Brotherly Love (1257 hits)
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Submitted by Kristy Oosterhouse <koosterhouse.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-07-03 23:33:30 EDT
Lets face it, everyone that has had siblings has at some point in their life wanted to maim, torture, burn alive, or in some way or another hurt their brothers or sisters. They have been around you your entire life, they are the ones that know best how to get under your skin. Who hasn't fought about every living thing (and non-living thing) under the sun with their sibilings?
But, on the other side, the brothers and sisters are the only ones you have. They are the ones that you will always be able to turn to for support, advice, anything that you need. They will be there for you through thick and thin, they are part of your blood. No matter how much they piss you off, annoy you; no matter how much you want to maim, torture, burn alive, or in some way or another hurt them, you should always remember the bond that you share, the brotherly and sisterly love between siblings.
(Sorry if this is awkward or whatnot...its my first post!)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-12 23:51:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-04 00:14:51 (#)
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Earlier today my brother called me a punk ass bitch, and then asked me for a ride to hockey practice. I punched him in the stomach, and took him to hockey practice.
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Found this comment in my favourites folder.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-05 19:00:12 EDT (#)
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here, this worked pretty good on the last guy (although he never posted again)
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I'd prefer someone else to tell you this, but I will anyways.
You are to post here for our entertainment, not the other way around.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-05 18:55:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pussinboots (user info) at 2006-07-04 17:53:25 (#)
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darko---Ok, so I admit that posting first, reading later was probably a bad way to go about things,
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change 'probably' to 'definately', and you've got it.
Let me give you the Ubersite mantra:
READ.
LEARN.
EVOLVE.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-05 15:34:21 EDT (#)
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It sucked but no worse than the other 46 posts on the front page today.
Speaking of sucking, wanna suck me off?
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-07-05 15:21:52 EDT (#)
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aw
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-07-05 12:33:20 EDT (#)
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This is a bad post, and you admitted.
You know what you don't do? You don't fuck with tradition, that's what you don't do.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-05 09:39:21 EDT (#)
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and another -2 for thinking we should be nice just based on the fact you exist.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-05 09:22:25 EDT (#)
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well that wasn't worth it. and berty's post was better.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-07-05 07:57:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pussinboots (user info) at 2006-07-04 17:53:25 (#)
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I think that having a -2die on "first posts" is highly rude....give newbies a break, sheesh. Not saying that if it sucks, you have to give them a better score, but don't automatically give them a -2 cuz of saying that they are new w/o even considering their post.
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There is some pretty serious hazing on here. You'd have got a higher overall rating if you'd just gone ahead, posted something interesting or entertaining and not ruined the mood with pointing out your noob status. It's like writing something fucking awesome then right at the bottom mentioning that you like toast. There's no need for it.
Have a read around if you're interested in staying, there are a lot of unwritten rules around here. Once you understand the cliques, who the assholes are, the assholes that only come across as assholes but really aren't and the fucking harsh jokes that aren't meant to be taken entirely seriously you'll be okay.
Oh and I just ran down the stairs and nearly fucking knocked myself out. This new bra is crap.
Submitted by Sockster (user info) at 2006-07-05 04:19:34 EDT (#)
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My brother sells me acid.
(Hey, youuhhhhhh... Yeah.)
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-04 18:35:12 EDT (#)
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Perhaps it's a subtle mind game
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-04 18:29:03 EDT (#)
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Why the fuck did he send them to me? I dunno, anyone who would take a picture of himself in a bathtub and let people see it clearly must be a little fucked in the head.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-04 18:27:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-04 18:14:33 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-04 18:13:41 (#)
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Just make shit up. Nobody actually tells the truth about themselves. At the very least people embellish and 'forget' little, yet important, details.
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All the pictures I have on here are of my brother for instance.
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Why the fuck do you have pictures of your brother in the bath?
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-07-04 18:18:50 EDT (#)
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Had you expanded on your points or at least given a sentimental and/or relevant story, this could have been positive.
But no, you didn't.
And this, THIS was the nail in the coffin "(Sorry if this is awkward or whatnot...its my first post!)"
Try again and you could do better
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-07-04 18:14:39 EDT (#)
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Darko
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90019#2047286
If oudn that comment very funny.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-04 18:14:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-04 18:13:41 (#)
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Just make shit up. Nobody actually tells the truth about themselves. At the very least people embellish and 'forget' little, yet important, details.
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All the pictures I have on here are of my brother for instance.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-04 18:13:41 EDT (#)
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Just make shit up. Nobody actually tells the truth about themselves. At the very least people embellish and 'forget' little, yet important, details.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-07-04 18:12:37 EDT (#)
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Filename: the name of the file. I'da thought that this was kinda self explanatory. Like if you hover over the pic in this you can see its called DSC004532 or sumin like that.
Check te filename in these posts for instance
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81403
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81476
And the flaming of the noobs is to get rid of people who are easily offended, or gay.
As they wouldn't like it here.
And six sentences is not enough content.
And this site is not Emo. Read some of the posts for fucks sake.
There are plenty of people who post about their lives here, and plenty of other people (mainly me) who wish they wouldn't. But this is a big site, theres a wide variety of shit on here.
And that picture is le boring. Two small blurry furry creatures.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-04 18:10:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pussinboots (user info) at 2006-07-04 17:53:25 (#)
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& from the rest of what you said, I'm taking it that the site is basically an emo site that wants stories about people's lives. Lovely.
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You STILL Haven't read anything on here!!
I wasn't asking for emo, i was asking for intimate. Hell, all you had to say with the picture was "here's a picture I took".
If you think we are "highly rude" you do not belong here. Leave now before people start telling you to get raped or they hope your mom has cancerous AIDS.
By all means, be lazy. You'll get the ratings and recognition that you deserve.
Text doe not equal content. What you do with it does.
You know how you can "save picture as" when you edit it? How you have to give it a filename?
Saying "it's my first post" or "this is fiction by the way" or anything of the like in a post takes the reader out of the meaning of the post. You break any reallism you might have had. People would have known it was your first post by checking your info.
Keep fighting ubersite, you won't win.
Submitted by pussinboots (user info) at 2006-07-04 17:53:25 EDT (#)
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darko---Ok, so I admit that posting first, reading later was probably a bad way to go about things, but I really just wanted to start posting pictures, kinda like deviantart (which, don't tell me to just stick to that, as I am already on deviantart, but I really want to get as much feedback on my pictures as possible). & this is just like a newbie on allmsu, post first ask questions later, & I'm too lazy to go figure things out on my own.
I still don't understand what you mean by a filename, when I submitted my picture, nowhere did I see a box saying "post filename of the picture" or anything like that, so how would I go about putting a filename on future submissions? & I still don't understand the "no content" rule, cuz I clearly had some text with the picture.
I think that having a -2die on "first posts" is highly rude....give newbies a break, sheesh. Not saying that if it sucks, you have to give them a better score, but don't automatically give them a -2 cuz of saying that they are new w/o even considering their post.
& from the rest of what you said, I'm taking it that the site is basically an emo site that wants stories about people's lives. Lovely.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-07-04 17:20:33 EDT (#)
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The picture saved it
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-04 15:10:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-04 15:10:26 (#)
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AUTO FIRST POST -2
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Sorry, thats just how i roll...
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-04 15:10:26 EDT (#)
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AUTO FIRST POST -2
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-07-04 15:01:01 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-07-04 14:57:12 EDT (#)
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Dar
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-07-04 10:53:40 EDT (#)
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Oh...OK.
Picture is the fucking pits. Who the fuck wants to see two soon to be dead fluffs sniffing one another.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-04 09:39:21 EDT (#)
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Exactly! You ARE new. So what makes you think that posting is the best way to figure out what this site is all about? I know hookhand recommended it to you, but you should have taken some time to read and rate. As it is you have routinely rated your own post and one of hook's so far. Explain how that helps you get accepted on this site.
IF you had looked around on this site you would know exactly what I mean on everyone of my points.
The filename of your pictures shows up on this site. Meaning that if you think your post is uncapable of holding up on it's own and need to add a picture to it, you should take the extra time to save the filename of the picture as something that adds to the post in some way shape or form. Filenames can be a great asset to a post.
Saying "it's my first post" is an auto -2DIE here.
The content within this post is equal to that which would be found in a chain letter. No build up, no climax, no conclusion. Just a moral, devoid of any story to accompany it. Teach morals through things, don't just spew them out and expect everyone to agree with you.
At no point did you make this post relate to you at all. All you had to do was relate it to your life, tell some examples positive and negative with your siblings.
If you are just going to put a picture, go ahead and just do that. Don't make up a bullshit reason to go with it. You'll get a negative rating most likely for no content, unless there's something in a filename or it perfectly relates to your title.
You admitted to this story sucking. If you aren't going to put in the effort to where you would want to read, what the hell makes you think we would want to read it? Your job is to entertain us.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-04 09:18:33 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/89693
You need to try harder.
Submitted by pussinboots (user info) at 2006-07-04 09:06:31 EDT (#)
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darko--I'M NEW---I don't understand what you mean when you say "Filename, Said it was your first post, There was no real content here, There was no personalization here". Well, OK, I get the fact that I said it was my first post-----Hookhand said to say that. :-P But the rest, please elaborate? & DAMN RIGHT you should be upset that you didn't go to the bbq!!!!
hookhand--you know you liked it. ;)
to everyone else--I know that I can't write worth shit & that what I said won't ring true with every single person out there. FOCUS ON THE DAMN PICTURE!!!!! The writing was just made up spur of the moment to go along with the picture. Rate the damn picture, not my writing. Please.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-07-04 07:56:04 EDT (#)
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I once stabbed my sister in the leg with a fork.
A few years later that same sister was getting grief from the local glue sniffing pikey lunatic so I kicked his arse. And beleive me that took some doing because he was fucking mental.
I wouldn't say that I'm overly close to my sister but someone had to look after her. And I'd do it again.
So keeps your fucking hands off you lot.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-04 06:47:59 EDT (#)
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I'm the oldest of five boys.
Oh, the glorious torture we use to experience together - I giving it, they recieving it.
I broke one brother's collar bone when I threw a tricylce at him. (I was aiming for his head) I used to feed the one Hot Sauce, then cover his mouth in a headlock until he vomitted. Use to lock one in the basement, tell him the demons were coming to eat his skin, then rush to flip on the ancient furnace which made horrible rumbly noises. Oh, and the littlest one I would sit upon the top knoll post on the banister and tell him I was going to push him off and watch his itty head be bashed in as he fell down the steps. (he was three) The best was when I would find one alone, drag them away screaming, and then cut their toe nails down til they bleed. (then i'd stomp upon their ickle feet) Yes, a constant barrage of emotional, mental and physical violence towards the youngsters.
They're all quite well-adjusted young men now. Hmmm...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-04 06:46:27 EDT (#)
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Older brother, younger sister.
And I don't buy this.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-04 06:29:04 EDT (#)
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Her sister would totally want to get amongst me.
I smell like posies and raindrops, dontcha know.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-04 04:55:06 EDT (#)
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Hour_man is right; plutonium loves nobody.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-04 04:48:39 EDT (#)
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Berty's post was better
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-04 04:47:34 EDT (#)
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MY Mums brother gave the family 10g debt and fucked off to SPain leaving his kids etc. My other Uncle did the same, except he went to America. Sibling love is no more strong than plutonic/ maternal love. The only difference that people want to believe they have an immovable bond with someone.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-04 04:37:35 EDT (#)
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My post was better.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-04 04:01:19 EDT (#)
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I do what I can.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-07-04 03:43:02 EDT (#)
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She doesn't know that, darko! Way to make me look like I'm not helping!
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-07-04 02:26:42 EDT (#)
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brothers kiss'n?
nah...they're just seeing who has the biggest booger
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-04 02:21:55 EDT (#)
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repeated +2s do not offset anything noob
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-04 02:10:38 EDT (#)
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squirrels kissin = +2
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-07-04 01:58:41 EDT (#)
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This is to offest the fact that I have seen darko +2 lots of no content picwhores.
Also, pussinboots, your boyfriend grabbed me in a naughty place
Submitted by Emridhs (user info) at 2006-07-04 01:38:47 EDT (#)
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My little brother threatened to stab me with a butter knife covered in vegemite once.
I laughed at him and drove his head into the floor.
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Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-07-04 00:06:41 (#)
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This was shit. Try having a brother that's a severe Manic Depressive who's beat your mum, destroyed irreplaceable holiday videos and tried to beat the crap out of you in front of your girlfriend and then see if you still feel all "lovey-dovey" about them.
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Seems the Kiwi school system doesn't place much emphasis on grammar. Dr_Weasel, if your going to try and insult someone, try not to... Oh wait your a Kiwi, nevermind. I will just make it easier for your sheep sex starved brain to understand.
Here:
Baaaaa.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-04 00:38:18 EDT (#)
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Don't mind me, I'm still upset with myself for not making it to the bbq
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-04 00:33:58 EDT (#)
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Filename
Said it was your first post
There was no real content here
There was no personalization here
Submitted by pussinboots (user info) at 2006-07-04 00:15:26 EDT (#)
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dr_weazel--thankx for popping my "ubercherry"!!!! <3 ;) & when I wrote that, I realized that some people don't have great relationships with their siblings. I was just kinda writing how I felt about mine, at the same time generalizing it so that more people might possibly relate. & don't be a spelling nazi, people don't have to be perfect on the internet.
darko--screw you!!! ;) don't just tell me that it sucked....tell me what about it sucked so that I can improve next time!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-04 00:14:51 EDT (#)
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Earlier today my brother called me a punk ass bitch, and then asked me for a ride to hockey practice. I punched him in the stomach, and took him to hockey practice.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-07-04 00:12:35 EDT (#)
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First downvote! You lost your ubercherry!
Darko, want some cab fare with that tissue?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-04 00:11:04 EDT (#)
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In all honesty, this really really sucked.
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-07-04 00:06:41 EDT (#)
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This was shit. Try having a brother that's a severe Manic Depressive who's beat your mum, destroyed irreplaceable holiday videos and tried to beat the crap out of you in front of your girlfriend and then see if you still feel all "lovey-dovey" about them.
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Submitted by ssspunkstaa (user info) at 2006-07-03 23:54:52 (#)
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A little bit repeatative
A little bit repeatative
But cute cute none the less none the less
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I guess they dont place much emphasis on learning to spell in Australia, dumbass.
Submitted by pussinboots (user info) at 2006-07-04 00:00:03 EDT (#)
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ssspunkstaa--thankx. :) Mainly, I just wanted to post the picture, but I thought I'd try writing to go along with it. My forte is definately NOT in writing. :-P
darko--as long as the tissue is put to good use, i guess.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-03 23:55:36 EDT (#)
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You realize I'm gonna masturbate now and cum in that tissue right?
Submitted by ssspunkstaa (user info) at 2006-07-03 23:54:52 EDT (#)
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A little bit repeatative
A little bit repeatative
But cute cute none the less none the less
Submitted by pussinboots (user info) at 2006-07-03 23:54:48 EDT (#)
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*hands darko a tissue*
*smallest violin in the world starts playing*
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-03 23:53:36 EDT (#)
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeps
Submitted by pussinboots (user info) at 2006-07-03 23:53:12 EDT (#)
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darko--*dies of laughter* riiiiiight.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-03 23:45:39 EDT (#)
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What about me?
Submitted by pussinboots (user info) at 2006-07-03 23:39:13 EDT (#)
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hookhand---yeah, she is.....but she wouldn't want you. ;)
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-07-03 23:35:05 EDT (#)
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Is your sister single?