This is chemical (512 hits)
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Submitted by RoseMadder (View user info) at 2006-07-02 18:00:49 EDT
This is chemical.
This is not you. Don't read so much into this.
You haven't slept. You haven't eaten.
You have permanently destroyed brain cells.
It makes sense for you to feel like this.
Even though you say you'll never do this again, you know you will.
You're not thinking straight.
This is chemical. You are hung over.
It will pass in a few hours. You are not depressed. This is not why you need medication. Your brain isn't working right.
You are adjusting to the loss os brain cells and resultant drop in intelligence quotient. You are aware of your biology.
You are not having a panic attack. You are dehydrated. Your heart is beating hard and fast.
This is chemical. A chemical change that you brought on yourself while fully aware of the consequences.
You are born of Adam, he who was given the first chance to make a choice. You are an intelligent and moral being, capable of reason and decision-making. This is what you have made of that choice.
This is chemical.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:48:34 EDT (#)
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Homer: This place is depressing.
Grampa: Hey! I live here.
Homer: Oh, well, I'm sure it's a blast once you get used to it.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart vs. Thanksgiving
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-07-03 08:07:18 EDT (#)
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It is
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-03 07:06:25 EDT (#)
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Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it
gas? It's gas, isn't it?
-- Homer Simpson
Fear of Flying
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-03 03:51:34 EDT (#)
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Oooh ... maca-ma-damia nuts.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart's Dog Gets an F
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-03 03:33:34 EDT (#)
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See you in hell, candy boys!!
-- Homer Simpson
Homer Badman
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-07-03 02:27:19 EDT (#)
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If it'll make you feel any better, I've learned that life is one crushing
defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer and Apu
Submitted by Sockster (user info) at 2006-07-02 22:55:27 EDT (#)
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Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.
Pump Jockey:
It's your heart. And I think it's on its last thump.
Homer: Whew, I was afraid it was my transmission.
Homer's Triple Bypass
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-07-02 19:40:34 EDT (#)
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Homer: We always have one good kid and one lousy kid. Why can't both
our kids be good?
Marge: We have three kids, Homer.
Separate Vacations
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-07-02 19:29:42 EDT (#)
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Smithers:
Next. There's a problem with the reactor -- what do you do?
Homer: There's a problem with the reactor?? We're all going to die!!
I Married Marge
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-02 19:08:55 EDT (#)
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I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
-- Homer Simpson
The Front
Submitted by GDR (user info) at 2006-07-02 18:36:18 EDT (#)
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Burns: I can't understand a word you're saying.
Homer: My name is Homer Simpson!
Burns: You're just babbling incoherently...
Homer: Oh, you're a dead man, Burns. Oh, you're dead! You're dead,
Burns!
Who Shot Mr. Burns (Part 1)