Happy 4th of July! (1448 hits)
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Submitted by Darko (View user info) at 2006-07-04 06:08:13 EDT
Yeah, that's all I had to say. Seriously you should have just stopped at the title. Feel free to stop reading now. It's not like I'm going to put anything interesting here like my recent poker high-jinks or give you a review of Superman Returns. I mean if I were I would tell you that Superman Returns was crap and that my poker was more jinked than high and how I ended up exactly even, but I'm not. I'm definetly not going to tell you that I got drunk last night and how I promptly got drunk again today and still am, so don't even try to get me to tell you that. All I will tell you is happy 4th of july, and I won't even bother attaching the picture I took with my cellphone earlier on my way back from IHOP, so don't even think about it. Happy 4th again people, and to you brits out there, aren't you glad you got rid of us all those years ago?
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-04 16:42:48 EDT (#)
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Now, I just skimmed this, so excuse me if I'm mistaken.. but you didn't... mention.. your.. ratings?
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-07-04 16:16:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-04 16:11:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-06 07:30:52 (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about hour_man
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-06 07:19:37 (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about hour_man
User id: 25897
Registered on or around: 2006-03-15 06:11:05
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Bloody hell!
How do I get this service? I already did a tribute post to one of yours.
Look I'll even give this shit a +2.
Although the filenames not bad anyway.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-05 17:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey darko, is that a giant rabbit I see behind you?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-07-05 11:10:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-04 00:08:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
When you gonna post again?
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Probably NEVER!
I just don't have anything to write about. I suppose I could write down the two nights of material I did at Amateur Night the past couple months, but who wants to read that?
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-07-05 09:36:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Darko is the new hidden101
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-05 05:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
besides me?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-05 05:23:33 EDT (#)
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Still more to come rad.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-05 05:14:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just so you know, I like the bathtub picture the best.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-05 05:14:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
an EMO eminem maybe
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-05 05:00:58 EDT (#)
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Aka, I look like Eminem
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-05 04:56:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you look like a gay eminem
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-04 23:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
baha- filename
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-07-04 19:17:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted-One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's chokin, how everybody's jokin now
The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it , he knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he's broke
He's so stagnant that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo
This whole rap shit
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
[Hook:]
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
The soul's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order
A normal life is borin, but superstardom's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows us all over these hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's know as the globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose cuz here goes the cold water
His hoes don't want him no mo, he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds
I suppose it's old partna', but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da
[Hook]
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this mothafuckin roof off like 2 dogs caged
I was playin in the beginnin, the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin and stepwritin the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin the pied piper
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get by with my 9 to 5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
Cuz man, these goddam food stamps don't buy diapers
And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder
Tryin to feed and water my seed, plus
Teeter totter caught up between being a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama's screamin on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only mothafuckin option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go
I cannot grow old in Salem's lot
So here I go is my shot.
Feet fail me not cuz maybe the only opportunity that I got
[Hook]
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Submitted by onewetleg (user info) at 2006-07-04 16:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He thrusts his head against the post and still insists he sees the ghost
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-04 16:14:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you
Submitted by Sockster (user info) at 2006-07-04 16:00:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dewwwwd.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-04 15:19:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice hat emo fucktard
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-07-04 14:32:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Darko=the new hidden
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-04 13:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you in love with yourself?
Your fucking mom and DAD don't even want this many pictures of you.
Submitted by GrayGhost (user info) at 2006-07-04 12:39:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-04 11:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RATE THE POSTER NOT THE POST
What?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-04 11:45:33 EDT (#)
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But what do you *really* look like? I can't tell from a single camwhore.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-04 11:31:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm a bit depressed cause I last saw one of my ex's a year ago today.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-04 11:29:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate this holiday.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-07-04 11:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A few things:
First off, +2 filename.
Secondly, you look like the good guy sniper from Saving Private Ryan. Ya know, the one that got blown up in a tower by a tank.
Thirdly, +2 to the first person to tell me who said this:
"Why do they call it the iHop anyway? I've never felt like hopping after eating there. It should be called iBarelyMove."
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-04 10:22:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
filename legal
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-07-04 10:21:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-04 06:56:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Why is 'suck cock!' an insult? I like having my cock sucked. I appreciate having my cock sucked. When people suck my cock, either metaphorically or literally, I think better of them. Perhaps we should say 'make tea!' or 'Would you like some sandwiches, bitch!?'.
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I agree with Berty...never understood this...
but what does it have to do with this post?
I like the camwhore...and since I don't get Bored at Work cause it is
my business...I didn't see the others.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-07-04 07:31:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The balls are dangling close to the pile of shit in the corner. I love you!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-07-04 07:29:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're getting out of hand with the camwhores.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-04 07:26:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bastard
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-04 07:26:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm just reviewing for the sake of reviewing...
I've been doing that a lot...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-04 07:04:12 EDT (#)
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I thought he was smoking a very small thin spliff.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-04 06:59:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A toothpick?
God Damn it, Darko!!!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-04 06:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why is 'suck cock!' an insult? I like having my cock sucked. I appreciate having my cock sucked. When people suck my cock, either metaphorically or literally, I think better of them. Perhaps we should say 'make tea!' or 'Would you like some sandwiches, bitch!?'.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-07-04 06:26:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy July the 4th.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-04 06:20:02 EDT (#)
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Man. You like putting your picture on here even more than I do...
And that's saying something.
Submitted by oasisrock (user info) at 2006-07-04 06:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The fucking *filename*!!
And, yes, we are glad that we got rid of you (or wasn't it something to do with the fact that a rather large proportion of you actually wanted to get away from the smog, bad teeth and ugly birds? Shame about the football though...)especially when you get all drunk and start using that nasty nasal sounding pronunciation when abroad which actually means "look at me, look*at*me!! Works well with the ugly girls though. t(00t)
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-04 06:15:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Originality is for losers.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-04 06:14:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-04 06:13:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There is absolutely nothing original about me.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-04 06:09:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus Darko, you look so generic.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-07-04 06:09:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Filename!