CIA Killed Lay! (Repost without my henna-tattooed beaver shot because Bart moved it off the front page even though I put 'nsfw' and I thought there was no censorship on this site, unless you're afraid of either my superior intellect or vaginas in general, (1013 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.25 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by GeorgeBush (View user info) at 2006-07-05 19:16:33 EDT
An ex-CIA spook who worked under George I when he headed the spy agency in the 70's induced a heart attack because Lay sent word to the White House through back channels that he wanted a pardon in exchange for his silence. (i.e.; no book - there were plenty of offers)
A friend of mine works in the Denver office of the FBI, and there's been a lot of strange activity whenever Lay visited his place in Aspen.
Lay knew a lot about campaign finance irregularites in 2000 and Enron's influence on the energy bill that the Supreme Court recently ruled VP Cheney could keep secret. He also had plenty of info from when Bush was governor of Texas that could embarrass the President.
Lay planned to use this leverage for the maximum benefit before the upcoming elections, because he could not stomach the thought of a long jail term.
Here's the one with the monkey, unless you're scared:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90063
User Reviews
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-06 16:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YOu suck at life.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-07-06 16:23:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh sweet jesus.
got news for ya.
ken lay is not dead.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-06 09:35:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
the reason that this got removed from the front page is because it is a festering pile of garbage. Much like youself, who, if left unattended would probably scoke on your own tongue.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-07-06 05:15:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WHy is this still on the front page?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-07-06 04:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fekoff
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-05 20:16:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-05 20:14:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
I just realized - YOU are the reason Bart came up with his new rule (see my review below)
Finally. I knew you had half a brain in there, somewhere, jonny-cakes.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-05 20:14:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I just realized - YOU are the reason Bart came up with his new rule (see my review below)
ooh KARMIC snap!
----
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-24 15:40:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
jeesus kristos, you fuckin n00bs -
everytime you make a shitty post, you knock your own post off the front page, but you also push other people's posts down the page - so when you post 10 times in one FUCKING day - you move a lot of people out of the way.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-05 20:11:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-05 20:00:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-05 19:33:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
oh, and Bart didn't move it off the page, WE moved it off the page, assrammer.
No, actuallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bart did.
-------
No, actuallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy we did. You see, there's a new rule in effect - when a post gets to 10+ ratings, with an average of -1, that post gets removed from the front page. Don't take my word for it, watch the -2s make your post disappear!
(now, if you want to be techical about it, Bart was the one who coded this little invention, so he 'moved' it, but Bart also rarely rates, so whatever.)
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-05 20:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-05 19:33:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
oh, and Bart didn't move it off the page, WE moved it off the page, assrammer.
No, actuallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bart did. I know you hate being pathetic and powerless, jon boy, but get used to it, you are. Plus, you're just jealous I know what a vagina actually looks like.
Why don't you go google some more of those super sexy lingerie shots.
Those are grrrrrrrrreat!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-05 19:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Before anyone else starts on me, or before the poster comes out and says "I was pulling your leg", the +2 was for bringing this possibility to people's attention, which I'm sure if they have any sense whatsoever had to have already been there.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-05 19:47:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously people, wouldn't this be a bit too much of a coincidence for you?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-05 19:45:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe you beat me to this.
I just heard about his death in my car while out for lunch and thought to myself, "heart attack...yea right."
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-05 19:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-05 19:35:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hopefully this goes soon as well.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-05 19:33:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
oh, and Bart didn't move it off the page, WE moved it off the page, assrammer.
____________
Bye bye, Bushy. . .
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-05 19:35:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hopefully this goes soon as well.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-05 19:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh, and Bart didn't move it off the page, WE moved it off the page, assrammer.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-05 19:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
still sux