Nothing of importance (447 hits)
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Submitted by sean fogy <seanfogy.at.msn.com> (View user info) at 2006-07-07 04:01:35 EDT
Remember that part in Raiders of the Lost Ark when Indy finds Marion to get the staff of Ra? This chick going shot for shot with this giant Nepalese guy at the table. She's probably a hundred and thirty pounds, this guy is about 250. Well, this guy passes out and Marion is holding back chunks, obviously fucked up out of her mind, but she wins regardless. Then when she see's Indy she is talking to him like she hasn't had a drink since the Dark Ages.
For anyone who didn't know, this part of the movie is obviously fake. They were probably taking shots of green tea.
Speaking of Nepal. I just made some Tropical Punch Kool Aid. I'm extremely thirsty because I got back from the gym playing basketball, and I am really in need of a refreshing drink. Well, the Kool Aid isn't quite cold yet, but I poured myself a glass and sat down to type this nonsense out anyway. Why is it that a fucking bug had somehow managed to find its way into the glass? The glass has been on the desk for no more than five minutes and a god damn bug thought I made it for him.
I fucking hate bugs. You know what else I hate? TV. There's nothing good on TV anymore. I don't know what happened either. Back in the day, everything was either a sitcom or a cartoon. Hell, they even made a sitcom set in the Korean War. Nowadays, if you don't start watching a show from season 1 episode 1 you might as well not even watch it. You won't understand the story and none of the jokes make sense. Hell, some of the shows, even if you have watched it since its premier you still can't figure out what the fuck is going on. Why did TV have to become so complicated?
By the way, I have a little peanut. I got married back in October and it just so happened that I somehow managed to knock her up. Yeah, yeah. It's pretty impressive that a guy that used to eat paste could manage something like this. We got the first ultrasound today and it looks less like a baby and more like a peanut. Or a lima bean. It should be born around the beginning of March.
Good times.
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Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-07-26 17:56:54 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-07-07 19:08:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-07 13:21:59 EDT (#)
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Well, I liked the title.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-07-07 10:46:41 EDT (#)
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congrats!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-07-07 08:22:38 EDT (#)
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congratulations.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-07 04:25:58 EDT (#)
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What he said. Also in the scene with the crazy sword man and Indy shoots him, that scene was never in the script. That happened cause Ford drank some water and it gave him the shits. He was about to splatter an ethiopians brains all over the inside of his trousers when he pulled out his cap gun and shot the guy. Notice he runs straight off scene after that. Too take a dump. Also I'm tired.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-07 04:07:37 EDT (#)
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At least the title was honest, shitty post, but honest.