Hourman and Budge + magic mushrooms =.......... (960 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalLabels: Drugs
Rating: 1.6 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Hourman (View user info) at 2006-07-05 04:52:59 EDT
Budge and I had both done mushrooms together before, and nearly every night we spent getting stoned, drunk or a combination of the two. Usually the munchies and playstation2 were involved. We both wasted our first year...well...wasted.
So we decided to go down to the dodgy market stand (bearing in mind up until 4 days ago magic mushrooms were not classed as a drug as long as you didn't dry them out. If you did dry them out, they became a class 'A' narcotic hallucinogen) and buy a bag each of some of the stronger ones. I can't recall the exact name but I had a bag of the strongest and budge got the one down in strength. (It was another month before we both did the strong ones and were really fucked).
We went back to his student accommodation and chopped the two bags worth up and mixed them together. We never dried them out because we were always about the spontaneity of the situation, so we chopped and took half each. (There were about 10 caps each) We went and sat down in his room and ate the whole lot. Then, like with every hallucinogen the best idea was to sit and chill the fuck out.
We played Playstation2 for an hour before our hands started to melt into the controllers, at which point we decided to go for a walk.
Now for me when I take mushrooms everything looks like it's made of Lego. This time everything was made of Lego, only this time it stayed that way for the whole night. Multi coloured Lego shit moving around the centre of Lincoln. It was crazy. Budge saw purple. It's the funniest thing to hear someone go 'check that purple shit out' when he's looking at a white car: then again for me it was made out of Lego, so who am I to talk?
We meandered our way around the centre of Lincoln for hours and hours. When you take mushrooms your pupils get fucking huge. People say that you're spacing out, disassociating yourself from reality blah blah blah. I personally feel that it's clarity, logic and pure reason somehow coming together. When I trip life still sucks, but my eyes at least get the chance to be opened. I can appreciate everything. At that point in time it dawns that I am not special, that people are so worse of than me and I should just pick my shit up and start being a man. I must have tidied up so much litter that night.
We eventually came to the conclusion to go and freak out some first years at the halls of residence. We were still fucked and somewhat goalless. No real purpose yet for the night. So we started walking across this massive grass field at which point I knelt down and put my hands deep into the long grass. They just seemed to disappear into oblivion. Budge did the same and immediately took his hand away,
"Dude! The grass is wet" He looked at me like this was an issue. I was in Zen-master mode. I was in balance with everything,
"But why does that matter?"
"dddddduuuuuuuddddddddddeeeeeeee"
From that point on we were protectors of nature. We wanted things to take their own course in life. (At one point we were so upset that 2 footballs had become 'trapped' that we broke into a building site, hopped a fence, fought through the brush and must have probably looked so retarded to all these footballers. We didn't care. We both still have our footballs). We were walking down empty streets, rolling the balls and letting them take which ever path they chose. It was cool.
Somehow we ended up in the library at 1am building a fort out of books. Don't ask me who made the decision to go there, all I know is we made a fort out of books and mused at its superiority to all other book like structures.
We started walking back to his place for a final hour of chill time before I started the walk home. Now as you can see mushrooms really do mess with your vision and as it happens a rave was on at the local club. Get this for bad luck: a Scottish bloke in a dress, with a feather in his cap and a red feather boa stole my football and wouldn't give it back. I was so upset I nearly died. Thankfully his wife had a heart and made him give it back.
Budge and I walked home and enjoyed some beautiful moments of hallucination (except for the fact that because Budge could only see purple it made him a nightmare at traffic lights).
We smoked a couple of spliffs, drank some bear and chilled out watching Bill Bailey and Peter Kay. Then I went home with a head like a train wreck.
That was an awesome night, simply for the fact that we had such joy in innocence. No one got hurt, we actually cleaned the street but most importantly up until July 1st 2006 it was good legal fun.
I could spew some political bullshit here about how 'the man' illegalised mushrooms because they can't be taxed. Instead, I simply say it's because they don't understand that which they cannot do themselves.
User Reviews
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-03-06 18:05:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
graduating college is going to be the despair in my life....guarenteed
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-06 17:42:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-03 10:57:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Budge and I walked home and enjoyed some beautiful moments of hallucination (except for the fact that because Budge could only see purple it made him a nightmare at traffic lights).
------------------
awsome
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-26 06:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is why I miss drugs. Genius.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-07-07 04:26:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I did like this. and I'm wasted at a party at my house right now. Why I'm on here. Well My friends are funny dickheads. But I love the ubersite.
Good shit hourman
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-06 07:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about hour_man
User id: 25897
Registered on or around: 2006-03-15 06:11:05
# Messages posted: 41
# Reviews written: 848
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 754
# Hits: 14664
Average rating of all messages: 0.49
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-06 07:19:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about hour_man
User id: 25897
Registered on or around: 2006-03-15 06:11:05
# Messages posted: 41
# Reviews written: 848
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 713
# Hits: 14664
Average rating of all messages: 0.25
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-07-06 05:25:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Only just got around to reading this.
Don't do drugs kids.
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-07-05 17:41:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Take Mushies and go snowboarding. That is some fucking awesome shit.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-05 17:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-05 07:22:08 (#)
Ranking: 1
This would have been a +2 but I find it highly unlikely that you drank bear.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-05 12:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah I was being foolish since I am so close to finishing work.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-07-05 12:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good story.
+2 drinking some bear. Hardcore.
So now I realise the rror of my ways. I will -2 myself for bad spelling.
Hahaha was this intentional?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-05 09:54:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am going to rate every one of your posts with a +2 without reading them.
Submitted by Dacin (user info) at 2006-07-05 09:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-05 09:20:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bah i wrote this as soon as I got into work cause it just felt the right time. So now I realise the rror of my ways. I will -2 myself for bad spelling
Submitted by HHH (user info) at 2006-07-05 09:18:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 to any man who can "drank some bear"
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-05 09:13:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What I'm saying is that you drank "BEER" and not "BEAR." Although, when tripping you can ingest an ungodly amount of alcohol and not really feel the effects.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-05 08:28:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHAHA. I didn't get wasted man. I had two bottles (normal) of fosters extra cold. That stuff is just really light and easy on the pallet. Also at 4am (ish) no shops are open and the people who drank the tap water caught a bunch of funky diseases.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-05 07:22:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This would have been a +2 but I find it highly unlikely that you drank bear.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-05 06:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I had no idea it was a word. Evidently it is.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-05 06:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
illegalised?
Submitted by Sockster (user info) at 2006-07-05 05:42:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Lego.
Submitted by Paul_Monroe (user info) at 2006-07-05 05:21:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THis is how a true stoner drug post should be written.
take note perkman
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-07-05 04:57:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool drug story, made better by the fact that I'm reading 'ouf of it' right now.