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Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2006-07-01 14:12:31 EDT


Now, when I originally posted this on pH and on MySpace, I caught a great deal of hell for it. Seems I used some terms backwards than what most people would find typical. That, and I didn't explain my points well enough. After further exploration of what I was trying to get across with the people who took issue with this post, I realized the error was mine. Hence, this version has been slightly re-edited.

A big thanks to Crystle for all her input.

To me, when I say "women," it conjures images of creatures much like those vapid, materialistic bitches that populated the TV show "Sex And The City." Females who have thoughts of careers and shoes, perhaps the occasional child, if their birth control lapses. I have no issue with their sexuality, in fact I find it refreshing. I think more Americans should be open about theirs sexuality and embrace it. This is about trendiness and status, High School nonsense taken to a ridiculous level. Like vultures scavenging on the remains of a bloated carcass, they swoop down on unsuspecting men with their hip clothes and expensive make-overs to ask about 401k plans.

No, I like "girls." This is in no way relating to age, this relates to a mentality. Nor do I see this term as disrespectful. This is about types. Is it too much to ask for a female to be cultured and civil at the same time? A biting wit beneath a natural beauty? I have often said I look for a girl with "grace," but I honestly don't know what that means. I just know there aren't many of them that I run into.

Let's be honest here - I wanted to kill my mother from a very early age. You know that character Stewie from "Family Guy?" Yeah. Anyhow, I find that I'm attracted to women quite the opposite of the matron in our family. I prefer slimmer girls, with smaller breasts. Pale and delicate, almost fragile, with a quiet sophistication. To me, this equals "The Feminine."

I suppose this is where the initial problem arose, my use of terms. What I called "girls," is what most other call "women." But since I see my mother as a "women," and I strive for the antithesis of her, I feel as if that term does not seem correct. I suppose I shall have to go with "Young Lady." Or maybe just a neuter term. (ha!) Regardless, the words don't matter... you know by now what I mean.

On top of all that, I have to admit I like dorky chicks. Nothing intrigues me more than a brilliant young lady. (Yes, I guess "young lady" is all right.) If you had two super models on a bench and a plain girl reading a book of philosophy sitting between them, I would be immediately attracted to the bookworm. This is not to say looks aren't important, but I honestly can't stand shallow, uneducated people - regardless of gender. This is not to say the two super model would not be intelligent individuals in their own right...

I dated a young lady for seven years. We lived together for the last four years of that. Granted, I know that I compare every girl I meet to her, but it's not as if they have to live up to my ex. She was a wonderful girl, but we had many issues and in the end, we were no longer compatible. We're still friends, and I feel I've learned from her in these past few years more precisely the type of "woman" that is right for someone like me.

Unfortunately, I'm not sure this person exists...

There are four young ladies at the moment floating precariously close to the center of my little universe. I would have said five not too long ago, but I think I may have to write one off as in the "just friends" category. Of the remaining four, I've had different relationships with each of them, some more intimate than others. Three of them have ended up in my bed, two for the night, but one and a different one with any interesting results. How complicated can this be? The most amusing thing to me, is that I don't believe any of these girls would like each other, or for that matter, approve of me seeing the other three.

Each one somehow serves a "purpose." No, I would say each one fulfills a role. All four are attractive and intelligent, and obviously insane to be at all involved with me in any way. They all look drastically different, but all well conform to my standards of "The Feminine."

Number One has such an innocence about her. We've fooled around quite extensively and I find it both satisfying and infuriating. She is trapped behind a wall of oppressive religious beliefs and although she desperately wants to break free, she can't find the strength. Perhaps it has something to do with her boyfriend, as well. Oh, he knows... he doesn't care. It's complicated...

Number Two is almost the exact opposite. She brings out the malevolent, darker aspects in my personality and I adore that about her. One of the few people I consider my equal in sheer depravity, I can't help but be in awe of her bright exterior. Possibly the most sexually compatible to me of all the four, alas, she is tied down now to another. Plus she is many miles away.

Number Three is somewhat of an enigma. Innuendoes and hints are hurled through the air at each other like bullets, but as of yet, nothing has developed from them. She, too, has a certain innocence, but I suspect this might just be a defense mechanism. I find such beauty in her words and in just watching her move. I shall have to see where this path takes me...

And then there's Number Four. This girl is walking sensuality, far too attractive to be clinging to the likes of me. When we are out at the bars together, being seen with her is an ego boost unlike anything I've had in years. The way she curls up and fits in my arms is high near perfection. And yet, I know how this devious, clever little succubus is. She is wild, a free spirit, and I fear being utterly broken by her.

If only there was some way to combine all of these wonderful people into one - just for me. Would anything still be lacking? What does the future hold for my libido? Will things progress deeper, further with one of these young ladies? Perhaps there is someone living on the other end of my apartment complex that I'll meet when I go to get my mail today.

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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-07-03 19:54:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Maybe you'd have more luck if you stopped labeling them.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-03 19:21:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what, no pics?

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-07-02 22:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"Submitted by Paul_Monroe (user info) at 2006-07-02 09:28:07 (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-01 21:23:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

Stop worrying about the women and concentrate on your writing.Women come and
go, but a good story lasts forever. When you are a famous author you will be
inundated with women. Ignore those golddiggers, as well.
____________________________

shut the fuck up bubba"

fucking right. live for now. the future doesn't exist.

Submitted by Paul_Monroe (user info) at 2006-07-02 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-01 21:23:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

Stop worrying about the women and concentrate on your writing.Women come and
go, but a good story lasts forever. When you are a famous author you will be
inundated with women. Ignore those golddiggers, as well.
____________________________

shut the fuck up bubba

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-07-02 09:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-02 08:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't forget Bubba.

Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-07-01 22:55:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-07-01 14:22:02 (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, this was all rather bland and uninteresting. I'd save these type of musings for your hairdresser.

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HaHaHa!

Hairdresser Confessionals.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-01 21:23:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Stop worrying about the women and concentrate on your writing.Women come and
go, but a good story lasts forever. When you are a famous author you will be
inundated with women. Ignore those golddiggers, as well.


Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-01 19:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just keep fucking all of them, and shut the hell up about it.

Submitted by mini_plum (user info) at 2006-07-01 18:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

thats way too long

Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-07-01 17:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Well, That settles it.

Your a fag.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-01 15:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Hmm. Well, I'm not aaaaaany of those things. Nope, not one. OK, maybe I am but I'm not saying which.

When I hear the term "young lady", I think of my Grandmom, as that's what she'd say when I was in trouble. Only she'd say it like "young-uh lady" with her perpetual Italian accent. When a man says it, I think of an aging pervert.

In short, you might not want to say "young lady" ever again.

And you sound like you have your hands full. How do you post so much with all that ass?

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-01 15:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I really appreciate your openness and willingness to discuss stuff. It is refreshing.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-07-01 14:36:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I miss your pH title.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-01 14:32:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm sticking clear of this one.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-01 14:31:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Isn't it weird? I have the same thing. Michael was cultured, extraordinarily high IQ, and yes, elegant. After all was said and done, HE was the one I went goo-goo over.

Most men in my life have been tattoo'd (sometimes downright scary looking) biker types (and Rob Zombie types). Not assholes (as in girls only go for....) but you know, just scary types.

Come to think of it, Michael always told me one of the reasons he loved me was because I was "a wild little thing" as he described it.



Anymore I think it all comes down to you love who you love. Do you agree?

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-07-01 14:22:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, this was all rather bland and uninteresting. I'd save these type of musings for your hairdresser.


He may have come up with the recipe, but I came up with the idea of
charging $6.95 for it.

-- Moe Syzlak
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