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Sandstorm (cont) (530 hits)

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Rating: -0.5 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by Randy Rottenbuckets (View user info) at 2006-07-06 01:36:27 EDT

I don't know where it comes from but a sigh escapes me. When I look back she's gone. I scan the room for a second more before casing my rifle.

Don't panic. No one knows.

...
Oh my goddess, Eris why have you come. Oh Discordia! Oh Discordia! Oh Discordia!
...

She visits my pineal gland every night and whispers to me, the Goddess. She shows me things."Gentlemen," he said, "why does Pickering's Moon go about in reverse orbit? Gentlemen, there are nipples on your chests; do you give milk? And what, pray tell, Gentlemen, is to be done about Heisenberg's Law?" He paused. "SOMEBODY HAD TO PUT ALL OF THIS CONFUSION HERE!"

Eventually she goes away....

I'm back in the sandstorm. The warmth pounds my cheeks but that doesn't matter. I'm home and thank god. Master Sergeant Richard Diekman (yeah we called him dick dickman) looks me in the eye.

Diekman: Where the hell have you been soldier, the fight with the desert chickens got you fucked?!
Me (private Robinson or Titbisquit from here on out): No sir, I'm here to kill sir!
Diekman: Private Oswald get up there and see if you can breech that wall.

That wall was a twenty foot mess of blown up tanks and barbed wire interlaced with Iraqi soldiers itching to take pot-shots at people like Oswald.

All I remember is the fucker running up to the wall. Fucking bullshit that he didn't even get a chance to shoot. Fucking bullshit.

But I serve the goddess.

She has plans for me.

I

Will

Not

Die

"I am chaos. I am the substance from which your artists and scientists build rhythms. I am the spirit with which your children and clowns laugh in happy anarchy. I am chaos. I am alive, and I tell you that you are free."

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User Reviews

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-06 19:49:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

better than the previous

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-07-06 13:03:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I've seen Japanese cartoons that make more sense.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-07-06 10:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-07-06 08:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

indeed squared!

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-07-06 08:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Indeed.

Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-07-06 08:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well thank you for calling me a cock Beano that was very kind and thoughtful of you. This is not an alter, this is a shrine baby. Randy is my brother irl. The same kid that hit me in the head with a garden hoe and other misadventurous happenings. So get fucked and readjust what you know, or what you think you know about life and especially about you and me sucka.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-07-06 08:27:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You are a cock Poots and so is your Alter Randy.

Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-07-06 08:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was the balls! +2 my friend this was both fun to read and had no errors. My friends here on this site are just adhering to Poots law #2. Fuck em if they don't want to read this I had fun and they can suck the balls of Odus if they don't like it.

Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-07-06 06:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you call a master seargent "sir" and he will stomp your ass with the badassedness of rank. (that is if he's a marine)

the only sirs are officers, and they're too busy fucking up your life to be bothered with war.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-07-06 06:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What are you fucking 12?