"Happy?" (1014 hits)
Category: Politics -> IraqRating: 0.59 on 42 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Wazza (View user info) at 2006-07-06 04:35:07 EDT
"Oh that some inventive man.may patent ,make and sell,
An onion with an onion's taste.
But with a violet's smell.
Wazza.
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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-19 23:57:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Easy on the eyes and nose, no more after-dinner mints, but same rich flavor. Brilliant.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-11-19 23:24:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i miss you
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-07-07 05:56:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ha hahahahahahahahah,,,,,,,,,really i did? must have been pissed again!
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-07-07 01:56:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-07-07 01:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, you've posted this poem before: http://www.ubersite.com/m/60441
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-07-07 00:36:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-07-06 17:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
We had a bay mare once that got the gripes looked like she was going to die,an old bloke said shove an onion up her fanny that will fix her, "bush cure" ,she was running around next day.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-06 17:15:37 EDT (#)
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what the onion, man, when they coming at you violet?
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-07-06 14:47:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RAAAH!!!!!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-07-06 14:05:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wazza! Good to see you are still around!
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-07-06 13:02:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
my dad heard some british soccer announcer describe a goal as "put a bulge in the onion bag" and he won't stop saying that after every world cup goal.
i hate onions now.
thus, i hate this post.
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-07-06 12:29:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Wazza is not an Uber legend. Something Wazza said is Uber legend. This is not that thing.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-07-06 11:53:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-06 09:49:12 (#)
Ranking: -1
I realize that wazza is a Uber legend but that doesn't excuse this from being shit.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-07-06 09:59:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
for once in my uber existence I agree with Shlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-06 09:49:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I realize that wazza is a Uber legend but that doesn't excuse this from being shit.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2006-07-06 09:48:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-07-06 08:15:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
the onion needs no improvement.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-07-06 08:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A Wazza sighting....yay!
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-07-06 08:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
the onion needs no improvement.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-07-06 06:42:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One each for the thought and the category.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-07-06 06:13:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
niononon thats what Shakey did.
BIG sylABle LITle SYlabLE big SYlabLE littLE syLABle
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-06 06:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-06 06:04:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
iambic septameter.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-07-06 06:00:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know peotry terms but its the pattern that remionds me of soemthign.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-06 05:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the reason it reminds you of something is because when a work speaks to the very shared soul of human existance it creates a deja-vu type feeling.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-07-06 05:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is from nothing other than from the truth .
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-07-06 05:53:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Is this from something...or similar to something? it remoindes me of somethign
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-07-06 05:51:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Voila! an onion that smells like a violet.Elementry dear Watson.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-06 05:46:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
why anyone ever doubts you I'll never know.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-06 05:46:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rad is Zangief from the hit gay Street Fighter 2.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-06 05:46:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and yes, you see all this in an onion, which smells like a violet, invented and patented by a man who is not yourself.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-06 05:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The old colonial spirit has been replaced with the new kingdom, George III is alive and well and a new revolution must be fought to protect our values. A new rebellion against the slow machine of pseudo-progress the the evil administrations have beset on all sides.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-07-06 05:40:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Everyone except the few are waiting for the inevitable "handouts", to blame others for thier grief ,loss, inability to procure a job etc.whats happened to the old pioneering spirit? get off thine arse and have a go?.move house shift your arse go somewhere else type attitude ,.thats the spirit that built America and Australia in the early days.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-06 05:35:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I felt exactly what I said, cheese.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-06 05:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
agreed.
It really delves into modern man's inability to fend for himself; rather to have another do some thing to make a good wholesome thing even more pleasant. Lazy beyond lazy, inability to get beyond an unpleasant overlayer to get to the very core of our existance.
I mean, those are the kinds of things I feel when I read this.
I don't know about the rest of you people.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-07-06 05:06:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's deep man.Has conotatations of unyielding capacity.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-06 05:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I waited 5 months for this?
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-07-06 04:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Onions and violets allways go hand in hand.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-06 04:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What DC said
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-07-06 04:47:51 EDT (#)
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moo.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-06 04:46:07 EDT (#)
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I don't like violets.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-07-06 04:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
extremely good for the length
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-06 04:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Queso?