sabotage and subterfuge, how to bring your country down from the inside (1037 hits)
Category: PoliticsRating: 1.82 on 35 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2006-07-09 12:16:33 EDT
Next time you're going to the beach, bring along some cinder blocks and scrap iron and proceed to build a sand castle around the cinder blocks and scrap metal, then wait for some asshole to stomp on your sand castle
Even better is when it snows build a snowman over a fire hydrant
Buy a pricing gun and go around malls marking things as on sale that actually aren't, if a hundred thousand people all do this on the same day the retail industry will fall into chaos
Instead of boycotting gas stations, if everyone fills their tanks on the same day, and brings buckets and various other plastic containers to the pump to fill, the oil companies will burn through their reserves within a couple of days, and have more money than they know what to do with, it'll blow the economy's mind
Everyone just starts parking and walking across the road at any fucking position they please, the police won't be able to give parking and jaywalking fines to EVERYBODY ok
Buy as much che guevara merchandise from cafepress stores as possible
Rally like-minded people on internet forums to organize this stuff, I've been doing it for days now and I'm already starting to see the collapse of society
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-09-30 04:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haah
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-08-20 01:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
needs some loving.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2006-07-20 12:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everyone give everything they own to a starving African.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-13 23:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beat off.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this was pretty funny, however, this:
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-07-13 04:26:09 (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-13 03:56:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know PFF, I think I'm going to have to go with Phoenix, but I have a damn good reason why.
She looks like this chick: http://promo.katesplayground.com/125v/index.php?ccbill=666925
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AHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That's kate's hayground, AKA Kate the Hoof
Ever wonder why you never see her barefoot? Her right foot has just 2 toes, and they are fucking hideous, I think she must have crawled out of chernobyl, let me find some photographic evidence for you
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Was not.
You have officially ruined my life. I hope you are happy.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-07-10 16:13:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Clever.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-07-10 13:37:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I almost can't stop loling right now.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-10 13:28:22 EDT (#)
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Buy as much che guevara merchandise from cafepress stores as possible
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
(asplodes)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-10 09:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm not a bad guy. I work hard and I love my kids. So why should I spend
half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Heretic
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-07-10 07:35:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Quality.
All post a letter to the president on the same day, the White House would have to shut down because everyone would have to 'muck in' to clear the backlog.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-07-10 07:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-10 06:36:47 EDT (#)
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good shit
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-10 03:30:04 EDT (#)
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nice
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-10 03:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ya know, for a second I believed it was ETS, and had a -2diefucker ready.
But then I saw the rating, new it had to be a joke.
Squat, good form.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-07-09 21:41:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-09 19:03:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
LOLOCAUST
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-09 19:24:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
I got a good laugh out of that. Some of yur ideas were very doable...
Wanna join my club? You gat a free sticker, a frisbee, and a ruler that has a star on it!!!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-09 19:03:27 EDT (#)
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LOLOCAUST
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-07-09 19:01:17 EDT (#)
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I have loled intensely, for a minute at least.
Submitted by guiness (user info) at 2006-07-09 17:56:31 EDT (#)
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lol what a douche
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-09 17:56:01 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-07-09 17:47:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-07-09 17:16:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-07-09 17:14:05 EDT (#)
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lol
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-07-09 16:50:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
brilliant.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-09 14:21:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's also the option of taking over a major city or the government. How can they stop 12 million people? They can't. We need the mass resistance that an uprising described in "Walden" describes. Or we can get the whole country to make stupid, childish pranks all day. Either one is fine with me, but one way or another, somebody's getting a brick to the face.
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2006-07-09 12:55:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-07-09 12:49:07 EDT (#)
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International Toilet Flush day is next Wednesday.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-07-09 12:48:48 EDT (#)
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meant to be a +1 sorry bro.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-07-09 12:48:23 EDT (#)
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-Everyone eat beans and go to the north pole. We will propell ourselves out of orbit with farts and land in the sun thus creating total havoc on the price of gummy bears.
-eat your television set
-one person a day go to the driving range and hit a bucket of balls in nothing but your spikes and one of those wierd golfer hats.
-dig to china.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-09 12:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If everybody takes a regular plug socket but wires the NEGATIVE directly onto the POSITIVE and turns on their plugs at the same time, the feedback down the NEGATIVE wire will cause every guy's hair at the station to stand on end, just like rubbing it with a balloon.
Also cats will spontaneously urinate on car wing mirrors.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-07-09 12:40:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If everyone flushes their toilets at exactly the same time, the entire water main system of every town and city in the country will explode.
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-07-09 12:37:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-09 12:31:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pwnzors
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-07-09 12:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Drive a hummer. That helps too.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-09 12:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahaahah