Uberdirectory Camwhore (no content of course) (2615 hits)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (View user info) at 2006-07-03 17:37:37 EDT
Here I am getting ready for work in the morning. I think my head looks rather large.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-07-01 14:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
awww who am i kidding, you are better than a muffin.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-09-24 02:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus two, lady. Plus two.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-10 21:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know what it is, but I love people with freckles.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-10 21:45:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did we make fuck back in college or do you just look familiar?
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-09-10 21:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still can't decide if those eyes are a turn on.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-23 17:30:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why thank you Mr. Fireman.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-07-20 23:13:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are so freakin' pretty.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-18 15:20:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90607#2064963
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-10 08:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't deserve to have my rating on this post.
Submitted by ssspunkstaa (user info) at 2006-07-05 18:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hehehe i like freckles
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-05 18:33:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-03 19:26:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-03 19:01:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
THAT is who you look like - Toni Collette!
I couldn't figure it out...
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I just looked her up. That's not very nice Jonny!
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It wasn't meant as an insult...
<cries>
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-07-05 16:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Needs more <standard uber response>.
A pleasant picture, however.
Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2006-07-05 16:23:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Show us the tits,
And you'll get the hits.
Nice pic BTW.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-07-05 15:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're very attractive
and nicely shaped eyebrows sistah!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-07-05 15:25:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-05 15:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-07-05 11:10:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
you the anglo version of a girl named marie-chantale.
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Am I supposed to know who this girl is?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-07-05 11:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you the anglo version of a girl named marie-chantale.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-05 11:08:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
kinda gotta jackie o deer eyed thing goin. nice freckles.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-07-05 10:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell, I would.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-07-04 18:27:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-04 13:08:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
your eyes are amazingly far apart.
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So many people have said this. BAJ is still quite the fitty though
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-04 13:08:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
your eyes are amazingly far apart.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-07-04 12:51:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-04 12:35:03 (#)
Ranking: 1
Yes, I had a little mishap and had to replace the door because I'm retarded. My drill isn't working for some reason so the door is still sitting in the doorway until I can borrow another one.
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Why would you want to borrow a door?
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More to the point, why would you want to borrow a doorway?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-04 12:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yes, I had a little mishap and had to replace the door because I'm retarded. My drill isn't working for some reason so the door is still sitting in the doorway until I can borrow another one.
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Why would you want to borrow a door?
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-04 11:24:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-04 01:26:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-07-04 01:25:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
A door off its hinges in background, worth a 2.
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Yes, I had a little mishap and had to replace the door because I'm retarded. My drill isn't working for some reason so the door is still sitting in the doorway until I can borrow another one.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-04 08:11:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*removes hair from kebab*
Tall chicks are better than short ones.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-07-04 01:50:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i.e.: lipless, http://www.ubersite.com/m/89964
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2006-07-04 01:48:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You're so pretty with no makeup. I bet your eyes look dazzling with just a touch of mascara or eyeliner. (I used to do makeup and loved working on people who had large, wide-set eyes like yours.)
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-07-04 01:46:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Darko, being misquoted is cool. http://www.ubersite.com/m/89996#2046612 . But someone saying, "Speaking of lips, where are yours?" is not.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-04 01:40:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still can't believe after all this time you turned out to be a girl, like, you should change your name or something..
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-04 01:26:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-07-04 01:25:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
A door off its hinges in background, worth a 2. (Your reviews kick, so does your hairlip.)
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-07-04 01:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A door off its hinges in background, worth a 2. (Your reviews kick, so does your hair and lips.)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-04 01:10:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-07-03 19:53:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
aw, you're cute.
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-07-04 00:14:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute.
I'd do you.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2006-07-04 00:14:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Rachael Rae $40.00 per day.
You look like Rachael Rae's deformed/evil twin sister.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-07-04 00:08:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You dont look sane. You might be sane, but you certainly dont look it, and I dont know whats the deal with everybody who says you do.
+1 anyway because youre hot.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-04 00:04:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*ejaculates*
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-03 23:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'i' have shiny hair...
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-03 22:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're really pretty and I'm jealous of your shiny hair.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-07-03 22:28:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice DSL. Pick you up at 6?
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-07-03 22:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Fucking hell, that smile reminds me of the victims of Jokers "smilex" in the first Batman movie.... scary.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2006-07-03 22:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're purty
Submitted by laika (user info) at 2006-07-03 21:57:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
definitely worse looking than the last camwhore.
the shadow, angle, and half smile make you look
sort of distorted.
but then again, as a reasonably attractive woman,
even a bad picture puts you among the uber elite.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-03 21:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-03 21:32:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-03 21:29:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I made something once in pottery class out of clay that looks like you.
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I have no idea how I'm supposed to respond to that.
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You say "I think I made something on the potty out of 'clay' that looks like you.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-03 21:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-03 21:29:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I made something once in pottery class out of clay that looks like you.
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I have no idea how I'm supposed to respond to that.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-03 21:29:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I made something once in pottery class out of clay that looks like you.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-07-03 21:19:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd hit it.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-03 20:47:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
look, I'm trying really hard to be a dick and its not working.
You actually look very nice, the eyeball thing is kinda a turn on.
I was talking to shlongy about it and he says its good because it gives a larger target when you are ejaculating all over your face.
+2 freckles
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-03 20:45:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't care what anyone says to him.
I just remember you as the person who looks like this making fun of other people's personal appearance.
so its really more about you than tony.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-07-03 20:30:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*Cha-Ka
my bad
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-07-03 20:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you need a hat
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2006-07-03 20:25:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Would look better with a black eye or two.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-07-03 20:04:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-07-03 19:53:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
aw, you're cute.
Submitted by soccer (user info) at 2006-07-03 19:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Your eyes are too far apart.
I hope that makes you cry emu tears.
But a point. Because, as Shlongy said, you probably have a vag.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-03 19:49:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ehh, I don't remember what I said to him but I hate him for the way he treats animals. Why do you care about what anyone says to FT anyway?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-03 19:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fat tony.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-03 19:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Then who Rad?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-03 19:37:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAR-HAR you're a girl!
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-03 19:36:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
By the time of my last comment. I would have hit that.
I still would.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-07-03 19:34:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, snap.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-07-03 19:33:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You look mentally stable.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-03 19:32:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have a virus.
Don't worry, it can only be transmitted by Internet!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-07-03 19:31:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i was thinking more like chalka from land of the lost.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-03 19:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not talking about me
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-03 19:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-03 19:01:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
THAT is who you look like - Toni Collette!
I couldn't figure it out...
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I just looked her up. That's not very nice Jonny!
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-07-03 19:01:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you look like a cross between michael jackson and jack nicholson as the joker
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-03 19:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THAT is who you look like - Toni Collette!
I couldn't figure it out...
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-07-03 18:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You have nice far apart eyes.
No really.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-03 18:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have nothing to say here.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-03 18:24:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-07-03 18:14:31 (#)
Ranking: 1
5' 3/4"
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Nope, I'm 5'9"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-03 18:20:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I have.
But I am allowed to, via Article 8, Section VII, sub-paragraph 14.c in the Uber By-laws.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-03 18:17:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-03 18:10:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
so you're the chick who feels she can make fun of the way other people look?
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Rad, what are you talking about? As far as I can remember, I've never made fun of the way you look.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-03 18:14:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-03 18:06:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
you need to be showing those machetes you hide under your bed...
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Come on now Jon Jon, I wouldn't want to look crazy like ETS in that photo of him holding a knife.
I STILL WANT MY LESBIAN PIRATES!!!!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-07-03 18:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
5' 3/4"
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-03 18:10:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so you're the chick who feels she can make fun of the way other people look?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-03 18:07:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I wouldn't kick you in the vulva.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-03 18:06:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you need to be showing those machetes you hide under your bed...
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-07-03 18:06:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here I am starting my night shift.(CET) I think your head looks kinda cute.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-03 18:02:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:52:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
You pull off the fake smile very well... I never could do that.
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That's from 22 years of posing for pictures for my grandmother when I don't want to. God, that woman takes pictures like she's never going to see you again.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-07-03 18:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
nice eyebrows..i need to get mine done
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:59:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:46:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow hon, you look very... normal.
Normal and Sane.
Why are you on Uber again???
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Thanks, I think. You don't have to be abnormal or insane to waste your time because you hate your job and are bored out of your mind. Then again, looks can be deceiving.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:54:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
In "Part 2" can we get some tits and ass, please?
I said "please".
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:52:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You pull off the fake smile very well... I never could do that.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:51:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
filename
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:48:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
badass face man. That's awesome.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:46:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow hon, you look very... normal.
Normal and Sane.
Why are you on Uber again???
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:44:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It's not your head that looks large...It's your eyes noseand mouth that look gigantic.
But I gave you a point because you probably have a vagina.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:42:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 head
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:42:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:)