend around here and when I see a new user try to talk shit to him it makes me cringe.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-01 02:43:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
IT woud have waited, but I didn't think you could make it past any of these guys, so i figured i better face you now.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-01 02:40:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good job on the darko v. rad thing
That was supposed to be the championship round
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-01 02:34:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry, I'm attempting to put as little effort as possible into this, and copy from past posts
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-01 02:06:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you did post this on friday you dipshit
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-01 02:05:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I heard echo
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-01 02:00:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All that said, I really like Mr. Smiley.
I feel bad about posting against him.
This is why I don't usually participate in these events. I like these people of Uber too much.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-01 01:59:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Weight of my massive bald head huh?
YOU BASTARD!
Capt. Planet reference gets a +2 from me though.
You look nothing like I expected.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-07-01 01:11:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA! like a loss will stop me from competing.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-07-01 00:02:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-30 23:51:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
I sort of forgot about the fact that one of us had to move on.
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hahahaHA.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-30 23:51:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I sort of forgot about the fact that one of us had to move on.
Submitted by TheEye (user info) at 2006-06-30 23:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What do YOU know about JFK?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-30 23:16:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not roomates with SkinnyKenny.
Submitted by MrSmiley (user info) at 2006-06-30 22:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think I will get this one done early and fine tune instead of rushing and then completely changin it and cutting out most of the story at the last minute.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-30 22:41:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
are you and SkinnyKenny roommates
just askin'
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-30 22:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute.