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The Tale Of Shlongy (As Told By LSD) (846 hits)

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Rating: 0.5 on 32 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by LSD (View user info) at 2006-07-12 19:41:18 EDT


i tuk gr8 cake (oops i mene Care) in mAKIGN dis picshur so pleze bee nise.













































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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-07-13 08:58:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I thought we already had a Habeeb on this site. He sucks just as much as you.

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-07-13 07:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You saved yourself from a negative because the way spiderman was drawn made me laugh, but fuck you for screwing with my colour perception after squinting at that fucking hideous, garish post.

Oh and you have to be a lot funnier to get away with this

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-13 06:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey! Have you been in my fucking stash AGAIN?!

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-13 00:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRDDD!

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-12 23:38:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Send me a telegram on nation states to let me know its you.

Submitted by HHH (user info) at 2006-07-12 23:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-12 22:52:24 (#)
Ranking: 2

It sounds like LSD. It looks like LSD. But is it LSD?

---

Indeed it is sir. I can't rate or post on my old account, so I gotta use this one. Ask me anything about one of my posts. But keep in mind I may not remember some of my shittier bosh stories.

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-07-12 23:00:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-12 22:59:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Damn boy, lay off the acid for awhile.







Stick with the mushrooms, far more mellow.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-12 22:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-12 22:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It sounds like LSD. It looks like LSD. But is it LSD?

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2006-07-12 22:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't tell if I'm really this stoned or if this was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.

Submitted by HHH (user info) at 2006-07-12 22:45:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-12 21:42:33 (#)
Ranking: 2

LSD!!!! You got banned! How?

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I dunno, bart was being an elitist fascist nazi commie liberal pinko fag.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-07-12 21:52:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-12 21:42:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

LSD!!!! You got banned! How?

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-12 21:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck that, I tripped. (Pun intended) {Parenthesis not need} [Close comment, needed]

Submitted by HHH (user info) at 2006-07-12 20:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I know dude, I know. Enough of this shit. I didn't know he was a wrestler. Fuck wrestling.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-12 20:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Man, getting insulted by someone who gets a screen name after a wrestler.


If I wasn't laughing, I'd be hurt, assclown.

Submitted by HHH (user info) at 2006-07-12 20:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Dude, I am LSD, I got banned.

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-12 20:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You are a fucked up little man.

More fucked up than teh LSD

Submitted by HHH (user info) at 2006-07-12 20:27:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Unabonger, you're a fucking pussy. I bet you've never even seen a bong. If even shlongy avoided giving me a -2 on this, what the fuck kind of asshole are you?

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-07-12 20:24:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-07-12 19:44:25 (#)
Ranking: -2

I want to stab you in the goddamn face for this obscenity.


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-12 20:23:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm not sure what the fuck was going on here, but if I could read "Retard", I'd probably be laughing so here's a +2 for the effort.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-12 20:19:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Habeeb you're not. . .


Submitted by HHH (user info) at 2006-07-12 19:58:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-12 19:56:19 (#)
Ranking: -2

I am a whitey, so I have no say in anything.

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Well said, my friend.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-12 19:56:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wait a second...

Cockfag "wasn't talking to me"?

God damn, son I hope to fuck you weren't talking to me, because if you were, you'd have very serious issues.


You don't like the fact I think this post sucks ass?
Too fucking bad, asshound.

And while the "at least i can see my penis" joke is still rather old and has never yet been funny, I do have to give you credit for having the brain power to actually know what a penis is.

Submitted by HHH (user info) at 2006-07-12 19:51:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

by the way I was talking to jgreening

Submitted by HHH (user info) at 2006-07-12 19:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Shut the fuck up fatty nobody's talking to you. Maybe once your disgusting disease of obesity vanishes without a living trace, you can be allowed some sort of half-assed opionary rights, but until such point, I win, you lose - BECAUSE - I can still see my penis.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-12 19:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm in two minds on this.

Actually no, I think it's very good. Just don't do it ever again though it'll just be taking it too far.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-12 19:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Good lord, you've gone and masturbated yourself retarded.

Submitted by HHH (user info) at 2006-07-12 19:45:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WEll boize yu kant alwaiz get wut u wantte.

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-07-12 19:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I want to stab you in the goddamn face for this obscenity.


Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2006-07-12 19:44:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I want whatever you are on


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