Take the Geek Test. (1574 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 0.69 on 48 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <naysayer09.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-06-17 22:59:39 EDT
Hit the link below and take the test to find out exactly how big of a geek you are.
I'm exactly 19.72387% - Geek.
http://www.innergeek.us/geek.html
Some of the questions are hilarious.
User Reviews
Submitted by TheMan (user info) at 2003-07-01 19:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beer Bong is my new idol.
Working at Hooter's would be cool for a while.
I'd pay a dollar to see you in those shorts.
Submitted by Pacifist248 (user info) at 2003-07-01 00:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
28.59961% - Total Geek
That was funtastic.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-07-01 00:03:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just had a thought. If I work at Hooters (I do now, I'm a cook. Against their wishes I wear the little tiny shorts), does that cancel out my geekosity? How can you be a geek and work at hooters?
Submitted by Yes at 2003-06-30 23:59:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
65.48323% - Geek God
ouch
Submitted by revoltijo (user info) at 2003-06-30 23:40:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
24.8% Geek. That's awesome!
Submitted by dolphgr13 (user info) at 2003-06-30 23:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
holy shit that's long! 3% geek not too bad...
Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2003-06-30 22:06:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
2.36686% - Poser. Coolest one here by a county mile, but taking that test ought to jack me up a few percent by all rights.
Submitted by nemo (user info) at 2003-06-30 21:56:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was entertaining.
26.62722% - Total Geek
Dammit. My geekiness astounds me.
Submitted by TheMan (user info) at 2003-06-30 21:27:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No loki,
Chess is not geeky. I will beat anyone in the universe in a game of chess, no lie.
Submitted by bellauk (user info) at 2003-06-30 11:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
phew not too bad
13.41223% - Geekish Tendencies
Submitted by Raimee <pirynne_18.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-06-30 11:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I am not a geek,thank freaking god.
I got poser...7.6 something.
:):):):):)
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-06-30 11:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Chess is not geeky, ok maybe it is, but you can't convince me that everyone doesn't know that http is hyper text transfer protocol and more than 10 chemical symbols.
Does a game on craps strategy count as a gaming book?
22.48521% - Geek
is that bad?
woo hooo I'm less of a geek than Yidele.
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-06-30 10:55:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
18.54043% - Geek
Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2003-06-30 10:20:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i did not cheat LOL. i'm one of those people who really digs geek stuff--star trek, certain video games, and computer stuff in general....i really am a super geek LOL
...now where did i put that pocket protector...
Submitted by wingswest26 (user info) at 2003-06-18 18:15:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
8.28402% - Poser
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2003-06-18 14:10:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*SIGH*
31.55819% - Total Geek
My childhood anti-social nature and having only "smart" friends then doomed my score.
-Turtle
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-06-18 12:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shit was too long.. coudln't do it..
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2003-06-18 11:42:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think audjgirl cheated. There's no way she's more of a geek than I am.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-06-18 11:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
32.34714% - Total Geek
Submitted by txyankee (user info) at 2003-06-18 11:39:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
17.55424%, but most of that was before high schoool
-Alan
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-06-18 10:22:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Wow, there are some serious geeks here.
I hope everyone checked the "browse the Geek webring" box.
I'm a poser: 8.48126%
Oh well, I just can deny my coolness.
Submitted by Hazmat (user info) at 2003-06-18 10:20:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Esperanto is NOT a made up language...
Damn. That sounds just a bit nerdy.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-06-18 10:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I already know I'm a geek. I come to Uber, and I like it.
I'll go do it anyway.... la la laaaaaaa
Submitted by Bertine (user info) at 2003-06-18 09:50:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would just like to point out that wearing day of the week underwear DOES NOT MAKE YOU A GEEK
42.60355% - Major Geek
i also think i need a life.
Submitted by Goldneyes (user info) at 2003-06-18 09:17:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
8.6785%- Poser
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-06-18 09:11:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Uber is the Geek Test. If you stick around here long enough you are definitely a Geek.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-06-18 09:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
27.41617% - Total Geek
i'm gonna go kill myself now
Submitted by yarbles (user info) at 2003-06-18 09:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
37% ;o)
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-06-18 08:46:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey, Tina and I scored the same.
Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2003-06-18 07:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
46.9428% - Super Geek wow...who would've thought that being well versed in Star Trek would get you into geekdom like this? eh, well, i'm proud. +2 because I have managed to waste another couple of minutes at work! hooray!
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2003-06-18 04:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
37.27811% - Major Geek
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-06-18 04:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
9.66469% - Geekish Tendencies
Not as bad as I thought.
Submitted by KaRLiSaDruNk (user info) at 2003-06-18 03:07:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your brain is comprised of a douche....
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-06-18 03:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What does it mean if you lost interest after the first six questions?
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-06-18 02:50:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
13.01775%----not as bad as I thought, whew!
Now if there had been more mechanical or Star Wars related questions, then I'd have rated much more of a geek. Proud to say that when it came to the computer related stuff, I had no bloody idea what they were talking about.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-06-18 02:15:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
15.38462% - Geek
I got fucked big time because I am an avid trivial pursuit/jeopardy/chess/scrabble player. And I talk mad shit about being able to beat others at all four of those games.
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2003-06-18 01:50:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
12.2288% - Geekish Tendencies
Submitted by hidden101 at 2003-06-18 01:10:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
5.12821% I'm a poser!
Submitted by jesucrust at 2003-06-18 00:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
24% oh yea, i do believe i'm the second geekiest person yet.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-06-18 00:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
25.44379% - Total Geek
goddamnit....
Submitted by crisko (user info) at 2003-06-18 00:28:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
2.95858%
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-06-18 00:19:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
12.82051% - Geekish Tendencies
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-06-18 00:07:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
9.27022%
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2003-06-18 00:07:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
31.95266% - Total Geek
Submitted by bleuDayblue (user info) at 2003-06-17 23:57:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
long but quite entertaining :)
12.03156% - Geekish Tendencies
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2003-06-17 23:50:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
pretty fun though
12.42604% - Geekish Tendencies
Hell yeah, i thought knowing the physics shit would fuck me up.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-06-17 23:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
9.46746% - Geekish Tendencies
Submitted by HeavensWalls (user info) at 2003-06-17 23:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus Christ that's long...