Some other night ago (460 hits)
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Submitted by CATAL (View user info) at 2006-07-10 02:52:34 EDT
So my friends and I went down to Mexico this one time. We drove down to have some fun and party. I think it was even Halloween or something, or maybe it was the Day of the Dead.
Anyway we wandered around Tijuana looking for a drugstore because I had heard you pretty much write your own prescription down there.
We ran into a police officer at some point. This straight faced, suspicious Mexican cop. He looked really menacing and grim, but we asked him where we could find a drugstore anyway. I think we may have even said we wanted to get some pills. And he was perfectly helpful. In broken English he directed us to the nearest one and knowingly told us to enjoy our stay in Mehico.
We never did get any pills or anything, but we did buy a lot of cheap Mexican beer. We just got hammered and wandered around town having a good time.
At some point I bought a carton of popcorn and just walked around with it. I would occassionaly eat some, but mostly I was just getting drunk as hell.
As I said it was Halloween or something, because everyone was dressed up in costumes. Crazy weird ones too, that I can't even describe or remember. Even we had on costumes, though I don't rightly recall where or how we got them. I was a Mummy I think. And as I remember it was a pretty cool costume.
So we walked around drinking with no real direction or purpose, just looking at everything and soaking it all up. But then this group of tough looking, young black guys walked by. They were dressed in all black (I don't think they had on costumes)and it was night by this point. The front one bumped into me (though in retrospect it's probably more likely that I bumped into him) and knocked my popcorn to the ground.
Well, I was none too pleased about that so I promptly gathered all the strength I could muster and punched him in the face. Continuing with one fluid motion I fell flat on the ground and stopped moving.
I was playing possum I think, pretending I to be dead in some sort of defense mechanism. Not so much because I thought it would work or that I thought it was the best idea at the time, but because I couldn't really move or do much anything else. So I just laid there on the ground and gave up, praying that my ploy would work.
Oddly enough, it did. They just crowded around and looked down on me. I don't know what happened to the one I punched. I like to think he was knocked out cold and fell flat on his back, but I have a feeling he was the one who prodded me with his foot.
Maybe it was my Mummy costume, but somehow my playing dead routine seemed to work. They never did anything. Not that they had much time to do anything as just moments later as I cracked open my eyes I saw that my face was pressed up against my pillow and I was drooling. Man, I have weird dreams.
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-12 05:36:30 EDT (#)
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bump
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-07-10 23:27:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i had this one dream...
where you're a poopface!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-10 10:07:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Why the hell do people still go to Tijuana? Even Mexicans won't go to Tijuana. It's akin to spending a two-week vacation in Compton or Crenshaw.
Tijuana = bad (think disease, pestilence, human-rights violations)
Puerto Villarte, Cancun, even Cabo = good times
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-07-10 07:36:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
At some point I thought this was shit.
At some point I thought this would get good... But it didn't.
At some point I dropped a -2 on this retarded post.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-10 03:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So long ratings!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-10 02:58:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 honesty