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Joke A Day (June 15, 2000) (454 hits)

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Submitted by jokeaday.at.jokeaday.com (Joke A Day) at 2000-06-15 01:17:21 EDT


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Father visiting America, from Europe, for the very first time. 
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Dad:  "Vas diss?? Powdered orange juice??"

Son:  "Yeh, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have 
fresh orange juice."

A few minutes later, in a different aisle

Dad:  "Und vas dis?? Powdered milk?"

Son:  "Yeh, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have 
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A few minutes later, in a different aisle

Dad:  "Und give a look here!!  Baby Powder !! Vat a country, 
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