All you attention whores...... (823 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.13 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <naysayer09.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-06-17 17:50:28 EDT
..Can smooch my firm, nubile white ass.
"Look at me! I need attention, so I'll put my picture up, and see who thinks I'm hot. Who cares that I'm only 14 and haven't hit puberty yet, some guy will do me!"
LISTEN RETARDS!
Nobody cares. Especially when your first post is just a picture. Looks only go so far, and since none of you really has anything important to say, just stick to your lame AOL chat rooms.
User Reviews
Submitted by TheMan (user info) at 2003-06-17 22:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JMG,
Thank you, but please, call me TheMan.
I work out a lot.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2003-06-17 19:37:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Don't make me Elmo Smash your ass, Hidden. ELMO SMASH!
By the way, Naysayer, your ass is surprisingly firm and nubile.
Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-06-17 19:29:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-06-17 18:36:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nice brown eye
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-06-17 18:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I don't care about exposing my ass to the photoshop legions because I have huge balls and just don't give a fuck."
and THAT is EXACTLY why this is the best post EVER... IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. no one else would do this shit. well, i would, but TheMan thought of it first. BALLS OF STEEL.
be prepared of pictures of you getting fucked up the ass....
Submitted by TheMan (user info) at 2003-06-17 18:30:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In my haste, I failed to realize the Photoshop potential this picture holds.
Oh well, if some GHEY MENZ'S should happen to dream of me, so be it. It's only a picture, and I'm sure any and all doctoring of this photo will be quite humorous. Maybe I can finally be popular on this site. As if I care.
Now that I think about it, Hidden is right. This post rocks. I don't care about exposing my ass to the photoshop legions because I have huge balls and just don't give a fuck. If you can't laugh at yourself, then you have no business laughing at anyone else.
Some of my best jokes come from me cutting myself down. It's all good.
I just found out where "Body Massage" came from. Funny shit.
Submitted by Tifferistic (user info) at 2003-06-17 18:27:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
All I have to say is that I am new to Uber and I haven't posted my picture, nor do I plan on putting on here for all of you.
*<Tiff>*
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-06-17 18:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK "Elmo Smash!"
now that ATTN GHEY MENZ is starting to fizzle out, we're using "BODY MASSAGE!" now.
why?
.....BECAUSE I SAY SO.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-06-17 18:24:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Some ghey menz are goin to print that out and use you for target practice.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-06-17 18:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so is ELMO SMASH! going to be the new catchphrase?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-06-17 18:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"BODY MASSAGE!"
ps- nice ass.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-06-17 18:14:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ELMO SMASH!!!
Submitted by Sublimed (user info) at 2003-06-17 18:08:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-06-17 18:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh my god, this is the best post in Übersite history....
WASSUP NAH, BITCHEZ???
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-06-17 17:55:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What kind of flowers are those?
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2003-06-17 17:54:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for the photoshop bait......
I only wish loren was able to mail me an educational copy of the program so I can taunt and amuse like the rest.
-Turtle
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-06-17 17:54:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Isn't this one of those ATTN GHEY MENZ posts?