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:( A Typical Darko Emo Post :( (1367 hits)

Category: Romance
Labels: camwhore

Rating: 1.73 on 37 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Darko (View user info) at 2006-07-02 20:26:52 EDT


There's this girl.

We aren't together because (I cheated on her/she cheated on me/she doesn't know I exist/it was a one night stand/she can't deal with my complex emotions).

Because of this I want to (cry emo or emu tears/slit my wrists/be a sympathy whore/listen to dashboard confessional).

I don't think I will ever (love/fuck/rape) again.

Not so deep and not so introspective writing.

Still feeling :(.

too_drunk_to_fuck.JPG (34 kB)

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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-04 18:57:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2006-07-04 18:51:07 (#)
Ranking: -2

There....much better.
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2006-07-04 18:48:57 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment
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WTF? OMG! DARKO HE PROPER OWNED YOU WITH HIS PWNZERSHRECK MISSILE OF +80!

QUICK RAISE YOUR JEWRIDIUM STAFF OF LOLLOCAUST!

Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2006-07-04 18:51:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

There....much better.

Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2006-07-04 18:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-07-04 01:44:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

One word titles are the best for emo stories.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-04 01:28:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

doo doo de-doo, la la la

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-04 01:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah, I was about to do a post before I realized it was all covered here.

Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-03 19:38:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Apply anal rape to an anus. Any anus will do, really. Rinse and repeat.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-07-03 19:24:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GO TIGERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-03 19:13:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

a/s/l

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:45:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:30:21 (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm form Michigan
----

No wonder you're so sad!

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:30:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm form Michigan

Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:24:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Emo sucks, as well as this post.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:18:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-03 01:15:35 (#)
Ranking: 2

Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight

But now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To fuck
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Dead Kennedy are teh ROXXORZ!

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:09:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hmm..


yes, I also want to know "where you form"









hehehe. ok, I admit it, I'm just very bored

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-07-03 15:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Rape it off.

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2006-07-03 11:44:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

your hot.....where you form again?


oh, sorry about you feeing bad and everything, i hate that.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-07-03 10:13:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-03 08:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Do I see just a hint of ginger?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-03 01:15:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight

But now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To fuck

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-07-03 00:57:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My name is Darko. I was supposed to hang out with Hookhand.
I stood him up to hang out with other friends
They stood me up. Instead of being at a drunken barbeque with drunken hot women and free alcohol and food, I stayed home and jerked off the the back of the "wild things" dvd.

Emowned.

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-03 00:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Press conference tomorrow at 1 p.m.

Stevie's gonna retire.

And I will weep.

*weeps*

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-03 00:13:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto +2 for DK reference... but please, spare us any more images of your darling little face.

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-03 00:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That reminds me of the Fedorov mugshot.

Except without the queer sweater.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-02 22:03:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Boredom mostly, and thanks.

Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-07-02 22:00:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What is with all the camwhores lately?

Not that I'm complaining. Lookin' good.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-02 21:38:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

awww....

it's ok, in a few years you'll be old enough to grow facial hair.


don't cry about it...

Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-07-02 21:19:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

in a few years you will have a big set of sausage tits

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-02 21:11:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If you want to check out the "bitch tits" tarnation, you can get a good look at http://www.ubersite.com/m/89633

Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-07-02 21:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

do i detect the beginning of bitch tits? yes i do

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-02 21:07:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If you weren't so emo you'd probably camwhore a bit more.



Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-02 20:56:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

God Damn it, Darko...

Submitted by Sockster (user info) at 2006-07-02 20:47:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*Shrug*

Get into meth and you won't care.

Submitted by HHH (user info) at 2006-07-02 20:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good news, darko. I'm fighting the power!

Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-07-02 20:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

There are emo's all over the place where I live.

Oh yeah I like Dashboard Confessional'

"Ghost of a Good thing' is my song. Listening to it right now.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-02 20:28:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-02 20:27:07 (#)
Ranking: 0

I need help.
----
Here, have a plus 2

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-07-02 20:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

obviously

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-02 20:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I need help.


No, I do not know what the Schadenfreude is. Please tell me, because
I'm dying to know.

-- Homer Simpson
When Flanders Failed