Why I Hate Hookhand (423 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.11 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by pussinboots (View user info) at 2006-07-05 15:28:57 EDT
1. his jokes are either repeats, or not funny at all
2. he masturbates to fantasies of my boyfriend
3. he is such a loser, I mean, honestly, who lets their girlfriend fuck a transvestite?
4. he always pees sitting down
5. he doesn't get erections from porn, only John Cusack movies
6. he drinks midori sours while crying over pictures of his ex-girlfriend
User Reviews
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-10 08:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't deserve to have my rating on this post.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-07-06 11:45:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz................ thud
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-07-05 17:06:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this post reminded me of when little kids sit and flick their lips with their finger to make bwub bwubbwubbwubuw noises.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-07-05 17:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the hell is Hookhand?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-05 16:07:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Better!! But not interesting in the slightest.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-07-05 16:01:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No problemo Bob. (That's Spanish for I like big butts and I cannot lie.)
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-05 15:51:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks FartSmeller, that really means alot to me.
*tears up*
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-07-05 15:46:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-05 15:33:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF? I have been here for a year and a half and noone hates me enough to post some lame fucking hate post.
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Don't worry Bob, I hate you enough. Here's a hate-review dedicated to BobLola:
Bob is a fucking slob. He likes penis. Also, everyone that truly knows him hates him.
And I'm proud to call him "dad".
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-05 15:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-07-05 15:37:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
At least we know which hand he masturbates with... unless he is about to change his username to Scarredpenis.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-05 15:36:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
why can't people learn to hate with more seething fire of a thousand sun types of loathing? is it SO hard to just be an utterly soulless cunt when you're going to put someone down? really, grow some balls, teeth, fangs, claws, whatever. you don't have the backbone for the kind of contempt that's entertaining for others. if you're not going to be mean go sit on a few railspikes until you're angry enough to do it right.
watch more george carlin and read some huey newton to get some kind of understanding of what i mean.
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-05 15:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
7. It hurts when he fingers me.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-07-05 15:34:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah! These -2s will teach you the lesson that it is not ok to be new!
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-05 15:33:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF? I have been here for a year and a half and noone hates me enough to post some lame fucking hate post.
Everything you ever wanted to know about Hookhand
User id: 18681
Registered on or around: 2005-05-05 02:39:24
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Everything you ever wanted to know about pussinboots
User id: 27683
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-05 15:31:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ummmm, STFU n00b3r
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-05 15:31:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thrilling.
I use the same reasons for hating him as I do hating you, jagoff.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-07-05 15:30:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Whoever the fuck Hookhand is, you just gave him is first tribute post. Save your crying for AIM.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-07-05 15:30:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There is reason to believe one or two of those might be a slight exaggeration.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-05 15:30:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What's wrong with getting wood to John Cusack movies?