Uberdirectory 2006---on the moon with my sister (645 hits)
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Submitted by Dacin Adams <Dacin0828.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-07-05 09:30:21 EDT
This was my face when my lifelong hero Neil Armstrong told me that ETS was right and the moon landing was a hoax.
The bastard then told me that he'd do my sister in the pooper and to get the fuck out of his photoshoot.
I cried for three days
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-10 08:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't deserve to have my rating on this post.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-05 18:15:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Your sister has a penis. I would wager $100 American on it.
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-07-05 18:07:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SO?? Is the moon really made of cheese??
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-05 16:06:03 EDT (#)
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Your sister looks a lot like an ex-girlfriend of mine
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-07-05 15:58:13 EDT (#)
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Hi
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2006-07-05 15:55:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
looks like she might be rubbing your ass
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-07-05 15:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+ 2 moon sister
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-07-05 15:38:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-05 09:59:20 (#)
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fuck it, +2 what seems to be a legitimate camwhore. The guy in the back is taking a laser piss.
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jesus christ, that's hilarious
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-05 13:42:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck it, that was funny.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-05 12:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Camwhore +2
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-05 11:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Back in the days of the first moon landing, they didn't have fancy geological equipment.
Here we can see Niel Armstrong with his Xenolithic Densitometer.
Official report: "It's pretty hard. Doesn't weigh much."
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-05 11:37:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-05 09:59:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck it, +2 what seems to be a legitimate camwhore. The guy in the back is taking a laser piss.
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BWAAAAhahahahahah~!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-05 11:35:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahah
Funny.
What a surprise it must have been when PEOPLE actually showed up on the moon! I suspect you were elated and scared at the same time. Elated because you finally would get to visit earth, and scared because Neil looked like a complete weirdo in that suit.
"Take the fucking mask off dumbass! The air is fine," you would say.
But would he listen? NOOOooooo!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-05 11:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey wait a minute, I'm not buying it. If this were a real picture, then why don't you and sis there have shadows like the astronaut?
huh
splain me that
faker
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-07-05 11:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
with your eyes so close to each others, it's obvious you're the type who would fuck his fat sister
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-05 10:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'll be honest: I wouldn't fuck her with a dildo and a slingshot.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-05 10:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your sister is a sturdy looking girl. As long as she keeps herself clean and pays my expenses she can be serviced by captain Berty any day.
Berty doesn't do married chicks though.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-07-05 10:11:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"I made her my wife, for she is talented with many accomplishments, the least of which is an ability to produce fresh water and fine dilectables from the most barren of materials. Here we sup on strawberry milkshakes and burgers with cheese, and we are happy and contented."
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-07-05 10:08:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I PLAYED THE BANJO ON THE MOON
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75149
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-05 10:04:46 EDT (#)
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You know my favorite part about this post? The filename, it was SOOOO creative that i nearly shit myself WHILE spilling coffee down the front of my shirt cause I was laughing so hard...
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-05 10:01:54 EDT (#)
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That astronaut looks like he's having a fiddle with himself.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-05 10:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ZAP!!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-05 09:59:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck it, +2 what seems to be a legitimate camwhore. The guy in the back is taking a laser piss.
Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2006-07-05 09:59:00 EDT (#)
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I'd do her....
...in the pooper.....
.... after Niel got done.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-05 09:49:36 EDT (#)
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noooooooo don't do that. I don't mind man, It's just I really want to improve my writing. So I need to get as many people as possible to look to get honest feedback. Just watch it next time please. Cheers dude
C/ Hourman
Submitted by Dacin (user info) at 2006-07-05 09:45:12 EDT (#)
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shit hourman, I'm sorry.....I did my last post at work on the graveyard shift and didn't even think. Have some +2's
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-05 09:40:09 EDT (#)
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THIS IS A SERIOUS WRITERS FORUM
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-05 09:38:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There's a very strange, gay, incestuous vibe here that I, for one, do not appreciate, Mister.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-05 09:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
One post a day and I'm -2ing you mainly for the fact I can see a ginger and second because this is the 2nd time today you have placed me further down the list. This isn't your first day, you should know these things!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-07-05 09:32:32 EDT (#)
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whoa dude
your sis's got the Jack Nicholson as The Joker smile down, like, fucking perfectly
careful with that shit