I Am Your Whore (1904 hits)
Category: RomanceLabels: camwhore
Rating: 0.67 on 51 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Darko (View user info) at 2006-07-11 09:06:59 EDT
As many of you know, my ratings no longer count when I leave comments on peoples posts. My ratings also no longer contribute towards heat. When I first learned of this I was devestated. If it weren't for me spamming stevie's few good posts onto most heated, he would only have two B@W posts as opposed to his seven. I reacted poorly and started nullifying some of the positive scores I have left.
I have since come to an understanding and have decided this may be a good thing. It's not that my comments don't matter, but that I have reached the same elite status that pff and shandythedog have. And I have decide to turn this into an advantage.
Here is where you come in. I am offering all of uber my services as Random Darko. Any comment you want left on anybody's post I will leave for you. If you want to use this to leave constructive criticism on a post or use it to mark the return of Shlongy's Gay Lover is up to you. All you have to do is email me at savesthedayjay.at.gmail.com with the post you want rated and IN QUOTES the entire message (including signature) and I will leave that message on somebody's post. If there are any comments I feel are unacceptable (personal information or linking to porn/unholy trinity) i will simply delete them. I promise to keep all of my clients (who aren't paying me anything for this freeservice) confidential, baring they want wnat their information in the message. I will not spam any post or posters, though whenever a person responds to a specific Random Darko comment they are eligible to have another comment left on it. There is no time table that I promise to make the comment in. I'll get to it when I get to it.
Why am I doing this? Boredom basically. That and I realize that I am not really at a disadvantage, but have been given a rare gift from Bart and I plan to utilize it. Or this is some sort of protest on my part that Bart doesn't see me fit to rate anymore. Probably a combination of both.
Remember, it's savesthedayjay.at.gmail.com . Let's have some fun with this.
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-12 17:21:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Random Darko.at.ubersite.com
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-12 10:59:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is the last time I'll ever rate one of your posts:
darko (user info) 609 on 333 = 1.83
stevie_says (user info) 602 on 333 = 1.81
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-12 04:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
did you like my caption for it?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-07-12 03:43:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
a week after this was submitted my good friend got wacked for good
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89028
?????????????!!
Submitted by Happily_Agnostic (user info) at 2006-07-12 03:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why the hell would someone get you to reveiw a post when they can do it themselves? Point?
-2 Die
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-12 03:26:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Unlike stevie I will not bitch at you to take that down.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-12 03:25:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.myspace.com/rad1101
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-12 03:21:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
goatse/lemonparty/tubgirl.
except lemonparty is kinda weak and could stand to be replaced.
i miss degreeless.
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-07-11 23:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought the unholy trinity was goatse/tubgirl/harlequin fetus
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-11 19:31:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-11 15:02:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
odd, apparently I haven't with this name.
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What does that mean?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-11 18:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-11 09:47:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
Goatse/lemonparty/tubgirl. I've yet to put anything else on their level.
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I have.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61506
THIS IS THE MOST DISTURBING THING YOU WILL EVER SEE
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-07-11 16:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NAPPY NAPPY NAPPY
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-07-11 13:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shandy didn't have his ratings taken away as punishment... he asked for them to be neutral.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-11 13:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3048/1591/1600/mercy%26dipo2.jpg Photoshop this picture.
Darko,
go to this guys website and shit on him with me. I've been putting comments all over his shit website and he seems to erase all them before I can put more up. This would be marvelous.
http://www.dipotepede.com/
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-07-11 13:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-07-11 10:00:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah but check this out
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4701/1790/1600/gen-009.0.jpg
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Don't know why I am saying this, but that link doesn't work for me.
-Dave
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-11 13:26:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
free slurpees all day long, and jgreening had a cafepress store open with -2die stuff for all of 4 hours. I bought this during that
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-11 13:24:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And is it really 7-11 free slurpee day? I must ask, did you make your shirt, superimpose it, or bought it?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-11 13:22:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are correct
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-11 13:18:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm almost sure that if you didn't get your eyebrows waxed you'd have a unibrow.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-07-11 13:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome idea.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-11 10:55:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know, calling someone a piece of shit is a funny insult. Because you refer to them as feces. And feces is poop. Also known as turds. Turds come from Brazil. I'm hungry.
Thus, good insult.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-11 10:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Has anyone told you that heroin is bad for you?
'Cause it is.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-11 10:46:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
funny i masturbate furiously after you take the picture.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-11 10:38:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's because I masturbate furiously while I take the picture.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-11 10:37:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You always look sweaty.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-11 10:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I blame myself for this. Why did I go putting ideas in your head? This is exactly the sort of thing that turned my dad off marijuana.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-11 10:09:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-07-11 10:00:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah but check this out
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4701/1790/1600/gen-009.0.jpg
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Holy shit.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-11 10:08:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
at my job right now nothing is nsfw.
:D
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-07-11 10:04:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
do you even have a job?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-11 10:03:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yes you can tracer.
froggirl? make me think about that lick a toad and get warts. where does she have warts now?
Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2006-07-11 10:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Can I get my posting ability removed?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-07-11 10:00:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah but check this out
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4701/1790/1600/gen-009.0.jpg
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-11 09:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i have not seen weightlifter. but i can guess... is that the deadlifter that shit his intestines out?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-11 09:59:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
weightlifter?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-07-11 09:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
urbane's cunt is pretty horrific but it's only a local thing, but you should remember that lemon party is a latecomer to the trinity, the original three were goatse, tubgirl and weightlifter.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-11 09:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
urbane's twat?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-11 09:52:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-11 09:47:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
Goatse/lemonparty/tubgirl. I've yet to put anything else on their level.
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I have.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90016
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-11 09:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Goatse/lemonparty/tubgirl. I've yet to put anything else on their level.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-11 09:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
unholy trinity? i thought there's four things no one wants to see on uber?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-07-11 09:39:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah people, don't fuck with my friend shlongy, he's got powers.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-11 09:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fortunately for all of us, my all-important ratings still count.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-11 09:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck it then
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-11 09:21:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, I can't just give you the baility to no longer have your rating count. It's not an STD. If it was, rad and stevie_says would totally have it by now.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-11 09:18:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
but I don't want to put any effort into it...that's the whole point
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-11 09:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ask bart
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-11 09:18:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
can i get my rating ability removed too?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-11 09:17:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa the Greek
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Go get 'em, Darko.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-11 09:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
When we get a total ban- and I no longer have to look at pictures of you on a daily basis - life will be swell.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-11 09:10:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AUTO +2 TITLE MADE ME HOT
And a public service announcement in filename?
You sir, are an altruist.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-07-11 09:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You really like putting pictures of yourself on this site. Go buy a mirror.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-11 09:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
In other news, I need a haircut