Shower of Shit (1358 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -1.13 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sexualchocolate (View user info) at 2006-07-12 06:20:28 EDT
This is an honest to god true story, actually happened about 2 hours ago...
I awoke this morning to the hellish sound of the alarm clock, then the 1st snooze, then the second, then finally the girlfriend kicking me out of bed. "We will not be late again today" she snarled. So we get out of bed and after 10-15 minutes of whining about my aching legs and stretching on my bed I, at last find the enrgy to stand up. "You'd better have a shower today you smelly bastard" she says, (she loves me really) so I head off to the bathroom for my morning wash.
Enjoying the overly hot water running over my head and body I can feel a pressure in my belly. I think it's a fart, I'm sure it's a fart and it's going to feel so good. I prepared to let out the excess gas from my gut. As warm feeling of relief hits me from releasing the bubble of gas I feel as if my ass has more to give so I try to squeeze out that last bit to set me up for a wind free day. As that last bit exits my body I get that horrible feeling that it's included a stow away!
So I'm stood in my shower / bath (A bathtub with a shower at one end) I look to my feet and notice that with this fart is a vast amount of the runniest shit I've ever seen is slipping out of my ass, between my feet and running with the shower water into the plughole.
Now all I can think about is it all lumping together in the pipes and finally, as someone (hopefully my little sister) pulls the plug out of her bath exploding into the bath room a fountain of lumpy, shitty water.
So yeah, I shat in the shower today, completely by accident. So glad I wasn't at work!
*Was going to attach tubgirl to this post but I bet you've all seen it and I don't want to be saving such a NSFW pic on this here work pc. If not, google image search "tubgirl" you'll be amazed!
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Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2006-07-13 18:23:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i'll look up this new tubgirl thing, right after i find out what this "pong" craze is all about. and after I wash my zubaz pants.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-07-12 14:42:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-12 11:50:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
THIS WAS FANTASTIC. PLEASE REGALE ME WITH MORE STORIES OF YOUR FASCINATING LIFE, YOU BRILLIANT AND SPECIAL PERSON.
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If this is your invention, scourge, then you are now my new personal hero.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-12 11:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
THIS WAS FANTASTIC. PLEASE REGALE ME WITH MORE STORIES OF YOUR FASCINATING LIFE, YOU BRILLIANT AND SPECIAL PERSON.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-07-12 11:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how stupid.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-12 10:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would love to shit on your face.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-12 10:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by dove666 (user info) at 2006-07-12 09:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your sphincter ain't what is used to be.
How come?
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-07-12 09:17:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Best cure for diarhhea available: Drink half a cup of white vinegar, then mix two tablespoons of baking soda with a cup of water and drink that.
Submitted by johndoe3303 (user info) at 2006-07-12 08:29:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great post... Very Intertaining +200... Fuck the others!!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-07-12 08:07:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Excrement.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-07-12 08:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You want poopreport.com
Submitted by wingester1 (user info) at 2006-07-12 07:09:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i liked it very much. thankyou for sharing.
Submitted by guiness (user info) at 2006-07-12 07:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Excellent writing man, I loved it!
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2006-07-12 06:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans.
Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
-- Homer Simpson
Last Exit to Springfield
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-12 06:24:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This uninteresting
and "google image search "tubgirl" you'll be amazed" that shite is older than me. And I'm old.
try writing something of vague interest next time.