I'm a dirty, racist Jew. (301 hits)
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Submitted by RockDocc (View user info) at 2006-07-06 06:32:51 EDT
I'm going on a rant....
I fucking hate rap. Well, new rap. About putting diamonds on your teeth, or snapping your fingers, or getting to the club with some hoes, or leaning your shoulder. (what kind of reject came up with that?)
It's absolutely the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
If I ever have to see some stupid white boy (can't be black...or it'd be a hate crime...stupid NAACP) with "platinum grillz" I'm going to punch him in the fucking face.
Nay...I don't want to give him a chance, I'll just whoop his ass with a fucking baton, or a baseball bat, or something of a club-like nature. Seriously, this kind of thing inspires violence.
Yesterday I saw some kid wearing a "big white tee" and it said "crunk" on it.
I pulled up next to him, called him a dirty wigger and offered to curb stomp his nasty little face for fun and profit.
He said I was being a racist.
I told him I was Jewish, it's my sacred right to be racist. You fucking wankster son of a coked up bitch.
ahh, what else?
oh yeah, any person I see letting their shoulder lean while driving, I'm going to hit with my car. Period. Nuff said.
What else? The whole club thing. It doesn't bother me as much, but still...I have gotten in at least 10 fights at the "club" and I'm getting tired of these thug wannabes.
It's enough to make me contemplate genocide.
I hate pop-punk. and all the kids who like "pop-punk" will die. Period. I am going to enjoy watching them cry as I set fire to their new GreenDay CD. Fuck them.
What else? Oh yes...teh ghey emos. "I'm more of a man because I can show emotion" you aren't showing emotion, you're making with another dude just so you can piss of your parents, or you're wearing your sisters pants, or you're crying because you're hair won't do the flippy thing. oh yeah..and you cut yourself and show it off to your friends.
That doesn't make you emotional, it makes me want to sodomize you with a broken lightbulb.
I hate little white boys who think they're in gangs. Please...grow the fuck up; drop the weed, and pick up a book. Be something before I end your pathetic existence.
I hate stupid people.
I once told a friend that Jesus was a jew. and he got mad. I told him Jesus might have been black, and he got even madder. I then told him that Ronald Reagan was the devil and that pants are a tool for the man to keep us down.
He asked who the man was.
I politely restrained myself from going back in time to choke his mother with my penis while she was giving birth to him.
aren't I nice?
I hate people who shampoo their shoes so they can impress some "ho" at the "club" Who the fuck shampoos their fucking shoes? Don't you have something better to do? Like watch for me coming to ruin your life with endless reruns of the Chevy Chase show?
I hate baseball.
Throw the ball, catch/hit the ball, run around, take steroids. hell, I can do that.
I hate people who interrupt me when I'm playing guitar;
"Turn it down"
"It's too loud"
"Can't you play something that doesn't sound so mean?"
"Why did you set my hair on fire?"
I hate people who think David Hasslehoff isn't the man.
FOR GOD'S SAKE HE HELPED TO DESTROY THE BERLIN WALL!
or at least that's what he said. I just think it's an awesome name.
I hate people who are so staunchly republican/democrat that they can't see the truth, or blame the death of christ on the opposite party.
We all know the Jews killed Jesus.
and boy do I like to tell people that!
"HEY! MY ANCESTORS MAY HAVE KILLED JESUS!"
and then they cry.
not that I'm anti-Jesus or anything, I'm just anti-happiness. and rap.
God I fucking hate this place.
User Reviews
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-06 06:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Horrible.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-07-06 06:51:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Retracted
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-06 06:49:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
judenfrei
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-07-06 06:48:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
While I may agree with you on your opinion of rap, I don't really care about it as deeply as you apparently do. The rest was meh. That said, I'm ponying up the +2 for "SEIG JUDEN". That's some funny shit right there.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-07-06 06:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
alright, fixed it.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-07-06 06:42:18 EDT (#)
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I actually made a SPT?!
I didn't know that I had come to the point where I could even think of creating an SPT!
thank you dear great Uber, for bestowing upon me the chance to make a shit post on thursdays.
YAY!
SIEG JUDEN!
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-06 06:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
should have put SPT and I might have +2
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-07-06 06:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm a dirty Jew and I endorse this message.
SIEG JUDEN!