Voicewhore: "Ass Kicking in Space" (1100 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: 1.38 on 53 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Spencer Thompson (View user info) at 2006-07-08 17:11:09 EDT
This series is destined to become an Uber classic. I can't wait for the next installment. It will be total kick ass.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90188
WeCouldntAffordJamesEarlJones.mp3 (1 MB) [audio/mp3]
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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-12-24 00:44:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WHATEVER YOU DO DO NOT...I REPEAT DO NOT DO A GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH FOR "XMAS FUCK YOU"!!!!!
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-12-23 23:38:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-07-09 16:51:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
I like how you pronounced all the typos as they were written
like 4 hour ago
and squadian
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-01 00:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i want to punch your voice in the face
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-10 18:33:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.npr.org/programs/morning/sedaris.html
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-10 18:28:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 on general principles
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-10 08:40:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't deserve to have my rating on this post, let's get rid of it.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-07-10 00:28:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm a relatively calm person Electro but every 30 minutes I've been online today I've gotten a message to you about when I'm going to do the next one. Stop it. It's seriously annoying me.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-07-10 00:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alright alright..... calm down..... calm down..... here, have a twinkie. Be happy.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-07-10 00:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I swear to God something like forty seconds after that review...
Electro: Where is that voicewhore?!
Electro: heh
Spencer: Did you read my review?
Unable to send message: Not logged in
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-07-10 00:21:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ELECTRO GIVE ME MORE THAN EIGHT FUCKING HOURS TO DO IT IT'S A SUNDAY AND I FEEL LIKE DOING SHIT OTHER THAN NARRATING YOUR STORY OK
Stop bugging me to do the voicewhore or I'm not going to fucking do it. End of story. Leave me alone and I'll get to it when I'm good and goddamned ready to do it.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-07-10 00:15:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHERE THE HELL IS VOICEWHORE PART 2? :D
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-07-10 00:07:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
David Sedaris?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-09 20:17:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
y helo thar david sedaris
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-09 17:52:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's all about the soundtrack, buddy
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-07-09 17:51:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've got much better porn on my hard drive, but thanks method.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-09 17:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.brad.com
http://thewillpower.org/
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-07-09 17:39:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-09 17:14:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
This was total ass kickery.
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I suppose you mean total kick assery.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-07-09 17:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I told you people that I don't spellcheck.
"Squadron."
Is that better?
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-09 17:14:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was total ass kickery.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-07-09 16:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like how you pronounced all the typos as they were written
like 4 hour ago
and squadian
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-07-09 16:09:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90261 Part 2 is now available! :D
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-07-09 16:02:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BADASS
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-07-08 22:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmm... to post or not to post part 2 yet.....
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-07-08 20:42:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-07-08 19:25:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahah...how did you read through that without laughing??
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It took many, many takes.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-08 20:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
why the hell do I think "muppet" when I hear your voice?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-07-08 20:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's pretty obvious why I'm +2ing you.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-08 20:13:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just peed myself from glee.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-07-08 19:25:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahah...how did you read through that without laughing??
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-07-08 19:25:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This may be hard to believe... but PART 2 IS FINISHED!
But I have to time it just right for the posting.....
Tell me people, when shall I post part 2? :)
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-08 19:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah Jaysis...
Take this +2 and make my sides stop hurting...
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-07-08 19:08:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Drop an octave or two and you could be Malcolm in the Middle's Dewey
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-07-08 18:43:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well I had to re-record a bunch of times, and towards the end I was doing it by memory.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-08 18:42:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-07-08 18:32:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
That's how I talk.
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Oh, me too, and faster sometimes, believe me..I just don't know if I'd be able to READ some of those lines off a page so fast without stumbling on a few.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-07-08 18:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-08 18:25:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-08 17:37:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't stop listening to it
...and could you read ANY faster? I thought you'd sped it up at first.
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That's how I talk.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-08 18:26:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't start listening ot it!
Probably because I don't give a shit!!!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-08 18:25:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-08 17:37:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't stop listening to it
...and could you read ANY faster? I thought you'd sped it up at first.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-07-08 18:04:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, if she does, she'll look like a bitch then. :) Plain and Simple.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-08 17:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Look at the uberboard. I talked forensicgirl out of giving you -2s and now she has declared war on me for being the ratings police.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-07-08 17:53:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, this is still total kick ass. :D
'War'? What you mean Darko?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-08 17:48:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I got war declared on me :'(
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-07-08 17:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well hot damn, you did pretty well on it spoon. I do not mind at all. Be my guest.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-07-08 17:42:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
When you write part two I promise to voicewhore it.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-07-08 17:39:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, you did pretty damn well as the narrator. ALIEN BASTARDS TO HELL! YEEEAH!
Part 2 is coming.....
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-08 17:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't stop listening to it
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-07-08 17:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCKING WELL DONE. EXCEPT PART 2 SOON.....
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-07-08 17:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i accidentally listened to this three times as it was on loop in my winamp.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-08 17:26:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
to hell!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-08 17:20:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sooo awesome
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-07-08 17:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-08 17:17:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
I had him saying 20 75 in my head.
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Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. You're probably right.
I think my new personal "-2 die" will now be "a -2 shook the fucking place." My personal +2 will be "It was total kick ass."
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-08 17:18:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you added ever made :(
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-08 17:18:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh shit squadian!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-08 17:17:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had him saying 20 75 in my head.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-08 17:17:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YES!!!