Pour me another (557 hits)
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Submitted by Rumpleforeskin (View user info) at 2006-07-03 13:30:52 EDT
A snowflake hits me on the brow. Suddenly I understand that winter is upon us. Turning my head, I see my reflection in a pane window. I realize that I have become the most ridiculous person in the midst of a generation that is ramped with morons. My outfit, consists of the yellow jacket tights from the Blind Mellon video are clung without give.
Burp. A sprits of chili and beer pelt the back of my jugular. There is also a hint of bratwurst.
For some reason I don't know where I am, how I got here, or where I am supposed to go. The streets remain vacant even though it is only 10:48. Was I at a costume party? Maybe Mardi Gras in January? Clueless. And why do I have an episode of Sandford and Son in my head? Ha. Burp.
I am afraid to walk. I could at any moment slip on this damn ice. Snap my ass bone and roll around in the snow like a newly branded calf. Where in the hell is my car? I continue to scour the streets looking for a remnant of how I came to the current state I am in. Where are the ladies? Wait, would I want any ladies seeing me in the outfit anyway?
I stream out, "Dude looks like a lady..." Where did that come from? I can't even see. Maybe I should build a freaking snowman, man. Ha. Whoa. Maybe I got here on a dogsled! Ha. I'm retarded. Ha. Why is there a sock in my crotch? Oh. Ha. For the ladies.
I wonder if there are any other bars open? I could use a drink. Man, I am an alcoholic. A real after school special. A person wondering around helplessly with one mission on my mind, grilled cheese sandwich. Wait, no. I need to get home.
I want to watch that crazy MXC show. Those crazy Japanese! Ha. Look, they are having a sale over there? Why aren't they open? "Dude looks like a lady.....woooooo!" Man, I need to stop that. I need a new song. "Shake that ass, show me what you're working with!!" That's the one.
It is frigid out here. I don't even have a jacket. Do I have to work tomorrow? My bulge is impressive. No wonder I wore this tonight. Am.......I being watched? Whoa stop it brah. You are acting crazy. Grilled Cheeses!! Woooo! Is my car even in this freaking town? I have been walking for miles it seems like. Where's my beer.
Apparently I was the life of the party and no one can hang!! Wooo. Where in the hell is everybody? Big juicy steak. I would love that. There's my chariot. I am outta here. I am hammered. Wooo.
User Reviews
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-07-25 13:56:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wasnt a -2 people
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-07-25 13:09:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Awful.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-07-03 22:43:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
this kind of sucked.
Submitted by exposed (user info) at 2006-07-03 20:40:29 EDT (#)
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It is apparent that 90% of the people who repetitively write posts on people's writings are below the national poverty line. I understand that these people are walking to their local libraries to suck in as much cool in the summer and heat in the winter to remain in existance. I pray, pray, for a flash flood to come through and demolish your wax cardboard houses and carry your infested shitsuckers into a sinkhole of epic levels. Continue to live life for the next Harry Potter book to come out to keep you breathing. I'm positive that there is an overload of self-fingerfucking with most of you. I will allow those who are of this state to fight over who can eat my corn saturated shit at a minimal price. Goodnight taint sniffers, goodnight.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-07-03 19:33:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
its summer dipshit, the only flakes i see are you and ETS, and jturdling of course.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-03 18:34:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You worry me sometimes, brother. Do I need to make a trip to VA?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-03 18:26:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pure shit.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:55:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:53:16 EDT (#)
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Uh, may I ask...
Why the hell did you take over where a shitty alter left off? Create your own account from scratch, and you wouldn't already be on someone's AUTO -2 LIST.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:32:00 EDT (#)
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The post was a solid "meh" but the comment left for scourge was a definite "-2."
"Blow me."
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-03 15:02:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That indecipherable attempt at an insult firmly establishes that this was indeed sicosemen, or, as he claims, his brother.
Either way, the two people that bred to create such a vast intelligence sucking blackhole should be punished for their crimes against humanity. Just think, if only someone had kicked your pig of a mother in her gut at the appropriate time, the world would be an ever so much better place today.
Shame really...
Submitted by exposed (user info) at 2006-07-03 14:54:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am under the impression that SCOURGE has a withering old coot who has dwindled his disability savings on B' rated porn magazines and multiple internet connections to be everywhere at the same time. Furthermore, I have YET to see something clever or even entertaining coming from your hole. Do us a favor and remove the row of 2's on your piece of shit computer and remove the balls from your jawls for a short time and write something that someone might find interested. Ok, now reinsert those balls and bend over for your great danes afternoon ass fiesta. Cunty Toad
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-03 14:47:39 EDT (#)
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If you throw youself in front of a train, it might clear things up for you.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-03 14:24:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
It's 'Sanford and Son'
Submitted by GDR (user info) at 2006-07-03 13:55:06 EDT (#)
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odd
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-03 13:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This type of writing is why you are labelled as this:
http://www.ubersite.com/u/scourge/l/be-sure-to-always-drop-a-deuce-on-this-guy
I just need to make little notes to myself so I can remember who sucks around here. I'm very important and busy and I can't be bothered with trying to recall all of this from memory.