Uberdirectory Camwhore 2006 (1243 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.23 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by WiKi <wikilikewhoa.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-07-01 22:36:19 EDT
Like Spuds said..
No content here. I stopped posting long ago, now I just lurk and review on occasion.
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-03 13:40:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
last year's camwhore of you was hotter...
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-07-02 13:40:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was scrolling up from the bottom, reading the reviews. As soon as I saw "You thought I was gonna say "in the pooper" didn't ya?" I thought "oh jesus, I bet money that was jgreening".
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2006-07-02 13:25:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Burns --
That's the whole POINT of calling it an "Emo MySpace" picture. Did you read the filename? You, of all people, should know better.
And, furthermore, how do you know that I wasn't REALLY sad? Do I have nothing to be sad about? I mean.. I'm only a single mom that works 40+ hours a week, never sleeps, and has no social life to speak of.
But, of course. It's a fake-sad face. It must be, simply because I'm Wiki.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-07-02 12:52:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Almost every myspace picture of a female I see is usually black and white, the girl is looking away from the camera, and is always frowning or has big sad eyes while at the computer screen.
Why are you so sad to be at your computer? Take pictures of yourself where you're really sad so you don't have to fake it. Like work. Take a picture of yourself at work so it's the real deal sadness.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-07-02 12:50:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cheer up, emo girl.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-02 11:53:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, that's why i went with the 0.
Just in case later on, I get a chance to glaze your glasses in man batter.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-02 11:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I went back and read some of your older stuff. Start posting again
if you have the time. . .
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2006-07-02 09:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Check the filename, guys.
I know that I look sad in this picture.
Way ahead of ya.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-02 08:55:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You look depressed.
Or, you have bitter beer face.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-07-02 08:34:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Cheer up
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2006-07-02 08:15:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Teeph, not from Omaha.
I'm a Florida girl.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-02 03:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do ya...
You thought I was gonna say "in the pooper" didn't cha?
Well fuck that.
in the pooper.
Submitted by Ghettafix (user info) at 2006-07-02 03:09:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're disgusting.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-02 02:17:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAR-HAR you're black........... and white..
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-02 02:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have the same glasses as you!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-07-02 01:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look A LOT like a cousin of mine. (Which isn't saying much. There are only about 150,000 of them.)
You aren't from Omaha by any chance, are you?
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2006-07-01 23:33:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't lie to the girl!
I'll just tell her that Daddy doesn't love her and to get over it already.
She'll understand.
Just don't be surprised when she shows up on your doorstep in 17 years or so, strapped with dynamite and a couple of machine guns.
..not that I'll give her any ideas.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-01 23:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus woman, after the government garnishes my check for child support and leaves me with 17 cents a week, you'd think that would be enough, wouldn't you?
Just tell her I died in 'Nam or something. I want her to remember me as a hero.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2006-07-01 23:28:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
She's fantastic.
..misses her Daddy, though. She only needs to see you ONCE.. to know that you love her!
Can't you give her THAT?!
<3
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-01 23:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, real life calls, I understand. Not a day goes by though, that I don't think of you, and that weekend we spent in the Dominican Republic. Hope the lil one is ok!
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2006-07-01 23:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hello, love. How goes it?
It's been a while.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-01 23:13:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hiya wiki
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-01 22:56:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
kaos never calls me cute anymore, he just laughs at me :(
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-01 22:55:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
**Oh-oh, it's Koas... He undoubtedly going to tell her how cute she is**
Cuteness.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2006-07-01 22:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sicosemen --
I'd most likely cut it off if you so much as attempted it.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2006-07-01 22:52:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
-- Homer Simpson
El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer
Damn. I remember the good ol days of only using Simpsons and Family Guy quotes to rate a post.
I need to come back to Uber more.
I missed you bitches.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-07-01 22:50:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Marge: We're just going to have to cut down on luxuries.
Homer: Well, you know, we're always buying Maggie vaccinations for
diseases she doesn't even have.
Lisa's Pony
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-07-01 22:49:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2006-07-01 22:40:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd let you father my children.
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Yes, now THAT'S what I'm fucking talking about
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-01 22:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm ashamed to admit, I probably would.
Can't think of anything witty to finish with to nullify my perverse statement.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-01 22:44:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wouldn't waste the sperm on your face.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-01 22:39:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The filename makes me </3
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-07-01 22:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
file name.
duh.
I too am a veteran lurker.
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-07-01 22:38:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wendy Cooper?