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Dear Son (1249 hits)

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Rating: 1.25 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Electric Tooth Syndrome's Dad (View user info) at 2006-07-03 21:23:06 EDT


Shut the fuck up! YOU'RE NO SON OF MINE!

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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-07-05 16:13:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was Funny.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-07-05 08:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Sockster (user info) at 2006-07-05 04:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-07-04 19:52:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's your fault for touching him in his 'special place'.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-04 13:15:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If you came out of "Uber Retirement"- or jail- just for this, you're OK in Shlongy's book.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-04 03:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Where the fuck did you come from under, OCG?

I hardly ever see you, and when I do, you seem to have some white dribbles on your chin.


Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-07-04 03:16:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-04 00:05:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

It was a waste of 90K.





Only you would consider anything to be a "waste" of a certain post based on number. Shit, everything you've done has been a waste of a post. Just because it doesn't fall on a nice round number doesn't make it less tragic. And doesn't make anything you would have done more worthy.

Stop making this place your life. "WAAAAH! ETS took the good post number and wasted it!"

Submitted by Paul_Monroe (user info) at 2006-07-04 01:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-07-04 01:25:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ummm. 0.

Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2006-07-04 00:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Where is Bart, anyway? His dinner's getting all cold and eaten.

-- Homer Simpson
Bart After Dark


Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-07-04 00:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Au-to-bahn!

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-04 00:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Because it makes fun of ETS.

And that's almost as popular as a post making fun of me or Shlongy.

Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2006-07-04 00:14:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Why does this have a positive rating?

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-04 00:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It was a waste of 90K.

If I would have known we were this close, I would hove thrown together a HAR HAR RABBIT montage or something.

Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2006-07-03 22:21:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey, it disappeared from the frontpage! Oh well, you can still see it here! http://www.ubersite.com/m/90000

As if that's post 90,000! What a waste! Rather!

Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-03 21:55:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Boy, you were away for a while pops.

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-03 21:36:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-07-03 21:31:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

perfect

Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-07-03 21:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Hahaha...


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