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Submitted by <mikeyb.at.execulink.com> (View user info) at 2006-07-05 19:41:05 EDT
I must admit to being a lurker around here for many moons. In some ways it's like watching reality television. Revolting yet strangely compelling ?
I have noticed an increase in the snot nosed kids who seem to have infinate wisdom in the ways of the world. Word to the wise, if your a zit faced 17 year old it's probabaly not a good idea to camwhore. It doesn't help your credibility. The link is bored at work. Not bored jerking off in your parents basement thinking your wet dream might someday come true.
On the other hand, I enjoy the witty banter of the adults. Die, fag, fat guy / chick, lesbian, ugly person, sheep, etc. Quite refreshing really !
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-06 19:58:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this actually amused me
Submitted by Snalty (user info) at 2006-07-06 19:34:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm a major lurker, but at least I can punctuate sentences and spell correctly.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-07-06 19:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
If you lurked for such time then surely you realised this post would be a bad udea if not completely unnecessary
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-06 18:59:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
thought there was chocolate inside ... Well, why was it wrapped in foil?
-- Homer Simpson
Mr. Plow
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-07-06 18:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-05 20:54:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Goodbye, shitforbrains.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-05 20:27:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-05 20:14:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
THATS funny. As soon as anyone unfamiliar posts anything, all the little bitches run and check the history of the poster, squirreling away the nuggets of information in their sweet little nut sacs and scurrying back to tell the other rodents with SUCH witty responses.
Fucking priceless.
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Speaking of nut sacKs, why not smash your's with a hammer? :)
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-07-05 20:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I love the people who come in and say "I have lurked for a long time, but decided to post now with a 4 sentence post ABOUT NOTHING YOU DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW."
If you have lurked for ANY amount of time, you know NOT to do stupid shit like that.
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-07-05 20:17:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You forgot "teh gey"
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-05 20:14:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THATS funny. As soon as anyone unfamiliar posts anything, all the little bitches run and check the history of the poster, squirreling away the nuggets of information in their sweet little nut sacs and scurrying back to tell the other rodents with SUCH witty responses.
Fucking priceless.
Submitted by LustrousShe-Wolf (user info) at 2006-07-05 20:09:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I've posted one thing, and so far, I have a higher over all rating. Let the children camwhore if they please, you really don't have to look at it. Besides, some of the more mature Über users don't look much better. Well, what the hell am I saying? I don't give a shit what you look like, it's what you write like, damnit, and you write like an idiot.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-05 20:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-07-05 20:01:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
Bubba is 154
You dont lurk well
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Yeah, Samo, but I don't look a day over 106. . . :-D
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-07-05 20:06:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Die, fag, fat guy / chick, lesbian, ugly person, sheep, etc.
Submitted by soccer (user info) at 2006-07-05 20:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Loook coolege boys ( wooo big werd ) " nut shaving makes you gay ". Why the fuck shave ?
I want my boys to bounce just right !
The worst part is guys ( ? ) shaving their arm pits ? What the fuck is that about ?
Talked to one of my girls and she said " Wholly fuck he looked like a little boy " then he spacked his load before I could get off !!
She had to tweak herself !!
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-07-05 20:01:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bubba is 154
You dont lurk well
Submitted by canuckistan (user info) at 2006-07-05 19:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Some of them can spell. . .
Nice that you have the time to spellcheck it....hahah LOSER
Back to wanking in the basement...unless mommys calling you for dinner !
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-05 19:55:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-07-05 19:53:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hello
Submitted by Sockster (user info) at 2006-07-05 19:49:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I know that I know nothing.
See? I have it all down.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-07-05 19:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
well welcome to uber I guess, you fucktwat.
-2DIE
NOOB WITH TEH LOW USER IDZ!!!111
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-05 19:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Only eight lines and you amassed at least six errors in the areas
of spelling and punctuation. Don't bitch about the zit boy 17
year old kids. Some of them can spell. . .
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-05 19:45:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm giving you a +0, for not posting these past two years.
And we all appreciate it, we do.
Submitted by ssspunkstaa (user info) at 2006-07-05 19:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DIE LURKER !!!!
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-05 19:45:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You have a low user number fellate fellate fellate. I'd like to camwhore, but the thing is that my asscrack is so incredibly hairy, that I have to shower to adequately remove poo after diarrhea. Its the pits. :(