Story: Ass Kicking in Space - Part 2 (913 hits)
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Submitted by Electro (View user info) at 2006-07-09 12:59:38 EDT
ASS KICKING IN SPACE
The Story Continues... - Part 2
Boris Van Holm pilots his new kick ass prototype towards the second wormhole. He checks his radar and nothing seems to be detected.
"I wonder if the alien bastards know that they left their back door open." thought Boris. "This mission is gonna be a breeze."
Then a blip appeared on the radar, then three blips, then five. Boris had company.
"Finally! Something to shoot!" said Boris with excitement. "EAT THIS BITCHES!" he screamed as he opened fired on the alien bastards taking two of them down. The aliens fired back but Boris easily dodged their lasers.
"This prototype is the shit!" boris commented on the awesome maneuverability of the prototype, but they were on his ass quick. He could dodge their fire but he couldn't shake them away from his ass. The aliens were able to keep up to him.
"Shit! I can't get them off." he said. He looks around the controls to see what was available at hand and noticed a 'Mines' button. He gave it a few pushes to drop some behind and just as expected, the fuckheads flew into them and became instant space trash.
"You shoulda known I would fuck you all up!" he said victoriously and flew back towards the wormhole, ready to fuck up the rest of them.
"Command, I have reached the wormhole. I am ready to majorly kick their ass." said Boris on the radio to HQ.
"Good luck soldier. Make sure you bring back a trophy." said the captain.
"Understood. Over." responded Boris as he flies into the wormhole to the unknown alien world, but what awaits him there?
To Be Continued.....
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/90188 - Ass Kicking in Space - Part 1 (READ IT!)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90212 - Voicewhore of Ass Kicking in Space by Spencer Thompson (HEAR IT!)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90256 - I found someone that is more retarded than me! (SHOCKING DISCOVERY! 27 posts in under 5 hours!)
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The following attached music loop is from a space game I am currently working upon which is slightly adapted from this story. Enjoy the show and weekend while it lasts.
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User Reviews
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-12-23 23:34:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i cant wait to continue reading this
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-15 10:34:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pew pew pew *lasers
pew pew pew
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-07-15 03:53:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll get started on part 3...
Submitted by IntangibleHands (user info) at 2006-07-13 21:59:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Vomit.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-13 02:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-07-09 14:08:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Command, I have reached the wormhole. I am ready to majorly kick their ass."
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-07-13 02:31:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Electro... I will be recording both your stories v. soon. I am busy being pregnant and maoving houe and going away for the weekend this week, but I will get onto it, I promise.
Submitted by BigD (user info) at 2006-07-10 18:58:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Why?
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-07-10 18:11:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hello? That was the old days. Things change.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-07-10 13:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah, that reminds me of one of Electro's best lines.
"I said speak English. Your in America."
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-07-10 12:35:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Haha, AJ, I beat you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-10 12:31:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Needs less autism.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-07-10 12:30:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56231
Just because you're autistic doesn't mean you should have the memory of a goldfish.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-07-10 12:29:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56231
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-07-10 12:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AJ, why are you so mean?
Do you just not like my posts?
Is it?
Is it?
Tough Shit.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-07-10 11:54:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why would I hate russians?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-07-10 11:48:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought you hated Russian people.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-10 08:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Because it's fun.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-10 01:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Erection. Burst. Bleed. Die. Cum.
Submitted by raznseven (user info) at 2006-07-10 00:16:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-07-10 00:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Schlongy, why be an ass?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-09 21:27:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I love doing this.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-09 21:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sockster (user info) at 2006-07-09 20:57:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-09 17:41:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry about that, Electro.
Hey, have you seen that new site for sci-fi writers? It's great
http://www.brad.com/
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-09 16:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I TOLD YOU TO POST THIS ON MONDAY, YOU FAT MONGOLOID
sorry about that little outburst Jeffrey, stupid tourettes, it seems to have calmed down since I found Jesus, but sometimes, it comes out. Only Jesus Christ, my personal lord and savior, takes the edge off.
Have you found Jesus yet, Jeffrey? HAVE YOU? Because otherwise you will rot in autistic hell, you simpleton
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-09 16:32:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This one was actually funny.
"You shoulda known I would fuck you all up!"
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-07-09 16:05:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Come on spooner! We await your voicewhore!
Hurry before someone else beats your ass to it!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-07-09 16:04:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hear Spooner's voice in my head.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-07-09 15:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-09 14:18:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
funny stuff
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-07-09 14:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
2nd B@W nomination.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-07-09 14:08:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Command, I have reached the wormhole. I am ready to majorly kick their ass."
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-07-09 13:38:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-07-09 13:23:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"EAT THIS BITCHES!"