(SPT) I'm a dirty, racist Jew. (471 hits)
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Submitted by RockDocc (View user info) at 2006-07-06 06:44:17 EDT
I'm going on a rant....
I fucking hate rap. Well, new rap. About putting diamonds on your teeth, or snapping your fingers, or getting to the club with some hoes, or leaning your shoulder. (what kind of reject came up with that?)
It's absolutely the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
If I ever have to see some stupid white boy (can't be black...or it'd be a hate crime...stupid NAACP) with "platinum grillz" I'm going to punch him in the fucking face.
Nay...I don't want to give him a chance, I'll just whoop his ass with a fucking baton, or a baseball bat, or something of a club-like nature. Seriously, this kind of thing inspires violence.
Yesterday I saw some kid wearing a "big white tee" and it said "crunk" on it.
I pulled up next to him, called him a dirty wigger and offered to curb stomp his nasty little face for fun and profit.
He said I was being a racist.
I told him I was Jewish, it's my sacred right to be racist. You fucking wankster son of a coked up bitch.
ahh, what else?
oh yeah, any person I see letting their shoulder lean while driving, I'm going to hit with my car. Period. Nuff said.
What else? The whole club thing. It doesn't bother me as much, but still...I have gotten in at least 10 fights at the "club" and I'm getting tired of these thug wannabes.
It's enough to make me contemplate genocide.
I hate pop-punk. and all the kids who like "pop-punk" will die. Period. I am going to enjoy watching them cry as I set fire to their new GreenDay CD. Fuck them.
What else? Oh yes...teh ghey emos. "I'm more of a man because I can show emotion" you aren't showing emotion, you're making with another dude just so you can piss of your parents, or you're wearing your sisters pants, or you're crying because you're hair won't do the flippy thing. oh yeah..and you cut yourself and show it off to your friends.
That doesn't make you emotional, it makes me want to sodomize you with a broken lightbulb.
I hate little white boys who think they're in gangs. Please...grow the fuck up; drop the weed, and pick up a book. Be something before I end your pathetic existence.
I hate stupid people.
I once told a friend that Jesus was a jew. and he got mad. I told him Jesus might have been black, and he got even madder. I then told him that Ronald Reagan was the devil and that pants are a tool for the man to keep us down.
He asked who the man was.
I politely restrained myself from going back in time to choke his mother with my penis while she was giving birth to him.
aren't I nice?
I hate people who shampoo their shoes so they can impress some "ho" at the "club" Who the fuck shampoos their fucking shoes? Don't you have something better to do? Like watch for me coming to ruin your life with endless reruns of the Chevy Chase show?
I hate baseball.
Throw the ball, catch/hit the ball, run around, take steroids. hell, I can do that.
I hate people who interrupt me when I'm playing guitar;
"Turn it down"
"It's too loud"
"Can't you play something that doesn't sound so mean?"
"Why did you set my hair on fire?"
I hate people who think David Hasslehoff isn't the man.
FOR GOD'S SAKE HE HELPED TO DESTROY THE BERLIN WALL!
or at least that's what he said. I just think it's an awesome name.
I hate people who are so staunchly republican/democrat that they can't see the truth, or blame the death of christ on the opposite party.
We all know the Jews killed Jesus.
and boy do I like to tell people that!
"HEY! MY ANCESTORS MAY HAVE KILLED JESUS!"
and then they cry.
not that I'm anti-Jesus or anything, I'm just anti-happiness. and rap.
God I fucking hate this place.
User Reviews
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-27 14:33:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice rant
Submitted by fun_with_needles (user info) at 2006-08-18 05:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 fpr angry jew. GO LEWIS BLACK!
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-06 12:21:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Lol - Nice attitude :)
I think a mallet for breaking of knee caps is the best option... I keep one in my hand bag at all times.
Submitted by specialk6886 (user info) at 2006-07-06 12:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"I hate baseball.
Throw the ball, catch/hit the ball, run around, take steroids. hell, I can do that. "
A jew playing baseball? Someone is in dreamland. Oh... and you can't do it, doesn't matter what you say.
Hating everyone and everything doesn't make you any better or more individual than them, it just shows how much you need to find yourself like those people have. At least they know what they are instead of defining themselves through their hatred of contemporaries. Emos, wanksters... they at least have their shit together, you're trying to convince yourself you know what you're doing by saying they're all making the wrong choices.
Lame.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-06 11:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hoe = garden tool used for breaking up and aerating soil.
hoes = plural of above
ho = slang for prostitute, aka slut, whore, bitch, skank
hos = plural of above
i dunno why but that bothers me to the point of a throbbing forehead vein. actually that applies to this whole thing.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-07-06 11:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking lame. And it's not just "new rap" talking about hoes and snapping your fingers you fucking idiot. That's been somewhat of a recurring theme since rap began.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-07-06 10:24:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good old Adolph had the best idea. period. Kill all you stupid, pork hating cunts! Period.
I also hate rap, and I hate Jesus, but I hate the filthy Jews more than anything else. PERIOD.
I hate Jews more than I hate drinking 84 year old, crack addicted whores menstral blood, by the pint.
*With all those "period"s I couldn't not mention the menstral avenger, Aunt Flow!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-07-06 09:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-06 09:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WEAK
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-07-06 07:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You also forogt that you suck.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-06 06:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Now i'm -2ing you for listening to me
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-07-06 06:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Reposting suckup.
I take back the +2 I dropped on the version of this your posted 1 minute ago.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-07-06 06:45:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So I just added SPT to the title.
he said I would get a +2! I HAD TO DO IT!