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South Park is teh Shit and Tom Cruise is teh GHEYNESS (1100 hits)

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Submitted by BobLobla (View user info) at 2006-07-12 12:59:49 EDT


<Disclaimer>
This is something that I have wanted to write for a while but I just haven't got around to it. If the post being slightly out of date is a major point for you don't bother reading it and just give me my -2 and be on your way.
</Disclaimer>


You know what, if the Tom Cruise that played Maverick and the vampire Lestat was around today he would kick the current Tom SQUA IN THE NUUTS. Tom Cruise has become a total pussy. I hate him. A funny note though, I heard that Nicole Kidman enjoys being able to wear heels.

I was watching the SOuth Park episode "Trapped in the Closet" last night and it is soooooo fucking funny. For those of you who haven't seen it here is a brief overview:

"In November 2005, South Park satirized the Church of Scientology and its celebrity followers, including actors Tom Cruise and John Travolta, in a top-rated episode called "Trapped in the Closet". In the episode, Stan is hailed as a reluctant savior by Scientology leaders, while a cartoon Cruise locks himself in a closet and will not come out. Dubbed 'Closetgate' by the Los Angeles Times, the controversy continued as Comedy Central pulled the "Trapped in the Closet" episode at the last minute from a scheduled repeat on March 15, 2006.

It was alleged that Tom Cruise threatened Paramount with withdrawal from promotion of his latest film Mission: Impossible III if the episode were broadcast. Both Paramount and Comedy Central are owned by Viacom. Though Paramount and Cruise's representatives deny any threats, The Independent reports that "no one believes a word of it".

In typical satirical form, Parker and Stone issued the following statement: "So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for Earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!" The Los Angeles Times reported that, "For Stone and Parker, Closetgate will be the gift that keeps on giving". This epsiode was also recently nominated for an Emmy.

*taken from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Park because someone else already typed it so why would I?? If you are B@W go and read the shit that they have on this site, it is interesting and should kill some time...

Tom Cruise needs to stop developing scientology and start developing a sense of humor. He acts as if he is the first and only person that south park has made fun of. Threatening to stop promoting MI:III if Comedy Central doesn't pull the episode. Here is a short list of the people/things/places/religions that South park has made fun of...

Barbra Streisand
Phil Collins
Canada
Kenny G
Yoko Ono
Family Guy
John Travolta
Mel Gibson
Steven Spielberg
George Lucas
NYPD blue
Lord of the Rings
MJ
Paris Hilton
Illegal aliens
Televangelists
Saddam Hussein
Elián González
Jesus Christ
Jews
Mormons
President Bush (Who hasn't though)
The American Flag
Katie Holmes
Jared Fogel (Subway Guy)
AA
The Virgin Mary
Catholics
Muhammad
Buddha
Moses
Islam
David Blane
Brooke Shields
Celine Dion
Susanne Sumers
Sylvester Stallone
Whoppi Goldberg
Tom Seleck
Tom Green
Michael Dorn
Kobe Bryant
O.J.
Helen Keller

The list goes on and on but I am too lazy and you can read the entire list somewhere on wikipedia. Noone on this list has kicked up a huge fuss and gotten their nose all bent out of shape, not that Tom Cruise could get that nose of his any more bent out of shape. There have been Celebrity Cameos by quite a few stars, George Clooney, Jenn Aniston, Metallica and Brent Spiner to name a few.

In conclusion,
-if you haven't watched much South park, do it and you won't regret it.
-Tom Cruise is fucking weak
-Tom Cruise needs to respect mah authoritah
-Tom Cruise needs to use the gag that Katie used when giving birth to his kid.
-South Park is awesome.
-lists are coo'
-if you haven't seen South Park "Bigger, Longer and Uncut" go out and rent/buy/download it because it is the GREATEST MUSICAL OF ALL TIME. Okay, maybe not the greatest but it is fucking funny.

if tom cruise had as much common sense as he does nostrils the world would be a better place.JPG (328 kB)

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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-26 17:27:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh, and thanks for the heat shitbag.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-26 17:27:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by HHH (user info) at 2006-07-26 16:50:37 (#)
Ranking: -2

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ALL BY YOURSELF? Well you're getting to be a big boy now, huh?

Of course you didn't, idiot - you openly praise south park and it's creator's "genius" and you plagiarize their opinions as your own and worst of all as VALIDATED simply because they came from an obscenely entertaining television program, but then you deny that those ideas had any roots in trey parker and matt stone's ideologies?

You lose, dumbass.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you crack me up with all this tired bullshit. I really don't like tommy cruise, i really did form that feeling all on my own. I think that he is a crazy pussy who can't take a joke and whines like a little bitch to paramount until they pull the rerun.

What 'ideologies' are you talking about because I really dont think that there were any in the post other than Scientology is for rich crazy peole. This again is an opinion I developed all on my own.

I am also a little unclear on the plagarizing that you are refering to. There really wasn't much content in this post to steal sooo...

I think the show is fucking hysterical and I really don't give a fuck if you don't like it, so in the words of the immortal Eric Cartman. How would you like to suck my balls?

Submitted by HHH (user info) at 2006-07-26 16:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-15 18:24:16 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by HHH (user info) at 2006-07-15 17:38:16 (#)
Ranking: -2

fucking south park republicans. Your kind are a stinking skid mark on the boxers of society. Can't you form your own opinions. God damn teenagers.
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Teenager???

Republican?

Fuck you shithead, I am neither. I formed this opinion all by me lonesome. You are a fucking tool.

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ALL BY YOURSELF? Well you're getting to be a big boy now, huh?

Of course you didn't, idiot - you openly praise south park and it's creator's "genius" and you plagiarize their opinions as your own and worst of all as VALIDATED simply because they came from an obscenely entertaining television program, but then you deny that those ideas had any roots in trey parker and matt stone's ideologies?

You lose, dumbass.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-15 18:24:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by HHH (user info) at 2006-07-15 17:38:16 (#)
Ranking: -2

fucking south park republicans. Your kind are a stinking skid mark on the boxers of society. Can't you form your own opinions. God damn teenagers.
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Teenager???

Republican?

Fuck you shithead, I am neither. I formed this opinion all by me lonesome. You are a fucking tool.

Submitted by HHH (user info) at 2006-07-15 17:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

fucking south park republicans. Your kind are a stinking skid mark on the boxers of society. Can't you form your own opinions. God damn teenagers.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-13 12:12:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Another victory for South Park.

http://edition.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/07/13/tv.southpark.scientology.ap/index.html

If only I had waited until today to post this garbage, then it wouldn't have been out of date.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-13 11:10:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

My grammer is fucking awful, so is my spelling, I will be the first to admit that. That is why I post garbage and try to make it a little funny. I can barely string together more than 2 sentances much less write something that people will actually enjoy.

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

yes, i'm sure that works when trying to attract a 12 yr old. if you're really 24, then it makes for an even sadder story. it's ok though, you have plenty of time to turn your life around before you hit hell. until then, shut your facial vagina & stop being so bitter. we've had this discussion plenty of times but you don't seem to get it.
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Shit like this is the reason that this place is so awesome. You are nothing, your opinion means nothing but you seem to have some sort of 'I'm better than you' complex. I am not sure exactly what brought it on but for some reason you seem to have this deep hatred for me. You sound 14 and probably are, here is some advice.

THIS IS THE INTERNET, RELAX, MAYBE TRY POSTING SOMETHING INSTEAD OF WASTING BANDWIDTH.

Keep on replying if you like, I enjoy the heat.

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if my opinion means nothing then why would you reply when i give it to you? the drugs seem to have devoured your brain cells. for some reason you keep responding with things that i have already told you. they seem to hit your sore spot so your retaliation seems to be pulled from your subconscience. i know that coming from someone that sounds like a 14 yr old, it's too much to grasp. i don't hold it against you. instead, i want to help you. they say the first step in overcoming a problem is admitting that you have a problem. i've already tried to point out your horrible grammar & also your severe case of hillbilly syndrome. i've realised that none of that helped because OF your horrible memory so i would suggest that once again you go over what has been said and eat a dick.

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-07-13 01:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The first four seasons of South Park had almost all good episodes. About 90% of the more recent South Park episodes are shit. That Tom Cruise episode was fucking awful.

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-07-12 23:20:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

+2 for Nicole and Katie.
-4 for ancient history and preaching to the choir.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-12 19:53:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Katie Holmes is CURRENTLY "meh"

For a good long time, she was "HOLY SHIT GOD ON HIGH THANK YOU JEEBUS!"

But now, with Tom uglifying her, she's "meh"

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-12 19:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-12 19:24:15 (#)
Ranking: 0

"Katie Holmes is meh"? WTF?

Good to see that the average overweight male American is well grounded in reality.
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I am not American thanks.

And Katie Holmes is 'meh' I stand by that...

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-12 19:40:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Also South Park isn't very funny.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-12 19:24:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"Katie Holmes is meh"? WTF?

Good to see that the average overweight male American is well grounded in reality.

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-07-12 19:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have fears of Tom Cruise and Travolta taking over the vote someday.

Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2006-07-12 18:52:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I didn't read it.
Here is another part, more accuratly, part one, if you are interested.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/90209

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-12 17:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by StuporDupor (user info) at 2006-07-12 17:22:25 (#)
Ranking: 0

Of course, Nicole Kidman has the most beautifully fresh snatch ever to have been ignored by Tom Cruise, so I concede that point.
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She is one of the most attractive women in hollywood. She is not sexy, she is beautiful ya know? There is just something about some women that makes me want to stare at them all day just to take it all in...

Angelina Jolie --> Sexy
Cathrine Zeta-Jones-Douglas --> Beautiful

Submitted by StuporDupor (user info) at 2006-07-12 17:22:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Of course, Nicole Kidman has the most beautifully fresh snatch ever to have been ignored by Tom Cruise, so I concede that point.




Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-12 17:21:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by StuporDupor (user info) at 2006-07-12 17:15:56 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-12 16:58:23 (#)
Ranking: -2

Okay, I am 24 and I work fulltime.



Obviously untrue. Maybe you are paid as if, but when you put together boring shit like this and then camp on your post all day, it hardly qualifies as working full time.

This post was lame because everyone has heard this shit a long time ago. Why bother?

Quick, go check my history and paste it in your sophomoric reply. It will be in keeping with the originality of your post.
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Okay fine, I am paid to work full time but I am efficient and only do about 1 hour of work a day. Gotta love oil companies hey?

I bothered because it hadn't been done, I was B@W and i enjoy doin stuff like this. I had fun making and writing this and it killed a morning.

I have a whole army of alters after me on this post, it is quite ammusing.

Keep it coming though, it keeps me entertained. <-- is that spelt right?

Submitted by StuporDupor (user info) at 2006-07-12 17:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-12 16:58:23 (#)
Ranking: -2

Okay, I am 24 and I work fulltime.



Obviously untrue. Maybe you are paid as if, but when you put together boring shit like this and then camp on your post all day, it hardly qualifies as working full time.

This post was lame because everyone has heard this shit a long time ago. Why bother?

Quick, go check my history and paste it in your sophomoric reply. It will be in keeping with the originality of your post.


Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-12 17:10:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-07-12 17:04:11 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-12 16:58:23 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-07-12 16:39:49 (#)
Ranking: -2

so you're an old man who sits at home ALL day trying to solicit young children by posting shit about tom cruise & southpark. damn dude, that's low. i hope you get caught some day fucking your granddaughter you fucking redneck.
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Okay, I am 24 and I work fulltime. Any more guesses?


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yes, i'm sure that works when trying to attract a 12 yr old. if you're really 24, then it makes for an even sadder story. it's ok though, you have plenty of time to turn your life around before you hit hell. until then, shut your facial vagina & stop being so bitter. we've had this discussion plenty of times but you don't seem to get it.
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Shit like this is the reason that this place is so awesome. You are nothing, your opinion means nothing but you seem to have some sort of 'I'm better than you' complex. I am not sure exactly what brought it on but for some reason you seem to have this deep hatred for me. You sound 14 and probably are, here is some advice.

THIS IS THE INTERNET, RELAX, MAYBE TRY POSTING SOMETHING INSTEAD OF WASTING BANDWIDTH.

Keep on replying if you like, I enjoy the heat.

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-07-12 17:04:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-12 16:58:23 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-07-12 16:39:49 (#)
Ranking: -2

so you're an old man who sits at home ALL day trying to solicit young children by posting shit about tom cruise & southpark. damn dude, that's low. i hope you get caught some day fucking your granddaughter you fucking redneck.
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Okay, I am 24 and I work fulltime. Any more guesses?


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yes, i'm sure that works when trying to attract a 12 yr old. if you're really 24, then it makes for an even sadder story. it's ok though, you have plenty of time to turn your life around before you hit hell. until then, shut your facial vagina & stop being so bitter. we've had this discussion plenty of times but you don't seem to get it.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-12 16:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-07-12 16:39:49 (#)
Ranking: -2

so you're an old man who sits at home ALL day trying to solicit young children by posting shit about tom cruise & southpark. damn dude, that's low. i hope you get caught some day fucking your granddaughter you fucking redneck.
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Okay, I am 24 and I work fulltime. Any more guesses?

Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-12 16:47:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-12 15:15:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:56:40 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:43:54 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:42:09 (#)
Ranking: -2

Original.
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whos alter are you and what did I do to piss you off?


No one's and I'm not pissed. I just thought this was unoriginal and weak.
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pay no attention to this cocksucker - I haven't figured out who's alter this is yet, but they'll slip up, they always do.



haha detective jonny on the case. I'll give you a hint, it's WHOSE alter, dipshit.

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-07-12 16:44:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

btw, deez arrr tow -2's 'dat dizerv +2's fo yer colletian.





i wrote it in your language. hopefully you understand it.

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-07-12 16:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

so you're an old man who sits at home ALL day trying to solicit young children by posting shit about tom cruise & southpark. damn dude, that's low. i hope you get caught some day fucking your granddaughter you fucking redneck.

Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-07-12 16:34:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Yes, this is a bit outdated, but I respect South Park for their commentary on almost every issues they discuss.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-12 15:50:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Anti Tom Cruise +2
South Park -1

...ummmmmmmmmmmmm

BOBLOLA +1 WOOOOO

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-12 15:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Tom Cruise hate=Auto +2

Just look at Oprah in that picture. She looks very tense, nervous, and uncomfortable. She's gripping the arm of the couch and looks as if she's thinking "holy shit, someone please get this nutball away from me."


Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-12 15:44:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm a vegantarian - that means I only eat vegans.
Tasty, but boy do I get gas afterwards!

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-12 15:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Shut the fuck up yourself wiggles, you fat fuck.

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-07-12 15:30:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

shut the fuck up, faggot

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-12 15:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:56:40 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:43:54 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:42:09 (#)
Ranking: -2

Original.
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whos alter are you and what did I do to piss you off?


No one's and I'm not pissed. I just thought this was unoriginal and weak.
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pay no attention to this cocksucker - I haven't figured out who's alter this is yet, but they'll slip up, they always do.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-12 15:10:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What the hell...

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-12 14:28:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-12 14:20:23 (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 just because I know and do not want to that Katie Holmes' or whatever her name is parents are boycotting the wedding.
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I wonder when the dream of being with tom cruise will wear off?

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-12 14:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by guiness (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:59:13 (#)
Ranking: 2

I wouldn't be ripping you off if I did a post about Scientology too would I? It was gonna be satire, not really comedy..
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Post whatever you want, if it rips on tom cruise and scientology you will have a +2 from me...

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-12 14:20:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 just because I know and do not want to that Katie Holmes' or whatever her name is parents are boycotting the wedding.

Submitted by guiness (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I wouldn't be ripping you off if I did a post about Scientology too would I? It was gonna be satire, not really comedy..

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:48:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

oh no i LOVE redheads. she's just a wreck in the face. neck down's still got it goin on as proven by cold mountain.
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To each their own, personally, I would crawl on my hands and knees through a mile of broken glass just to suck the dick of the last guy who fucked her...

Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:56:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:43:54 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:42:09 (#)
Ranking: -2

Original.
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whos alter are you and what did I do to piss you off?


No one's and I'm not pissed. I just thought this was unoriginal and weak.

And, of course, old.
I rated accordingly. Your disclaimer would seem to indicate you expected some to rate it poorly for that reason alone.


Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:48:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh no i LOVE redheads. she's just a wreck in the face. neck down's still got it goin on as proven by cold mountain.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:43:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:42:09 (#)
Ranking: -2

Original.
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whos alter are you and what did I do to piss you off?

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:43:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

without South Park we wouldnt have had this post:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/67740

Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:42:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Original.

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:37:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:36:23 (#)
Ranking: 2

they make me love colorado more. i shoulda gone to cu boulder.

ps. katie holmes is ugly and nicole kidman looks like a trainwreck without makeup. kinda like pam anderson's boobs.
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I think that Nicole Kidman is fucking beautiful. But I like Gingers so...

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:31:55 (#)
Ranking: -2

This is something that I have wanted to write for a while but I just haven't got around to it. If the post being slightly out of date is a major point for you don't bother reading it and just give me my -2 and be on your way.
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Good point KindaGay, I will run off and post 9 other times today so I can be super cool just like you...

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

they make me love colorado more. i shoulda gone to cu boulder.

ps. katie holmes is ugly and nicole kidman looks like a trainwreck without makeup. kinda like pam anderson's boobs.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:32:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm so torn because I hate Cruise and I hate Parker/Stone

Well +2 because you got a nice ass

Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is something that I have wanted to write for a while but I just haven't got around to it. If the post being slightly out of date is a major point for you don't bother reading it and just give me my -2 and be on your way.


Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:21:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:13:43 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment
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I believe Eric Cartmen put it as eloquently as possible:

"You're a fucking faggot dude."

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:20:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:17:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome!

This one goes in the best ever!
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Thanks

*blushes*

Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:18:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And by review, I mean post....

Everything you ever wanted to know about KindaNews
User id: 26573
Registered on or around: 2006-04-23 01:08:06
# Messages posted: 17
# Reviews written: 118
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 204
# Hits: 4650
Average rating of all messages: -1.24


Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:13:43 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment
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I'm glad this guy wasted my time with his review...Thanks 26573....Thanks.

This review is awesome...and Tom Cruise is a little b*tch.

Southpark rocks, the movie is insane, and funniest part about the movie is that it is a musical...

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:17:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome!

This one goes in the best ever!

Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:13:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:11:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"NO KITTY THAT'S A BAD KITTY"

Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:09:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

strangers in the niggggght

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:07:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Tom Cruise needs to respect mah authoritah!"

His pontificating and his condescension have become insufferable.

Fuck that guy. Seriously.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:04:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

auto +2 for the title ALONE.


Marge, this ticket doesn't just give me a seat. It also gives me the
right -- no, the duty -- to make a complete ass of myself.

-- Homer Simpson
Dancin' Homer