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Dear Portugal, GET BANNED! (1478 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.34 on 50 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Redskieslookfake (View user info) at 2006-07-03 06:14:32 EDT




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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-06 21:50:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

lol

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-25 17:23:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Made me laugh again.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-25 16:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/111987#2534669



I know, dear. You want to try the dating scene, I understand. I'll still be here, waiting, when you get through the fags.



Smooches,

Your very own Jenny Berggren.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-14 19:42:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's a beanie you moro... oops. this is redskieslookfake.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-14 19:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's not you - unless you upped your Just For Men dosage. Robot.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-21 15:46:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-03 20:47:06 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-03 13:24:00 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-03 06:59:21 (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm going to bed. I've just sent bart an email - happy banning polly pasty pants.

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Wow. You really are a spineless coward.
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.... what a dork.

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See what you wrote there. ".... what a dork. " You did it wrong. It's called an ellipsis. it's the dot dot dot thing used to represent the passing of time or silence of some kind. It's spelled "..." and doesn't have a space after it, because it acts as it's own space.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-05 20:56:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

NOt that you need forgiving

Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-07-04 05:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-03 20:47:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-03 13:24:00 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-03 06:59:21 (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm going to bed. I've just sent bart an email - happy banning polly pasty pants.

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Wow. You really are a spineless coward.
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.... what a dork.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-03 20:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-03 13:24:00 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-03 06:59:21 (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm going to bed. I've just sent bart an email - happy banning polly pasty pants.

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Wow. You really are a spineless coward.
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Hahahahaa

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-03 19:35:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-03 13:24:00 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-03 06:59:21 (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm going to bed. I've just sent bart an email - happy banning polly pasty pants.

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Wow. You really are a spineless coward.
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hehehe - Redskies is a dick muppet.

MINUS 2!!

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-03 18:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-07-03 18:59:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-03 13:00:36 (#)
Ranking: 1

ROONEY!

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No no, it's 'ROOOOOOOO-NAAAAAAAAAAAY'

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-03 18:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You comment on mouths? Ha, just because you can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, through a straw, from five feet away with your Peruvian nigger lips....



This started out a 0, but I think it's funny.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-03 13:24:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-03 06:59:21 (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm going to bed. I've just sent bart an email - happy banning polly pasty pants.

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Wow. You really are a spineless coward.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-03 13:00:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

ROONEY!

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-07-03 12:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking hot and nasty. Yummy. I'm eating carbonara right now and I just orgasmed looking at that picture.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-07-03 10:16:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-03 10:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto cocksock +2

Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-07-03 09:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

France will take them probably but I really enjotyed watching Portugals keeper in the shootout. That mother fucker is insane. Englands keeper, robinson-I only know his last name because it's the same as mine, sucked it up the butt. Get over it england lost becasue of crappy keeping and pk skills.

-I'm not taking anything away from England, those boy played a hell of a match.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-03 07:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Go France!!


Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-03 07:39:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's difficult to tell, but is that a receding hair line?

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-03 07:24:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

South Africa

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-03 07:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is very good shite.

Where is 2010 being played, anyway? I'm too bored and tired to hunt for 30 seconds.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-03 07:03:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-03 07:00:33 (#)
Ranking: 2

I wear pyjamas.
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That just proves you're foreign.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-03 07:00:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I wear pyjamas.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-03 06:59:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm going to bed. I've just sent bart an email - happy banning polly pasty pants.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-03 06:52:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-03 06:50:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

Can't be. Jake wouldn't wear those PJs. It's hard enough to get pants on him at all, really.
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hehehe

Pyjamas are for foreign climes. Not Blighty.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-03 06:51:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It's all over the shop, yes. Stop posting under my name.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-03 06:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Can't be. Jake wouldn't wear those PJs. It's hard enough to get pants on him at all, really.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-03 06:46:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dear Portugal, GET BANNED! (Rating: 1.33 on 18 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 5 minutes ago)
Submitted by Redskieslookfake (View user info) at 2006-07-03 06:14:32

Uberdirectory camwhore, which proves I'm real. (Rating: 1.78 on 17 reviews, last by Danger_Ranger 22 hours ago)
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (View user info) at 2006-07-01 07:20:46

I have resized it!! It's awesome! (Rating: 1.57 on 63 reviews, last by joedaddy 3 days ago)
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (View user info) at 2006-06-29 01:28:20



Haven't a clue D_R.

Your IP address is not unique! Doesn't that make computers freak out?

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-03 06:44:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I haven't the faintest what you're talking about. Besides, we're in Asia now, and are more of a shoe in than the hosts. MU-HAHA-HA.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-03 06:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-03 06:31:37 (#)
Ranking: -2

You're lucky you posted this, I was only a few diabolical seconds away from pwning you. But, I remained true to my word.

but it's still a crap post.

-2.
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You know you're not going to qualify for the next World Cup now? As a result of this fraud? The football gods will punish you grievously.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-03 06:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're lucky you posted this, I was only a few diabolical seconds away from pwning you. But, I remained true to my word.

but it's still a crap post.

-2.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-03 06:29:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice whitespace, white boy.


Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-03 06:26:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Those are the hands of an Australian. Not an Englishman!

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-03 06:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I mean 'deserved' in the completely assuming kind of way, of course..

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-03 06:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you deserved to get banned. Nice sock, man-meat.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-03 06:22:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Danger_Ranger

drop me a line sometime.


redskieslookfake.at.hotmail.co.uk


I want to compare fashion tips etc.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-03 06:20:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Did you know that next door some yardies shot some people? Do you know what this means?

It means that today I will be extra busy.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-03 06:19:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bart - don't ban him for this please. It was done in good humour.

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-07-03 06:18:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahahahahaha,

Saturday was so awesome.

GO GERMANY WOO!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-07-03 06:18:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HOHOOHOHOHOHHAHAHHAHWHAHHOAUH:OUWEDHALWIUDBLAIYBLSIAHWHAHHEHEHEHHEHAHAHEHHAOHAOHOAH

*dies*

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-03 06:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-03 06:16:41 (#)
Ranking: -2

um-ah, 3 posts in one day.. you're gonna cop it now Youreyeslookbad.
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You are such a bummer.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-03 06:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What the fuck are you wearing? Honestly. Australians. *sighs*

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-03 06:16:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

um-ah, 3 posts in one day.. you're gonna cop it now Youreyeslookbad.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-03 06:16:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-07-03 06:15:55 (#)
Ranking: -2

ONE FUCKING POST PER DAY ASSHAT
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User Info.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-03 06:16:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have hairier arms than that too

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-07-03 06:15:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ONE FUCKING POST PER DAY ASSHAT!

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-03 06:15:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You bloody whore.



hehehehe


Quiet, you kids! If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch
cartoons and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.

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