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Engineering a Better Yesterday (607 hits)

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Submitted by badassmofo (View user info) at 2006-07-11 12:17:05 EDT


Part of some 500 word writing contest.

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"Daddy me and Bella are bored, there's nothing to do here."

"Nothing to do well let me think."

"I suppose goin down to the creek and catchin water skimmers isn't fun."

"And I suppose it would bore to take your mom's basket and pick some blackberries."

"And heaven forbid you go out and build a fort, do some adventuring, take the 4wheelers around the west end, or take the johnny out in the pond"

"You're right girls, there is nothing to do around here maybe we should go get a new video game or something?"

Silent pause.

"Ok dad, we get the point." Kenna would say and they'd hustle out the front door.

I'd step out on the porch, sit down on the swing and watch as the cloud of dust rolled behind them as they ride down the hill.

As I sit there I can see their lives play out before my eyes.

Kenna will fold into the family business; her heart has always been here with us. She'll marry some yokel or some boy she meets at college and they'll have kids and live within miles of us. We'll have Sunday dinners together and my first little girl will always be within Daddy's protective reach.

Bella on the other hand will be different, by the time she reaches college she'll be so sick of this place our county life style that her skin will be itching thinking about living here a second longer. She'll major in something along the lines of art or design in school and she'll flit around the country stopping in for holidays and birthdays.

We'll miss her tons and when she's here we'll make a big fuss and we'll all get together and spend late nights on the weekends that she's in town reminiscing about days when kids were bored and Daddy's set them off on adventures.

Eventually Bella will settle down, she'll miss her daddy and momma and her big sister and she'll move to one of the near by cities.

On breezy summer nights my girls will stop by to say hello and we'll sit on this porch swing. My arms wrapped tightly around both of their shoulders and we'll laugh and carry on about how momma's still on me to fix that last bit of fence or how I shouldn't be blowing up stuff all the time.

And when they leave slip into bed with momma and we talk about what's to happen the next day and we'll talk about how we hope that we did the right thing moving out here so many years ago; in our hearts we'll know that we did. We'll know we raised our babies the right way and gave them the right foundations and memories to grow into wonderful creatures.

And then one day my wife and my daughters will lay me down for the last time on this land. There'll be weeping and mourning but mostly there'll be celebrating of life. There'll be remembering of what was good and wholesome and understanding of a man's vision and the utter happiness he gets from seeing it come to light.


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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-07-14 10:06:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-14 09:42:18 (#)
Ranking: 0

FartSmeller - the question is are your refering to the actual movie 'Raw Talent- Deep Inside Lydia's Ass' or American Psycho wherein Patrick Bateman receives said movie?
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American Psycho. You win 5 shiny new +2's

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-07-12 00:53:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


i've always enjoyed watching a solid turn into a gas...

so i'll watch the skies for signs of the first asshole that does her wrong



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-11 18:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't get it.

Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2006-07-11 16:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Load up on guns...Bring your friends...Its fun to lose...And to pretend...Shes overboard...Myself assured...I know I know...A dirty word


Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-11 14:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Did the blue man group bukkake all over her?

Submitted by alwayspeach1 (user info) at 2006-07-11 14:30:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

She is definitely a cutie.

Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-07-11 14:26:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-07-11 14:15:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Here's hoping.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-07-11 13:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Scaring me with a different pic = +2.

-Dave

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-11 13:02:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

a good daddy?

oh I love it when you call me daddy.

Wait...


Nevermind.


Anyway, I try...I take everything I ever learned about being a good daddy and throw it out the fucking window and do it my own way.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-11 12:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I bet you're a good daddy.

My niece was named Bella. I miss her very much.

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-07-11 12:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hmmm...
could this story be about badass' life??

those curls...

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-11 12:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-11 12:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Blah blah, cute kid = +2. You know the formula. Easy way out. Nice Story, though. Blah. Blah. Blah.

+2 for Cyst Masters comment.

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-11 12:29:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-11 12:25:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

you beat me to it

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-11 12:29:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Of course it might all go Pete Tong.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-11 12:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

damn you and your cute offspring.

good story too.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-11 12:26:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

this was sappy?


GET THE FUCK....WHO THE FUCK....DAMMNIT THERE IS NOT PLACE FOR SAPPY HERE!

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-11 12:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

filename

Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2006-07-11 12:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Good, but a little to sappy on the ending.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-11 12:20:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I would fuck her 'til her diaper fell off. Then I'd keep going.


As I got up in front of them, I felt an intoxication that had nothing to
do with alcohol. It was the intoxication of being a public spectacle.

-- Homer Simpson
Dancin' Homer