Part of the Problem (NSFW) (1933 hits)
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Submitted by The Cyst Master (View user info) at 2006-07-05 12:23:30 EDT
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Today's lesson exhibits the elusive Electro and the components that make up this joke of a being. Electro also goes by the name, "The Problem." This was given to Electro based on the theory of human society and the problems that arise from further expansion of the human race.
You see, in nature, a fat, retarded wildebeest would be hunted and killed by more able predators, thus ridding the animal kingdom of useless creatures.
The downfall of human society and the dismissal of "survival of the fittest" enables Electro, a fat, retarded wildebeest, to live, thrive, and survive in this society without fear of death. The will of humans has given Electro the opportunity to continue living thus destroying millions of years of evolution. Not to forget the tradition of a good laugh every now and then when the retard falls and is violated and mauled to death by a saber-toothed cat or large black man on PCP.
As a direct result he creates the burden or problem of tainted gene pools, lowered economy, increased obesity, and more fecal matter than our present waste facilities can handle.
Electro represents the problem humans face while eluding the will of nature. Nature strives for the dominance of superior beings over the inferior. As our society grows and develops we move farther away from our primitive instincts and ways of life but consequently allowing the weaker, inferior beings to flourish. This movement is sometimes called "humanism" but for this lesson we will refer to it as "pussyism."
Accordingly, Electro was named, "The Problem."
Since we cannot rid ourselves of such creatures as Electro, let us make light of his unfortunate situation at his own expense and frolic through the interesting world of anatomy and explore the "Parts of the Problem."
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Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-07-27 05:23:14 EDT (#)
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this caused me to laugh uncontrollably in public. good job.
JEWS!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-27 04:52:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-11-02 22:58:12 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-09-15 20:44:22 EDT (#)
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fucking right.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:46:54 EDT (#)
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**dies**
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-07-13 04:28:21 EDT (#)
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I bet that gentalia thingy hanging off of him lays eggs.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-07-06 14:13:17 EDT (#)
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yeah fag. i really like them now. you know when you shower with a rock hard elephant trunk and the water hits your tip (where you hold the apple) and it tingles in a good way. it feels like that.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-07-06 03:06:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-06 02:51:16 EDT (#)
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This was just straight-out brilliant...
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-06 02:05:53 EDT (#)
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HE BETTER LEAVE THEM IN SO I CAN SUCKLE ON THEM.
PIERCED BOY MAN NIPS ARE HOT AND SEXAAAAAAAAAY!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-06 01:59:21 EDT (#)
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THEY ARE PIERCED AND THEY ARE GLORIOUS!!!!!!!!! HE HAS NIPPLETWISTING INSURANCE THAT PROTECTS HIM FROM ME. FUCKAGE.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-05 23:38:41 EDT (#)
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So you did get them nips pierced?
I need to see this. Keep them in until august when I get back.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-07-05 23:37:19 EDT (#)
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Top of the line
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-07-05 23:13:17 EDT (#)
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nice you silly fuck. my nips are so tender right now.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-05 18:35:03 EDT (#)
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You're preaching to the choir.
A very thought-provoking post.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-07-05 17:37:31 EDT (#)
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No comment needed.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-05 15:54:14 EDT (#)
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Old Bay seasoning and turkey gravy!!!!
LET US HARNESS THIS WONDER NECTAR FOR THE BETTERMENT OF MANKIND
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-07-05 15:30:04 EDT (#)
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INDEED
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-05 15:13:53 EDT (#)
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gross
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-07-05 15:01:03 EDT (#)
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It's not hip hop. Prick
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-07-05 15:00:48 EDT (#)
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touche
a fine post from a worthy contender....
THERES ONLY ONE MAN WHO CAN DEFEAT AN ELECTRO POST
DUN DUN DUN....
Submitted by soccer (user info) at 2006-07-05 14:45:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-07-05 14:29:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-05 14:27:06 EDT (#)
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that was worth it.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-07-05 14:18:34 EDT (#)
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Funny.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-05 13:55:25 EDT (#)
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+2 for JEWS
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-05 13:39:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-05 13:08:12 EDT (#)
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bhahaha. Electro got cyst fucked!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-05 13:07:28 EDT (#)
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I don't know how you do it, Cysty, and I don't want to.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-05 13:03:05 EDT (#)
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Money in the bank
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-07-05 12:43:08 EDT (#)
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B@W
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-07-05 12:42:53 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-05 12:36:13 EDT (#)
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I saw this on the front page, immediately took my lunch break, heated up my food, and sat down for some GUARAN-FUCKING-TEED entertainment.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-07-05 12:35:32 EDT (#)
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Hmmm, look at those eyes. He's trying to hypnotize me, but not in the
good Las Vegas way.
-- Homer Simpson
Mountain of Madness
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-05 12:25:44 EDT (#)
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For some reason, when I read this all I could think of was circus music playing in the background.