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Submitted by Forensic (Tullian Zombie) Girl (View user info) at 2006-07-03 16:05:13 EDT
Saxon picked these.
Hey, maybe I get some more hits. We all know what happens to Camwhores w/o content around here!
Lord knows I'm not going to reach 100,000 hits anytime soon posting quality stuff.
Phuzzy-take your pick.
I don't really smoke cigars. A photog friend took a series of me and that was his idea.
Happy now Saxon?!
User Reviews
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-01-12 20:08:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Acrylic nails scare me just a little.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-12 19:14:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that should work Danger
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-12 19:02:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you can't fit into levis. I will go to an amry surplus and buy a tarp (a massive one), and have the Mr Giordano from down the road who hems my suits to fashion some sort of durable pant out of them. he could probably double stitch.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-12 18:57:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I draw the line at buying panties for my bitches.
How tiny do you need them to be?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-12 18:54:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I need some new jeans! Just go to the Big Bertha section. Thanks Danger!
:)
I like Levis
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-12 18:49:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am going to buy you some new jeans. What size is your arse, 100?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-01-12 18:49:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-01-12 18:46:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
And why is a forty-something bleached-blonde skank posting dumb-ass ugly pictures of herself on the internet?
Don't you have a goddamn mirror at home?
I guess your 'photog friend' had the right idea; obscuring your hideous gash of a face behind the smoke was a tremendous favor.
Thank him for me on your next conjugal.
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this from the toolbag that can't post anything of his own?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-12 18:48:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
awwwww, I'm crushed!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-12 18:47:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Go play elsewhere little boy
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-01-12 18:46:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And why is a forty-something bleached-blonde skank posting dumb-ass ugly pictures of herself on the internet?
Don't you have a goddamn mirror at home?
I guess your 'photog friend' had the right idea; obscuring your hideous gash of a face behind the smoke was a tremendous favor.
Thank him for me on your next conjugal.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-01-12 18:40:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You wrote this:
A photog friend took a series of me and that was his idea.
What the fuck does that imply, MORON?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-12 18:32:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
He didn't take these, moron.
All you guys are doing is increasing my hits. So thanks for that.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-01-12 18:27:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your "photog friend" takes lousy pictures.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-01-12 16:31:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-01-12 14:25:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
you look like dwight schrutes girlfriend angela on the office
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I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-01-12 16:16:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
a black n mild isn't a cigar, sugar.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-01-12 14:25:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you look like dwight schrutes girlfriend angela on the office
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-01-12 13:06:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tits on the wall. Classy. About what I figured.
I guess you're right, Midwesterners in your area probably _do_ talk like inbred ignorant hicks.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-01-12 12:55:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hottest guy I ever dun saw.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-12 12:10:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
U R HOTTT!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-12 12:00:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-12 09:53:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
of course she's heaving she just ate.
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-12 09:18:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
U look like you want to heave in that second photo, or possibly crack one out.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-12 08:54:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh now that's HOT.
What?!?
Submitted by Wicked (user info) at 2007-01-12 08:41:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for spurring on the purging justice of cancer.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-01-12 03:07:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-01-12 01:45:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone get that woman a decent meal. Stat.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-01-10 11:09:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-11 12:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
only 1200 hits more to go!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-10 08:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 live!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-08 00:06:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait...I thought you were fat? Evidently mistaken, I was.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-07 21:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-07 18:01:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
I still need 17,994 hits.
I'm seriously going to smack ETS if he posts one more conspiracy theory. They all go to MH.
I'm usually not this anal about hit count. But 100,000 offically marks the end of noob status and it's so close I can taste it.
Taste THIS.
(You'll love it)
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-07 21:16:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2006-07-05 15:51:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
What to do next? NSFW camwhore of course.
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I believe I know JUST the picture!
Method mentioned it quite a bit ago, but I thought I'd bring it up again.
What were you wearing in that pic again?
A cowboy hat and....
oh.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-07 18:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I still need 17,994 hits.
I'm seriously going to smack ETS if he posts one more conspiracy theory. They all go to MH.
I'm usually not this anal about hit count. But 100,000 offically marks the end of noob status and it's so close I can taste it.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-07-06 15:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hubba hubba
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-07-06 07:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you look like this polish bird I once emotionally scarred
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-05 19:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lord woman, eat a sammich afore you blow away in a strong wind
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-05 18:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I also like how the bent-over pic gives you artifical boobage from your t-shirt hangin down...
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-05 17:07:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also.... I have WAY WAY WAY TOO much energy right now... I'm finding it dreadfully hard to sit here at my desk putting numbers in columns
Although this has nothing to do with this post..
FG rocks
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-05 17:01:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it bad that I understood it, too?
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-05 06:18:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-07-04 02:42:19 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-04 02:19:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
nah...although your height makes twirling a little iffy, you're still a one-hander
and That, my dear, is what's important
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? I don't know what this means
***
that's too bad...
honest
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I know EXACTLY what he means.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-05 16:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-05 15:46:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
Woooo! 109 reviews and on MH.
Now, only approx 20,000 more hits to gather. Wonder what I should do next.
Show me your hole.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-07-05 15:54:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You're smokin! PUN TIME PUN TIME PUN TIME
Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2006-07-05 15:51:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What to do next? NSFW camwhore of course. Or, to put it a little more bluntly...
Show us your tits!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-05 15:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Woooo! 109 reviews and on MH.
Now, only approx 20,000 more hits to gather. Wonder what I should do next.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-07-05 12:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
JESUS CHRIST
I always thought that other photo of you was a joke, some phsycotic chick from a movie or something.
you look fucking wacko in that other pic.
Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2006-07-05 11:59:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do you. At least twice.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-05 11:31:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mind you we'd have to use Berty's phone..
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-05 11:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FG3, you have a MASSIVE arse. We could show a picture movie on it.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-05 11:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-04 17:16:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-07-04 05:15:36 (#)
Ranking: 1
well at least you're not fat and hideous like the rest of ubersite's women
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cheeky boy...
The first photo looks REALLY sexy but hides your face.. Not sure about the second one. Odd pose.
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It actually makes her look lecherous. I didn't even think it was possible for a woman to look like that.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-05 11:08:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hey i'm not hideous. i prefer "nightmarish."
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-07-05 10:59:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-07-04 05:15:36 (#)
Ranking: 1
well at least you're not fat and hideous like the rest of ubersite's women
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-05 07:30:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is there crack in that cigar? They call it a Jumbo.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-05 06:40:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm here for the gangbang
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-05 06:18:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-07-04 02:42:19 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-04 02:19:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
nah...although your height makes twirling a little iffy, you're still a one-hander
and That, my dear, is what's important
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? I don't know what this means
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that's too bad...
honest
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I know EXACTLY what he means.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-05 06:06:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just realised you have no ass!
NO ASS!
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-07-04 17:55:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Smoker!!!
that's hot!!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-04 17:16:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-07-04 05:15:36 (#)
Ranking: 1
well at least you're not fat and hideous like the rest of ubersite's women
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cheeky boy...
The first photo looks REALLY sexy but hides your face.. Not sure about the second one. Odd pose.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-04 16:22:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The E-end
The E-end
Of the American
The E-end
The E-end
Of the American
The E-end
The E-end
Of the American
The E-end
The E-end
Of the American witch.
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2006-07-04 14:21:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmmmmmm cougar. I could spend days exploring that tight little body of yours.
Submitted by ArcEld (user info) at 2006-07-04 14:15:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-04 14:06:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
20,000 more hits to go. Go me!
Nuuuuuuurrrr!
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2006-07-04 10:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Look at you, yer walkin' around like fuckin' John Barrymore, with a fuckin' pink robe and a cigarette holder!"
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-04 05:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you to pieces but that picture on the right is very unflattering. I doubt there is a woman alive who can look elegant and sexy in that pose.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-07-04 05:15:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
well at least you're not fat and hideous like the rest of ubersite's women
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-07-04 02:42:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-04 02:19:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
nah...although your height makes twirling a little iffy, you're still a one-hander
and That, my dear, is what's important
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? I don't know what this means
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that's too bad...
honest
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-04 02:31:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOT, HOT, HOT!!
Have I told you lately that you rawk my world?
Sort of like those reall hot pirate chicks you sent me the other day.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-07-04 02:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
now now D_R
don't hate
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moo baby girl
mQQ
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-04 02:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-07-04 01:53:04 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-03 19:53:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
Geebus! Do I really look that old?
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nah...although your height makes twirling a little iffy, you're still a one-hander
and That, my dear, is what's important
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? I don't know what this means
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-04 02:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MOO
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-04 02:03:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uber's not a fucking nightclub joedaddy..
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-07-04 01:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-03 19:53:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
Geebus! Do I really look that old?
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nah...although your height makes twirling a little iffy, you're still a one-hander
and That, my dear, is what's important
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-07-04 01:22:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That right pic is gonna be photoshopped straight into the record books.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-07-03 22:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The "boobs" on the wall look like one of the creatures in the famous Star Wars bar scene. It's the one that looked like it had a giant peach stuffed in its mouth.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-07-03 22:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like screen caps for a remake of Reefer Madness.
Only needs soundtrack lyrics:
Blazin on a blunt, backin that butt up,
I'll put her in some chaps and my feet in her stirrups.
When she bends over we get buck wild,
She lets me do that donkey Jordan style.
-now I've got ETS's Donkey Punch song stuck in my head
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-03 21:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAR-HAR you're a fatty!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-07-03 20:36:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
although it could just look like your older because...
A. In the pic on the left your smoking that stogie. That makes you look older.
B. In the pic on the right your all bent over like you got a bad back.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-07-03 20:24:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dont worry though your still hot
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-07-03 20:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
how bout 35?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-03 19:53:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Geebus! Do I really look that old?
K then, I'm calling the plastic surgeon right now......
Submitted by soccer (user info) at 2006-07-03 19:52:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto hot grandma +2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-03 19:45:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you're really pretty and everything, but take some new pictures for goodness sakes.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-07-03 19:32:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow you look old im guessing late 30's early 40's?
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-07-03 18:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
So this is why everyone loves you
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-07-03 18:28:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that second pic should have been taken from the other side
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-03 18:14:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yup!
I mean, how the hell should I know?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-07-03 18:05:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Does the carpet match the drapes?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:44:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA! I'm pretty sure I know what picture Method is talking about.
I've seen it... It's VARY nice...
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You certainly don't LOOK like a zombie. You had me all worked up, too. God knows I love my women pasty white and dead.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:57:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:49:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is his way of dropping you down a peg... His id feels threatened. Let baby throw his tantrum... He'll get bored soon.
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hahaha I'm aaaaaalllll ID, my friend, and yes, I'm bored already. That won't negate the fact that you're kissing her ass so that somehow, someday, she'll recognize you for the chivalrous internet hero you are and come swooping into your arms for protection.
I'm not trying to drop anyone down a peg, especially not FG. She's a classy broad, and as much as you're secretly wishing that I would post something scandalous of her so that you can make a fresh deposit into the spank bank, I wouldn't do that to her.
OR WOULD I?
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goddamm it you Hellenic cocktease, give us that pic up right quick like, like that whore of Piraeus you are...
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:32:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I've hardly ever seen someone look MORE uncomfortable in a picture.
It almost makes ME uncomfortable.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:19:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The photo on the left reminds me of Sarah Jessica Parker.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:19:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"thousands of girls...."
BUhahahahOKAYYYYYYYY!
Well, he's spanked his BIRD to thousands of girls that way. That KINDA counts.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:19:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post got hot quickly.
Have a good 'blow shit up day', kids.
Me, I've got about 30 bottles of Guinness all lined up on the bottom shelf of my refrigerator. Many of them will not survive the next two nights.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:19:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Then the waking dreams of my kind demeanor and ye olde chivalry being a boon will pay dividends!
Oh happy day!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:19:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Baahahahaha
Oh! Please Mr. Method Sir! Help me to become a "REAL GIRL"!!!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:18:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whoooooO!
HEAT!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:17:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're next on the list, Crystle.
Assume the mounting position.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes, He has.
Method always plays the knight in tarnished armor.
he only shines it once a year ...and alters don't care for shine anyhow - the reflection reminds them that they don't exist
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It works for me ALL the time. I've bedded thousands of uber girls that way
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:10:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:57:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:49:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is his way of dropping you down a peg... His id feels threatened. Let baby throw his tantrum... He'll get bored soon.
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hahaha I'm aaaaaalllll ID, my friend, and yes, I'm bored already. That won't negate the fact that you're kissing her ass so that somehow, someday, she'll recognize you for the chivalrous internet hero you are and come swooping into your arms for protection.
I'm not trying to drop anyone down a peg, especially not FG. She's a classy broad, and as much as you're secretly wishing that I would post something scandalous of her so that you can make a fresh deposit into the spank bank, I wouldn't do that to her.
OR WOULD I?
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Do you think it will work?
I get so lonely... :(
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:08:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks kids...I think I did some fucking thing, here.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I haven't read the reviews, so hopefully you've already explained why you decided to show uber how to take it up the ass.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:05:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
btw - that WAS the bestest possible comeback evar.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:04:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just save it back out, Shlongy. Bear in mind the original will be lost if you click save.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:03:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you save it yuo will lose the picture in it's original form. Save as and you have a new document. Do that.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Open it in MSPAint, Shlongy.
Under the image dropdown go to the stretch & skew option
Put both height and width at about 50 percent and that will fit nicely on anyones monitor, even people too stupid to set it up to see something that is already at a completely reasonable size (i.e. most of Uber).
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:56:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey...how the fuck do you "shrink a picture"?
I have a jpg that says it's 881x1090 and 790KB and that sounds gigantic to me.
I need to make it smaller.
What's the story?
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Try cold water.... that makes everything smaller
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:01:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great Honk.
I never should have posted that picture..
oh well.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:59:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OK...I can open it "in microsoft paint...now do I "Save AS" or just "save"?
And what do I save it to...or ass...whatever?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:57:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:49:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is his way of dropping you down a peg... His id feels threatened. Let baby throw his tantrum... He'll get bored soon.
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hahaha I'm aaaaaalllll ID, my friend, and yes, I'm bored already. That won't negate the fact that you're kissing her ass so that somehow, someday, she'll recognize you for the chivalrous internet hero you are and come swooping into your arms for protection.
I'm not trying to drop anyone down a peg, especially not FG. She's a classy broad, and as much as you're secretly wishing that I would post something scandalous of her so that you can make a fresh deposit into the spank bank, I wouldn't do that to her.
OR WOULD I?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Open in paint, then save back out.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:56:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey...how the fuck do you "shrink a picture"?
I have a jpg that says it's 881x1090 and 790KB and that sounds gigantic to me.
I need to make it smaller.
What's the story?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:55:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Howard
* Gender: male
* Astrological Sign: Scorpio
* Industry: Investment Banking
* Occupation: sales
* Location: Los Angeles
About Me
I am a millionaire through the stock market; I inherited ten million from my father and after six months in the market I had a million.
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From now on, you MUST post under the name "Howard".
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*sigh*
I might as well confess. He's talking about this pic. THIS is the real me.
http://oraculations.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/BIG%20ASS-777181.jpg
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:50:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
just PUH-LEASE tell me you didn't pull an Urbane...
although you have a distinct lack of sausage fingers...
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:49:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't care what he posts. As far as I can tell, more people like you more than him.
This is his way of dropping you down a peg... His id feels threatened. Let baby throw his tantrum... He'll get bored soon.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
camwhoring for a directory?
Naw - that's not stupid - that's an uber staple.
however if you mean sending him whatever photo he's on about... that I'll have to see to judge myself.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:48:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You should see the picture that SHLONGY has...it'll put the rest of the ones she's sent out to the intraweb universe to shame.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
One would argue THIS was incredibly stupid.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:46:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
only when said user is a dumbass, Bonnie...
So unless you've done something incredibly stupid - and I somehow don't think you did/would - you should be fine.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very cute.
And don't worry about Method. Whatever he posts will just end up being a video of some drunk co-ed doing a sloppy striptease that he found on collegehumor.com.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:44:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The sad thing is is when Method does stuff like that, it usually is a harbinger of the victim's Uber downfall.
I'm not sure how much longer I'll be around.
<weeps>
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:40:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FLAKMONKEY DEMANDS THAT THE PHOTO IN QUESTION IS POSTED.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:40:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:25:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
IN FACT, I MAY JUST POST IT HERE, BECAUSE YOU KNOW, THEY TAUGHT ME TO SHARE IN KINDERGARTEN
AND DONT BOTHER DELETING IT, IT'S ALREADY SAVED ON MY HARD DRIVE
WHAT SAY YOU, MASSES, SHALL I POST THE DELECTABLE TREAT FOR THINE OWN STARVING EYES?
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Give it to us, O Oracle of Delphi!
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:35:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sheesh bra, i've got more meat on my bones than you.
the milkers on your wall are pretty coo though. yeah that's right - "coo."
post it mr. method.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:32:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess I should read the reviews before I ask a fucking question around here.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:31:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I say post it. And then I say you force feed her.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:31:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:26:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
POST
POST
POST
POST
POST
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:31:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you in a right panic yet? That knot in your stomach just getting worse and worse? Refreshing the front page over and over to see if I'm THAT much of an asshole?
We'll just have to wait and see, won't we?
smooches! = )
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:30:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that bitch
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That pirate whore can't help you now, she's out looting and pillaging on Block Island
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:29:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you bending over in picture 2 so I can pound you from behind babe?
/Shlongy
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:29:22 EDT (#)
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Where's Tiger?! I need her help
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it a cast of your own figure?
I would deem that highly liberated of you, and I see that as a good thing.
Otherwise, I would have to deem you beslian.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you know there are a apir of tits sticking out of your wall?
Who's are they? Don't they miss them?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method,
I am a mass, and I say yes!!!
YES I SAY!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
POST
POST
POST
POST
POST
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:25:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IN FACT, I MAY JUST POST IT HERE, BECAUSE YOU KNOW, THEY TAUGHT ME TO SHARE IN KINDERGARTEN
AND DONT BOTHER DELETING IT, IT'S ALREADY SAVED ON MY HARD DRIVE
WHAT SAY YOU, MASSES, SHALL I POST THE DELECTABLE TREAT FOR THINE OWN STARVING EYES?
WHY AM I YELLING?
LOUD NOISES
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oooh... what picture is that Method? I wanna see!!
AND FG - I thought for sure someone else would comment on the boobs - I particularly refrained from commenting "oh, I see you put your chest up on the wall for safe keeping when you don't use it..."
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:23:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DON'T YOU DARE METHOD!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU SURE AS HELL KNOW I WILL
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:19:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The cigar pic is sweet.
You SHOULD just go ahead and repost it with Skeletor as option three though.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:19:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SKINNY TITLESS CHICKS UNITE!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:17:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Method, YOU BETTER NOT!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:17:28 EDT (#)
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NO ONE has mentioned the naked female bust hanging on the wall!
Boobs people, BOOBS!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH NOOOOOOOO WAY LADY, GUESS WHICH PICTURE I'M SUBMITTING TO PHUZZY FOR THE DIRECTORY ON YOUR BEHALF
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In addition, Bonnie are you aware that there is a road flare sticking out of your ass?
I mean, WHERE else can ALL that light be coming from?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:12:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 the camwhores.
I used to smoke cigars to show off.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have we banged?
I think I remember that bored expression...
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:09:13 EDT (#)
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Heh. I thought of posting a Skeletor pic just so Sphag would ejaculate. But he's been banned anyway.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh good.
A place to camp.
I'm bored. Stuck at work.. BORED!!
I like the cigar pic.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:07:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHHHHHHH! NO HIPS!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go eat something, lady.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-03 16:07:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh yeAHHHHH BOIIIIIIIIII!
The caption for the one on the right should read
"COME FREAK ME DOGGY-STYLE, MACK DADDY!!"