Berty Voice Whore (963 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicLabels: Berty_Voice_Whore
Rating: 0.21 on 58 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Redskieslookfake (View user info) at 2006-07-07 08:21:41 EDT
You've all seen the picture
Now marvel at his voice
bertysvoicewhore.mp3 (16 kB) [audio/mpeg]
User Reviews
Submitted by branimal_08 (user info) at 2008-10-14 17:08:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-10-11 19:04:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shenanigans!
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-10-11 18:50:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fight the... whatever the hell is going on here.
Submitted by psikosismc (user info) at 2008-10-11 17:33:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by aquagirl (user info) at 2008-09-08 16:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Naplander (user info) at 2008-08-30 17:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Now we've learnt our A B C,
Won't you come and dance wit me?
Submitted by WhiteBearalicious (user info) at 2008-08-25 17:00:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't cry JakeyBoy.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-24 17:23:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thrive on the attention.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-08-24 17:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Man, this alter is really putting in some work
Submitted by bricekrispy (user info) at 2008-08-24 16:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by artemisia (user info) at 2008-08-05 10:11:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2006-11-02 09:12:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yawn
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-08-05 18:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A link? A bloody link? you're accusing me?
Stupid moron.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-10 08:08:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Goodbye to Jane. Goodbye to Jane.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-10 02:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-09 21:25:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
So, when exactly did you start fucking Berty in the ass?
And why?
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OH - An English joke that Shlongy doesn't get!
Right, now that I've picked myself up off the floor where I swooned in surprise.
Slade = Famous yet slightly embarrassing band from Birmingham.
Berty = Famous yet slightly embarrassing person from Birmingham.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-09 21:25:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So, when exactly did you start fucking Berty in the ass?
And why?
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-07-09 20:04:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Grow up.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-07 16:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your boss has a firm handshake
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-07 16:10:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
talk about voicewhore... my boss is doing an interview and she just said "do you masturbate" at the top of her nonyelling voice's range.
the answer? daily. i wonder who she's interviewing...
anywho carry on.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-07 15:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i..i..i give up.
i'll have to send it to Linguistics to see if they can run it through the translation computer.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-07-07 13:08:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've always thought of Berty as a kind of Stephen Hawkins character. Intelligent and articulate, but also a complete vegetable. Don't know why.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-07 12:58:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Berty still needs dreadlocks, red. I know that's not him but if that's really his accent, how can anyone understand a word he says?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-07 12:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Everyone in Birmingham looks like one of these four people. In the 70s, Slade had sex with every eligible woman in all of Brumland.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-07 12:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
holy shit, are those mutton chop sideburns???? i can't tell where his hair ends on his scalp and begins on his face.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-07-07 11:12:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 teh Berty
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-07 11:08:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOkThWZABLo&mode=related&search=vic%20bob%20slade
Berty vidwhore
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-07 11:00:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bertrams voice has my panties all wet.
Well, it would if I was wearing any panties.
Wait a minute...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-07 10:16:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
awesome, well then i'm the ghost of christmas past. good memories i hope.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-07 10:08:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have no idea what's going on.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-07-07 10:00:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-07 10:00:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wtf i'm not listening to all that.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-07 09:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have been the recipient of a wide range of comments today.
I don't think I've seen the word 'cunny' in like two years.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-07 09:54:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry cunny.
rhymes with honey. is that better? i hate the 70s unless vh1 is making fun of them. i won't get it until i get home anyway. but then again it's friday so maybe i'll hear it on monday.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-07 09:43:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Davros calls me cunt.
Inion calls me twat.
Really now - say what you feel.
*grumble grumble*
I've also realised that Americans are generally not going to get this unless they are au fait with the Brummy accent and 70s glam metal
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-07 09:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
twat.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-07 09:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Americans will understand this.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-07 09:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sorry Katy
Ms Onion. All better.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-07 09:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
mrs onion?
i hope that's not a reference to me :(
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-07 08:49:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If I get Alzheimers I'd rather some buxom nurse puts me out of my misery.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-07 08:47:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sure Sinna is a bloke no?
Is this your pro-active following of your 'love everyone regardless of gender' credo?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-07 08:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's alright though because either Sinna or Inion is going to marry me and put a stop to my emo poetry once and for all!
The competition will be broken down into feats of strength, skill and mental resilience. One of the tests will last for 6 months and will simulate my deteriation due to alzheimers.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-07 08:44:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No cooking involved in your favourite snack Bertros! Just the application of boiling water and the opening of a satchet to taste.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-07 08:43:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nor can Berty. Sadly.
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2006-07-07 08:40:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-07 08:35:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
It is too Berty!
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Is not.
I no longer have the taped voicemail messages from last year because... ummm... well... I'm getting married and my fiance said it was Berty's voice or him.
Berty's voice, unless I am mistaken, cannot cook. Sadly.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-07 08:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/features/wallpaper/images/800/slade.jpg
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-07 08:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-07 08:37:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I do actually have a very sexy voice because I smoke and that is why smoking is cool.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-07 08:36:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey implores us all to seek peace through tasty beverages.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-07 08:35:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It is too Berty!
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2006-07-07 08:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2006-07-07 08:33:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Berty does indeed have one sexy voice.
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And that's not Berty.
Damn laptop mousepads.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-07 08:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I couldn't deny Uber the sound of your voice any more Berty! Mrs Onion must know what her betrothed sounds like.
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2006-07-07 08:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Berty does indeed have one sexy voice.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-07 08:32:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Davros is not trustworthy in the slightest! He at least could pretend to be a terrorist bomber and get away with it. He's already Vidwhored in an Al Queda stylee!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-07 08:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You've ruined it now. I have been learning Basement Jaxx's Jump and shout, line by excrutiatingly fast line, for the past two weeks for nothing.
What's the point now eh? Why do should I even keep breathing in and out?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-07 08:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Davros, you're trustworthy. Is that my voice or is it just mister T or that guy shouting about "dropping h me kevvin' bovril!"?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-07 08:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't have sound at work Red. That better not be my voice.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-07-07 08:23:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto voicewhore +2
-Dave
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-07 08:23:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I should have waited 'til Thursday.
This is actual documented recording of Berty talking.