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normal (345 hits)

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Rating: 0.37 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by awj002 (View user info) at 2006-07-08 20:17:54 EDT


"NORMAL, ILL."

flag-burning ? some guy
with a doctor dad forty foot beer bong stethoscope who'll
listen to your problems and say you're cured,
understanding comes with failure and he
understands things you never will,

cloth-symbol of our culture and
puts his hands around your neck? tighter
borders, torch trespassing janitors
calm but not addicted, more calm than i've ever
fun fun fun, twenty-one

you
judgmental jealous bitch,

prestige
the OC on the TV,

If it wasn't for my job
I'd move to
Normal

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Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-07-14 00:22:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what the fuck was this?

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-13 23:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Aweshum.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-10 17:19:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

wanted more really.

nice idea.

Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-07-10 17:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Good.

Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-07-09 12:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Forced.

Submitted by vettesrule88 (user info) at 2006-07-08 23:41:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you tried too hard to be deep.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-08 20:37:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

wtf?

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-08 20:30:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Didn't like it.

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-07-08 20:30:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

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