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The 5 Manliest Jobs that You'll Never Have (1492 hits)

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Rating: -1.12 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by chipolatte (View user info) at 2006-07-01 15:44:48 EDT


#1. MASTER BEARDSMAN


glass chewer
master beardsman
truck juggler
brick shitter
shark rodeo clown

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Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-07-03 20:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I logged in just to rate this.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-07-03 20:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Well it's certainly great that you're back.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-02 03:18:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is gone from the main page for me.

Anyone else?

Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-07-02 02:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Good effort.

Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-07-02 02:11:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Have another -1 for my misspelling, which you were indirectly involved in.

This is serious -2 material, mind you, so feel gay.

Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-07-02 02:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-07-01 21:08:31 (#)
Ranking: -2

You were up all night thinking about this one, weren't you?

//

If he was, it was time mispent.

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-02 01:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AAHHHHHA HAH! mY AVERAGE RATING IS TEH HIGHER THAN YOURS! i RULE!

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-02 01:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You have looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow rating. that must mean yo usuck. Im too lazy to click on u user info to see if you rule more than m.e

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-07-01 21:08:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You were up all night thinking about this one, weren't you?

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-01 20:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Pure suck.


Submitted by GDR (user info) at 2006-07-01 17:45:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-07-01 17:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-01 16:27:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I've already been a Master Beardsman, dipshit. I've never heard of the rest of these jobs, so I think you're bullshitting me.

Submitted by Happily_Agnostic (user info) at 2006-07-01 15:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Pretty shit

Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-07-01 15:45:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oops...well, i'm gonna go get drunk.


Marge, there's just too much pressure, what with my job, the kids, traffic
snarls, political strife at home and abroad. But I promise you, the second
all of those things go away, we'll have sex.

-- Homer Simpson
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy