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I only do things like this stoned. (2478 hits)

Category: Humor -> Dirty Humor

Rating: 0.71 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by crisko (View user info) at 2003-06-17 22:30:41 EDT


Dont ask.

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Submitted by abbotlau (user info) at 2004-03-11 13:11:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Hey! that picture's from my site!

www.bluntproductions.com


For an astonishing demonstration of Shaolin skills (not involving a blow up doll) go to


http://www.bluntproductions.com/archive/feb2002/eggwalk_hi_qual.rm

Submitted by crisko (user info) at 2003-06-18 03:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Eh?? I didnt say I did this. I didnt do this dont give me shit about it. Yes I know what movie its from, Shaolin Sex Monks. I downloaded it today at work. It was great.

bart, dont mistake me for a preteen, as I am aware that you like to vent you sexual frustration on them. And honestly, your comment sucked..I have come to expect better from you.

No, I dont cuss in front of my parents...its disrespectful.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-06-18 03:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That's hilarious. What other crazy things do you do... swear when your parents aren't looking?

Submitted by KaRLiSaDruNk (user info) at 2003-06-18 02:59:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the strange thing is, i've seen a movie with a scene strangely similar to what's going on in that pic.... have you seen that movie?

Submitted by crisko (user info) at 2003-06-17 22:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I do the weirdest shit when I am stoned. Over the weekend I got really baked and I thought it would be cool to re-arrange my bedroom. I had all these grand visions. I sobered up in the middle of what I was doing and forgot what I was attempting to do..needless to say my room was trashed for two days.

Yea, I really need to stop doing that shit..but it makes adultswim that much better!!!

Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2003-06-17 22:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This puts a whole new meaning on the phrase "Holy Fuck!".

Michelle

Submitted by rabbidmonkey (user info) at 2003-06-17 22:40:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

thats funny shit.

Submitted by Cicciro (user info) at 2003-06-17 22:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

There is something wrong with that girl, why doesn't she look real?

Submitted by yes at 2003-06-17 22:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

WTF?!?! I can never get my shit together enough to do anything that elaborate when I'm stoned... im lucky if I can logon to ubersite....

Submitted by HeavensWalls (user info) at 2003-06-17 22:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The setting almost looks real if it were not for the fake facial hair, white snickers and, OH YEAH, THE SEX DOLL IN THE MIDDLE...


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