Drunk Drivers, A hate rant, Reposted (850 hits)
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Submitted by Tracer0351 (View user info) at 2006-07-07 12:26:59 EDT
Is it really that fucking hard to understand? If you've been drinking, DO NOT DRIVE! It because of you asshats that can't get this simply concept through your thik, booze addled skulls, I have to pay higher car insurance, get up in the middle of the night to scrap young mothers of the blacktop, cut dead babies out of what used to be a car, and deal with the nightmares, sleepless nights, and piss poor job performance that results from the pyscological stress that results from dealling with this shit. And you know, if you where just killing yourselves, I really couldn't give a shit. But in the almost decade I've been dealling with you stupid fuckers, of all the traffic fatalities I've seen, every single one, without exeption, has been cause by a drunk driver, and not once has it been the drunk that ended up in the bag. Oh sure I've had drunks from the same car as the drunk driver buy it, but the fucker driving always walks away with minor injuries, if anything. Meanwhile I have to knock on doors at 3am and have conversations like this:
"Mrs. Smith?"
"Yes?"
"Where you the mother of little Billy Smith?"
"Yes? Is he ok?"
"Ma'am, you may want to sit down."
And it gets worse from there.
Now, I know what most of you fucktards are thinking. "Oh, that could never happen to me. I can handle my booze. I drive better after a few beers. etc..." BULLFUCKING SHIT.
well, I could rant on this for hours, but it won't do any good, so let me close by saying this:
"If this does not apply to you, thank you for letting me vent, and please excuse my profanity. If you are one of the idiots who drink and drive, keep in mind there is atleast one person out here that would like to skullfuck you with a chainsaw."
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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-29 16:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
cause you're an idiot
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-27 13:41:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just for fun.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-26 13:31:52 EDT (#)
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Looks like we know who zimm0r is.
I have no idea who you are though.
Oh well, shitty Uberers amke for shitty alters.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-26 11:38:47 EDT (#)
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Are you trying to frame me?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-01-31 18:39:23 EST (#)
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Drunk Writers: My hate Rant.
Don't do it.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-31 18:19:48 EST (#)
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i ran over three kids, a cat, and a woman pushing a baby buggy last night
on purpose
and i was sober
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-08-16 16:19:42 EDT (#)
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for not understanding chess.
Submitted by CRazyTALk (user info) at 2006-07-23 04:16:11 EDT (#)
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Hey, we're all going to hell anyways, so lets just chill and linkwhore our asses off. Here I'll go first http://www.ubersite.com/m/87933
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-23 03:42:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by specialk6886 (user info) at 2006-07-07 12:41:50 (#)
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If my high horse involves not taking other peoples lives through a simple avoidable act, I'll gladly ride it into the sunset.
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As long as you eventually hit the sun and are burned to death, I'll be fine with that.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-07-08 21:46:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll have to agree with you here due to recent events.
A car of drunken teenagers was speeding around my neighborhood at 1:30am last night and I think what they did to my mailbox could be considered rape. Poor thing, at least I got out there quickly enough to scream at them and scare them shitless.
Submitted by ColchesterDr (user info) at 2006-07-08 13:07:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-07-08 07:31:03 EDT (#)
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You make a good point very badly.
Submitted by Happily_Agnostic (user info) at 2006-07-08 02:35:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I crashed my car driving drunk last week. I didn't hurt anybody though (apart from a letterbox and a tree).
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-08 01:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This post was horribly written and incredibly self-righteous.
Somehow you've managed to NOT get a -2 from me sheerly because your subject matter is of merrit.
Now... how many of you have failed a feild sobriety test while SOBER before? Yeah, so when the cops gave me the breathalizer and the results came back, they started laughing at me hysterically. They even said that perhaps the drunk girl I was driving home should probably get behind the wheel, considering they had NEVER given anyone the test before who blew so low. They even let me keep the mouth piece as a suvenior.
Bastard cops.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-07-08 01:08:07 EDT (#)
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yes
yes
i just deweyed
but yes, yes
i agree
yes
yes
yes
Submitted by WatchMyStep (user info) at 2006-07-08 00:49:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2006-07-07 23:49:56 EDT (#)
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DRUNK DRIVING IS WHAT I LIKE TO DO,
I LIKE DRUNK DRIVING WITH YOU!!!!!!!
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2006-07-07 17:16:42 EDT (#)
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Fuck yeah man, you make the best point there is.
On february 13th 2005, my best guy friends decided too go out drinking. My friend Adam took the wheel, as he was the ''Least drunk''. That was the stupidest thing Adam has EVER done, and he knew it. At four in the morning, exactly, the hit a telephone post after spinning out on black ice. Both of Adam's roommates were in the car, as well as his good friend Sebastian. Both of his roomates died, and sebastian came out of his coma 4 weeks later. Adam got nothing, but the pain of living with this for the rest of his life.
At five AM, I got a phone call, that was just someone screaming, '' Jo's dead, dude, Jo's dead'' so I made my way over to the site of the accident as quickly as possible. I saw Jo decapitated, and the remenants of his brains all over the windsheid.
Now there's a catch too this. This was the biggest media bullshit, that has ever happened to this friggin' place. The whole route, from the bar, too the accident was filmed by sebastian while he was in the car. It was all over the news, and it broke so many people's hearts, because even the families of the two dead had yet too see this video.
My best friend/roommate was and still is dating Adam, the driver, who isn't even a bad or mean guy. Unfortunatly, he's now in prison, and will be for a while. As for the two guy's that unfortunatly passed away, we all miss them like crazy. These were some of the best people around, and very talented musicians, who were all in the same band as the driver. It's really unfortunate.
Look what drinking and driving has done too my life, to my culture, to my friends, and to the people who are closest too me. Please, don't even drink and drive. Thanks so much for this post, becuase I don't want too see anyone have too suffer through the pain I've seen Adam, myself, as well as a large part of my close, beloved friends have too suffer though. RIP guys.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-07 15:34:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
THE ANNUAL COPS GET CRUNK PARTY IS THIS WEEKEND IN MY TOWN.
WHO WANTS TO GO WITH ME AND BURN THE PARTY DOWN?!!?!?!?!?
don't all volunteer at once ya bastaads
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-07-07 15:30:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-07 15:29:24 EDT (#)
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Funny thing about drinking in my town...
You can't walk home...
or ride a bike home....
Taxi service closes at 10pm.
AT LEAST IN A CAR I HAVE A CHANCE TO GET AWAY!!!
Oh.. and I HAVE BEEN HIT by a drunk driver.... 2k in damage to my car
BUT HIS NAME STARTED WITH OFFICER SO GUESS WHAT HE GOT???
same thing I did... nothin.
Submitted by platonicchic (user info) at 2006-07-07 15:11:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 For making a good point
+1 For "skullfuck with a chainsaw"
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-07 15:00:19 EDT (#)
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i agree with drunkdriving = nono.
i'm assuming that's what this was about though because i couldn't make my way through your version of the english language.
were you drunk when you wrote this?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-07-07 14:57:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I investigate a lot of crashes and it still amazes me how often fate misses the mark when it comes to who dies as a result.
Drunks ejected (no seat belt) at 50 mph after striking a tree and overturning, sitting on the curb effectively uninjured, watching their friends burn in the car when the cops arrive.
Drunks trying to convince the cops they weren't driving when the car went in the lake and drowned the kid in the baby seat even though the underage girlfriend drowned in the passenger seat because she couldn't get the belt off.
Drunks pissed off that the kid's bike scratched the paint on the car hood.
Fuck 'em.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2006-07-07 13:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
+ 2 for you message.
- 4 for your RIDICULOUS presentation.
Submitted by Dumb_Name (user info) at 2006-07-07 13:24:56 EDT (#)
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You are a retard. Choose another job.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-07 13:18:42 EDT (#)
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gurgle
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-07-07 13:17:15 EDT (#)
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You should erase this one too.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-07-07 13:13:37 EDT (#)
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All drunk drivers should be shot on scene should they not kill themselves in an accident.
The legal BAC should be a fucking ZERO!
Fuck drunk drivers, death is all they deserve.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-07 13:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
1. If what you say is true, then there should be a two drink minimum on all driving, multiple person cars are to be banned, and if you get pulled over and can walk a straight line, you are driving with too low BAC, and escorted to the nearest bar.
2. The tears of newly orphaned children are the only thing in this world that can comfort me after I hear the laughter of children, and that should have been recorded and posted, and if you do, I'll auto +2 all your posts from now on.
3. This was a shit post.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-07 13:01:35 EDT (#)
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Poorly written but you are right.
Ive only done it once and I regret it. Even though it was a 30 second drive.
Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2006-07-07 12:46:05 EDT (#)
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Yes, I know it sucked. I just had to get it all out of my system. I worked, and lost, a 26 year old mother of 2 last weekend, while her children watched and cried nearby. The victim of a drunk driver. And It's been eating at me eversense.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-07-07 12:43:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-07-07 12:38:14 (#)
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this does not apply to me.
you're welcome.
^
Mr. High and Mighty
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People die on the road from being fucking idiots as well. I can drive better drunk than half of the human race can sober.
Submitted by specialk6886 (user info) at 2006-07-07 12:41:50 EDT (#)
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If my high horse involves not taking other peoples lives through a simple avoidable act, I'll gladly ride it into the sunset.
Submitted by BigD (user info) at 2006-07-07 12:41:43 EDT (#)
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this is not helping. Do you think someone will stop their drinking and driving because they are scared you msy try to skullfuck them with a chainsaw?
NO!
Sign up for one of those prgrams were people give drunks a ride home, go to bars and hand out flyers to people showing them that they can find a cheap alternative to driving home drunk.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-07 12:41:30 EDT (#)
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I agree with you, but this post just isn't very good.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-07-07 12:38:14 EDT (#)
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this does not apply to me.
you're welcome.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-07-07 12:37:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by specialk6886 (user info) at 2006-07-07 12:36:34 (#)
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Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-07-07 12:30:59 (#)
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If the bars were closer or I didn't have a car, I wouldn't drink in drive. But alas, you're still a shit-fucker.
You, my friend, need to shut your fucking mouth. If you do indeed drink and drive as you say here, you should be barred from procreation. It's shitwads like you that kill people because what they want to do is more important than anything else.
My aunt died at 18 in a drunk driving accident where she was hit on the passenger side while the guy who hit her walked away without a scratch. Not much content, but a decent message.
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I think it was Christopher Reeve that said, "GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE".
Submitted by specialk6886 (user info) at 2006-07-07 12:36:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-07-07 12:30:59 (#)
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If the bars were closer or I didn't have a car, I wouldn't drink in drive. But alas, you're still a shit-fucker.
You, my friend, need to shut your fucking mouth. If you do indeed drink and drive as you say here, you should be barred from procreation. It's shitwads like you that kill people because what they want to do is more important than anything else.
My aunt died at 18 in a drunk driving accident where she was hit on the passenger side while the guy who hit her walked away without a scratch. Not much content, but a decent message.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-07-07 12:35:42 EDT (#)
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Yesterday's post was better.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-07-07 12:34:51 EDT (#)
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This is fucking lame. I'll tell you why.
1) Spelling, grammar, flow; all missing from this post.
2) Rant if you want to, but don't act like the reader is some kind of asshole that needs a dickless fucking moron like you telling them they are an asshole, motherfucker, etc. And that little, "If this doesn't apply to you" disclaimer at the end is too little, too late.
3) SHUT THE FUCK UP N00B
Submitted by dove666 (user info) at 2006-07-07 12:34:19 EDT (#)
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keep in mind there is atleast one person out here that would like to skullfuck you with a chainsaw."
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MAke that 'at least two people'
Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-07-07 12:34:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-07-07 12:32:53 (#)
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Should Electro post a story now? [YES] [no]
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Only if it's better than this drivel.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-07-07 12:32:53 EDT (#)
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Should Electro post a story now? [YES] [no]
Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-07-07 12:30:59 EDT (#)
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If the bars were closer or I didn't have a car, I wouldn't drink in drive. But alas, you're still a shit-fucker.