Uberdirectory Pic and a Warning to All the Guys on This Site (1214 hits)
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Submitted by Wallstreet (View user info) at 2006-07-11 21:53:24 EDT
A "heads up" for you and any of your guy friends who may be regular
Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
Traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your
car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk.
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with
their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is
impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say"No" and instead
ask you for a ride to another Home Depot.
You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral
sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th, three times just Yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming
weekend.
Again - please beware!
Also, if you are thinking of getting me any gifts, please make it a wallet, Thanks.
I didn't write that
Someone else did.
God am I hot shit.
I would do me.
Wait....I did
User Reviews
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-07-14 08:43:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the story is awesome
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-07-12 23:40:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That story is fucking old, man.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-07-12 15:52:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i was gonna go negative with this one at first thinking you were going to plagiarize but you didn't. also, i like the last 2 lines.
i won't comment on your picture like i usually do. i'm sure you'll get plenty of that from everyone else
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-07-12 15:06:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I usually go positive on camwhores, but I hate email forwards.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
chuckle-worthy
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-12 06:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who would possibly shop regurlarly at Home Depot? I mean really who would? That would be like frequenting a shop that sells carpet.
Utter, utter madness.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-07-12 05:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-12 05:08:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is better than most, and I laughed for a while.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-07-12 00:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th, three times just Yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming
weekend."
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-07-12 00:14:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ATTN GHEY MENZ!
that is all.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-07-12 00:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Okay the story worked.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-11 23:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like a dork BUT...I liked your Home Depot story so you won't get the -2 you so richly deserve.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2006-07-11 22:37:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL hmmmm
I need to schedule a trip to home depot
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-11 22:35:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, I guess the pussing warts around t3h lips, cheeks and nose should have given it away, but I thought it was just prepubescent acne.
Fooled me!
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-07-11 22:28:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This actually happened to me once. Luckily, I have no wallet and instead, I just recieved genatal warts.
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You mean you got genital warts from oral sex???
Dang.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-11 22:14:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This actually happened to me once. Luckily, I have no wallet and instead, I just recieved genatal warts.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-07-11 22:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a good thing my first natural instinct is always to slip a hunting knife under their throats while theyre performing their oral and then stow them away in my basement. If I ever unknowingly become the prey of this scam, I'll know right where to find my wallet.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-11 21:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hermaphrodite.
I almost got SUCKED in by that scam, but I saw it COMING a mile away. Thanks for warning people, if you fall for this scam and lose your wallet, things could get very STICKY...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-11 21:55:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh.