The 2006 Uberwomenz Beauty Competition (NSFW) (11246 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.15 on 429 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by (V)eTHoD (View user info) at 2006-07-12 20:04:59 EDT
Previous Years:
2004 - http://www.ubersite.com/m/44211
2005 - http://www.ubersite.com/m/76158
User Reviews
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-08-24 04:30:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MENZ DIVISION http://www.ubersite.com/m/87204
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-08-24 04:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i like Wiki and Julie
and this post
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-10 08:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I did, based on having the best womenz symmetry post.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-10 07:55:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
who won?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-26 14:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best Buy at Union Square
4th, Broadway, between 17th and 14th Streets, Manhattan, NYC
I'm coming to find you
You will never know when I will strike
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-07-20 21:43:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jeebus christ no votes fer me? that's lame. i'm leaving electro then, he gets me NO wang nor tang.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-18 15:11:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So, I took a sabatical for 5 or 6 days and do not feel like going back thru all this shit. Is it pretty much a definitive yes, that those are indeed monkeyingaround's tits or are we still in suspense mode until we find out that those are indeed monkeyingaround's tits?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-18 14:51:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cOULDn't you have at least put 'regular' pics of Forensic girl in this post??
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-18 10:39:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey i use shampoo... i just also use four car windows as my blow drier.
where's round 2 already?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-07-17 17:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2006-07-17 17:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I vote Merlina.
..and I love you, Method. As always.
<3
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-07-17 14:27:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Choosing from this list...
1. Katy
(Just from sheer rawness. She's blemished, simple, no shred of makeup (or shampoo?), and I gotta say I like it.)
2. Badassjulie
3. Wiki
Method, if part 2 has a "bunch of hot girls", then part 2 is a bunch of alters.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-17 06:52:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-15 18:56:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-07-14 23:32:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:45:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-07-13 07:17:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
in terms of beauty, eitehr the black and white one on top, or the rather young one
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Says the overweight, ginger haired monstrosity who writes like an autistic person with a head injury and has to pay females to fuck him because he couldn't get his (2 inch-er judging by his weight) dick wet any other way.
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Says the underweight, platinum-blonde sack of bones who converses like a 16 year old with a prom date who stood her up and has to attach herself to random miscellaneous and faceless internet people because she can't get (judging by her maturity) anyone her own age to talk to her without spitting in her general direction.
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says the tall guy. Ha.
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Says the... Uh... Er... Um... The...
Wait, hold on...
I'll think of something...
OH! I KNOW!
Says the guy with a rhyming name!
Man, that sucked.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-07-15 21:02:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*Vomits*
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-15 18:56:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-07-14 23:32:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:45:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-07-13 07:17:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
in terms of beauty, eitehr the black and white one on top, or the rather young one
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Says the overweight, ginger haired monstrosity who writes like an autistic person with a head injury and has to pay females to fuck him because he couldn't get his (2 inch-er judging by his weight) dick wet any other way.
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Says the underweight, platinum-blonde sack of bones who converses like a 16 year old with a prom date who stood her up and has to attach herself to random miscellaneous and faceless internet people because she can't get (judging by her maturity) anyone her own age to talk to her without spitting in her general direction.
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says the tall guy. Ha.
Submitted by soccer (user info) at 2006-07-15 18:27:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Wiki
2. BadAssJulie
3. The toddler
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-07-15 10:43:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:26:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked that Ainkara chick too, whatever happened to her?
_______________________
Ainkara's in the states for the summer. She'll be in the Boston area, I believe,
the end of August.
I need to make a spectacular return. I miss you guys.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-07-14 23:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:45:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-07-13 07:17:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
in terms of beauty, eitehr the black and white one on top, or the rather young one
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Says the overweight, ginger haired monstrosity who writes like an autistic person with a head injury and has to pay females to fuck him because he couldn't get his (2 inch-er judging by his weight) dick wet any other way.
***
Says the underweight, platinum-blonde sack of bones who converses like a 16 year old with a prom date who stood her up and has to attach herself to random miscellaneous and faceless internet people because she can't get (judging by her maturity) anyone her own age to talk to her without spitting in her general direction.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-14 18:16:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-14 04:00:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-13 14:12:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, everyone knows that Merlina is an aging IRISH swamp hag, tzatziki-breath.
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I'm sorry - tzatziki breath? are you saying I'm Greek now?
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I was talking to Method, love...he called you English, I was merely defending your honour...
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:45:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-07-14 10:46:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
BAMF's daughter is just the cutest.
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I'll go with Pentameter is just the cutest.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-11-10 22:24:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
It's the azn nigga fuck the rest
Dallas to New York jigga, we the best
Vietnam to Japan to Mongolia
Philippines to Taiwan to Cambodia
Korea, ah ah, hometown China
who you got, huh?
you got shit nigga, feel the size
it's the A-Z-N better recognize
got rice, bitch? got rice?
got food, got soup, got spice?
got brains like us? got skills like us?
got cars? got clothes? got girls like us?
wassup we the shit and we kill ya'll fools
we got money in the bank from our family jewels
can we help it if we raid and corrupt the schools?
it don't matter fuck the law shit we break the rules
we jack cars, pop games, yo we got the tools
flip it up, break it down then we shoot some pool,
you fuck with me, you fuck with all bitch, don't think it's cool
one on one fuck that it's three on one no duels
got rice bitch? got rice?
anything you can show that is nice?
got cash,got moves, got thoughts like us?
Fuck no, Hell you white you'll never be like us
Take off your shoes when you enter please
or Crawl around on the floor with your fucking knees
don't mind the smell you'll get used to it
moth balls, fried squid, and that buddha shit
what the hell is that you think i don't see
no forks in the house chops sticks only
have a taste don't be scared try the lemon tea
you don't want thats alright try the fuck on me
Got rice bitch, got rice?
Got luck anytime you roll the dice?
your luck is bad unless you run and hide,
coz we're thugs for life baby, Asian Pride...
It's the azn nigga fuck the rest
Dallas to New York jigga, we the best
Vietnam to Japan to Mongolia
Philippines to Taiwan to Cambodia
Korea, ah ah, hometown China
who you got, huh?
you got shit nigga, feel the size
it's the A-Z-N better recognize
got rice, bitch? got rice?
got food, got soup, got spice?
got brains like us? got skills like us?
got cars? got clothes? got girls like us?
wassup we the shit and we kill ya'll fools
we got money in the bank from our family jewels
can we help it if we raid and corrupt the schools?
it don't matter fuck the law shit we break the rules
we jack cars, pop games, yo we got the tools
flip it up, break it down then we shoot some pool,
you fuck with me, you fuck with all bitch, don't think it's cool
one on one fuck that it's three on one no duels
got rice bitch? got rice?
anything you can show that is nice?
got cash,got moves, got thoughts like us?
Fuck no, Hell you white you'll never be like us
Take off your shoes when you enter please
or Crawl around on the floor with your fucking knees
don't mind the smell you'll get used to it
moth balls, fried squid, and that buddha shit
what the hell is that you think i don't see
no forks in the house chops sticks only
have a taste don't be scared try the lemon tea
you don't want thats alright try the fuck on me
Got rice bitch, got rice?
Got luck anytime you roll the dice?
your luck is bad unless you run and hide,
coz we're thugs for life baby, Asian Pride...
It's the azn nigga fuck the rest
Dallas to New York jigga, we the best
Vietnam to Japan to Mongolia
Philippines to Taiwan to Cambodia
Korea, ah ah, hometown China
who you got, huh?
you got shit nigga, feel the size
it's the A-Z-N better recognize
got rice, bitch? got rice?
got food, got soup, got spice?
got brains like us? got skills like us?
got cars? got clothes? got girls like us?
wassup we the shit and we kill ya'll fools
we got money in the bank from our family jewels
can we help it if we raid and corrupt the schools?
it don't matter fuck the law shit we break the rules
we jack cars, pop games, yo we got the tools
flip it up, break it down then we shoot some pool,
you fuck with me, you fuck with all bitch, don't think it's cool
one on one fuck that it's three on one no duels
got rice bitch? got rice?
anything you can show that is nice?
got cash,got moves, got thoughts like us?
Fuck no, Hell you white you'll never be like us
Take off your shoes when you enter please
or Crawl around on the floor with your fucking knees
don't mind the smell you'll get used to it
moth balls, fried squid, and that buddha shit
what the hell is that you think i don't see
no forks in the house chops sticks only
have a taste don't be scared try the lemon tea
you don't want thats alright try the fuck on me
Got rice bitch, got rice?
Got luck anytime you roll the dice?
your luck is bad unless you run and hide,
coz we're thugs for life baby, Asian Pride...
It's the azn nigga fuck the rest
Dallas to New York jigga, we the best
Vietnam to Japan to Mongolia
Philippines to Taiwan to Cambodia
Korea, ah ah, hometown China
who you got, huh?
you got shit nigga, feel the size
it's the A-Z-N better recognize
got rice, bitch? got rice?
got food, got soup, got spice?
got brains like us? got skills like us?
got cars? got clothes? got girls like us?
wassup we the shit and we kill ya'll fools
we got money in the bank from our family jewels
can we help it if we raid and corrupt the schools?
it don't matter fuck the law shit we break the rules
we jack cars, pop games, yo we got the tools
flip it up, break it down then we shoot some pool,
you fuck with me, you fuck with all bitch, don't think it's cool
one on one fuck that it's three on one no duels
got rice bitch? got rice?
anything you can show that is nice?
got cash,got moves, got thoughts like us?
Fuck no, Hell you white you'll never be like us
Take off your shoes when you enter please
or Crawl around on the floor with your fucking knees
don't mind the smell you'll get used to it
moth balls, fried squid, and that buddha shit
what the hell is that you think i don't see
no forks in the house chops sticks only
have a taste don't be scared try the lemon tea
you don't want thats alright try the fuck on me
Got rice bitch, got rice?
Got luck anytime you roll the dice?
your luck is bad unless you run and hide,
coz we're thugs for life baby, Asian Pride...
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-07-14 10:46:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BAMF's daughter is just the cutest.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-14 10:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that makes me sad right there
:(
:*(
:**********(
that's my sad long face.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-07-14 09:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
vote fer me!
i'm back from fucking sheep and blowing donkeys in greece.
sorry inion..no peener trolls. i looked everywhere. the only troll peeners i could find belonged to donkey herders. ewwww....
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-14 04:19:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-14 04:14:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
I seriously vote Merlina though.
She is quite a sexy broad.
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Ahh thats nice.. thank you.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-14 04:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I seriously vote Merlina though.
She is quite a sexy broad. Plus, she has an accent.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-14 04:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-13 14:12:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, everyone knows that Merlina is an aging IRISH swamp hag, tzatziki-breath.
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I'm sorry - tzatziki breath? are you saying I'm Greek now?
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-07-13 23:58:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My vote goes to BadAssJulie.
The only good looking one on the list this year.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-07-13 23:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wasn't TigerLilly supposed to do a menz competition?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-07-13 21:58:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
400 Baby!!!
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-07-13 21:25:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If they were my baps I'd want my money back, or at least a strap on tray for beverages.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-07-13 21:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-13 04:15:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
You know, I have/had pictures from a few different uber womenz here and there and I kept my word. You don't. Are they stupid for giving them to you? Probably. But they're less stupid for giving them to me.
I read this as "If they want to party, they should call Method. I'll just grab a guitar and we'll sit around singing Kumbaya."
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-13 20:53:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-13 17:13:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm bored, I'm hungry, and I still don't how I ended up in this contest.
I don't know if I should have sushi, a salad, or just one of those jamba juice smoothie things.
I'll solve your dilemma.
Have a smooth mouthful of my dick and make sure you slurp up all my jamba juice.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-07-13 20:41:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I vote for that "Still wanna talk shit???" guy.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-13 18:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Those nekkid pics of Monkey are funny, like she was whacked out on roofies or something
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-07-13 18:41:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel so special that you included me.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-13 18:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-07-13 17:24:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Writes like an autistic person with a head injury? Shandy could write you into a tin hat. You want to criticise his appearance, go for it, he's an ugly fucker, but you don't think he can write? As someone who is average at best, you should really wind your neck in.
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He's made no effort to prove it the last year or so.
I'm just trying to be argumentative here.
Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2006-07-13 18:16:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i vote for proofofpurchase.
really.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-13 17:25:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-07-13 04:31:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
http://img107.exs.cx/img107/1017/KatesHayground.jpg
http://kateshoof.ytmnd.com/
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v65/togepi35/katefoot.jpg
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-07-13 04:26:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-13 03:56:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know PFF, I think I'm going to have to go with Phoenix, but I have a damn good reason why.
She looks like this chick: http://promo.katesplayground.com/125v/index.php?ccbill=666925
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AHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That's kate's hayground, AKA Kate the Hoof
Ever wonder why you never see her barefoot? Her right foot has just 2 toes, and they are fucking hideous, I think she must have crawled out of chernobyl, let me find some photographic evidence for you
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And still about a million times hotter than a unibrowed, zit-faced abortion could ever hope to get.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-13 17:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
damn
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-07-13 17:24:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-13 04:15:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
You know, I have/had pictures from a few different uber womenz here and there and I kept my word. You don't. Are they stupid for giving them to you? Probably. But they're less stupid for giving them to me.
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Those uber ladies should probably be made aware that I have access to his hard drive and am untrustworthy to the point of vindictiveness.
Enjoy your day.
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:45:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-07-13 07:17:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
in terms of beauty, eitehr the black and white one on top, or the rather young one
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Says the overweight, ginger haired monstrosity who writes like an autistic person with a head injury and has to pay females to fuck him because he couldn't get his (2 inch-er judging by his weight) dick wet any other way.
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Writes like an autistic person with a head injury? Shandy could write you into a tin hat. You want to criticise his appearance, go for it, he's an ugly fucker, but you don't think he can write? As someone who is average at best, you should really wind your neck in.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-13 17:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-13 04:15:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
The -2 is because Photoshop reveals those pictures aren't of Forensic Girl naked.
Trust me, I looked.
You lied.
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Pervert
Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-07-13 17:21:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What happened to Michael Jackson? She was hot..
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-13 17:13:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm bored, I'm hungry, and I still don't how I ended up in this contest.
I don't know if I should have sushi, a salad, or just one of those jamba juice smoothie things.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-13 17:10:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do I even want to know what the pic is??
CAUSE I CAN'T FRIGGIN SEE IT!
I saw my name in the comments.....
Should I be worried???
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-13 17:08:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-13 14:34:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-13 14:27:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-13 14:12:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, everyone knows that Merlina is an aging IRISH swamp hag, tzatziki-breath.
I cant decide between Katy & Julie - they'll both kill me if I pick the other - oh noes what to do?
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Go ahead and pick Katy. Come on Jon Jon, I'd never get mad over something like this.
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besides wouldn't you be hoping we'd "kill" eachother?
i personally picked julie.
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no, I wouldnt want my imaginary intar-web friends hurting each other - it's against the Jeffrey Wellman Code Of Ethics!
(but I am quite find of the both of you - although I haven't got to cyberstalk Katy like I do Julie....)
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-13 17:05:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
= )
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-13 17:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
method, please don't tell me my picture for the directory was one of those several phuzzy sent you.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-13 17:00:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're in version 2, Karen, which should be up on Monday
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-07-13 16:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I vote for BadAssJulie
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-07-13 16:31:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:54:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
Does this contest remind anyone else of that old joke about winning the gold at the special olympics?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-13 16:05:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha awesome, Phoenix showed up
WE'RE NOT WORTHY
WE'RE NOT WORTHY
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2006-07-13 15:56:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my God I haven't been forgotten!! .:sniff:.
Now...Where the F is my beautiful Kristen?? I miss her so!!
Phoenix :)
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2006-07-13 15:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck it, I'm not reading all those damn reviews. When the mystery is solved, someone please AIM me the link to the answer.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2006-07-13 14:59:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pentameter.
George, she's hot as shit and you know it.
She wins again, I don't care how the voting comes out.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-13 14:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oops.
Check under your bed, forensicslice.
THOSE pants.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-13 14:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy
What pants?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-13 14:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ainkara.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-13 14:39:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey...Uber broads...tell me.
Do these pants make my dick look huge?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-13 14:34:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-13 14:27:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-13 14:12:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, everyone knows that Merlina is an aging IRISH swamp hag, tzatziki-breath.
I cant decide between Katy & Julie - they'll both kill me if I pick the other - oh noes what to do?
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Go ahead and pick Katy. Come on Jon Jon, I'd never get mad over something like this.
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besides wouldn't you be hoping we'd "kill" eachother?
i personally picked julie.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-07-13 14:28:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
268 heat with no ceiling in sight.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-13 14:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-13 14:12:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, everyone knows that Merlina is an aging IRISH swamp hag, tzatziki-breath.
I cant decide between Katy & Julie - they'll both kill me if I pick the other - oh noes what to do?
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Go ahead and pick Katy. Come on Jon Jon, I'd never get mad over something like this.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-13 14:27:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I'm asking. If I'm a tubby fuck, then so be it. I'd just like to know one way or another.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-13 14:24:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ok then whatever
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-13 14:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Forensic, Here is a pic of me without a shirt. I'm warning you not to scroll all the way to the bottom unless you want to see me pissing. You tell me, do I look fat in that picture?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88060 NSFW
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-07-13 14:18:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-13 14:01:34 (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:57:57 (#)
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I just hope no fat sausage-roll-covered men send Tiger naked pictures for the ubermenz contest.
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but the hot ones need to have a torso pic including the V. wait... are there hot ones?
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I'm sure there are some hot ones. There have to be. Law of averages, or something.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-13 14:15:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-13 14:09:55 (#)
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Skeletor, I'm sorry but not really. I'm 5'11-6'ish and weigh in at 180. I do have a nice shed over my tool though.
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That's what it looked like in your cellphone camera homemade porno.
Shed over the tool.....is that like the male version of a FUPA?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-13 14:12:50 EDT (#)
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Dude, everyone knows that Merlina is an aging IRISH swamp hag, tzatziki-breath.
I cant decide between Katy & Julie - they'll both kill me if I pick the other - oh noes what to do?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-13 14:09:55 EDT (#)
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Skeletor, I'm sorry but not really. I'm 5'11-6'ish and weigh in at 180. I do have a nice shed over my tool though.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-13 14:09:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:57:57 (#)
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I just hope no fat sausage-roll-covered men send Tiger naked pictures for the ubermenz contest. ------------------------------
Shit.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-13 14:06:53 EDT (#)
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I must say baby mofo is so adorable and I don't even like children.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-13 14:05:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:58:06 (#)
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I'm trying to cast my vote: ****ahem, ahem is this thing on? check? check, one check one two! Oh, it's on, okay. CAN ALL CONTESTANTS FACE FORWARD AND SMILE LIKE A DONUT?****
That's better:
In no particular order. Merlina cuz I fucked a cougar that was 36 two weeks ago, Badassjulie cuz I'm pretty sure she could fit four cocks, sideways at that, in her mouth, and Inion because she looks like she'd give the best hummer, if I cut a mouth hole out of the bag.
Yah, the redness on the face...it's definitely monkeying. Stupid whore.
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don't you have a great big gut?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-13 14:01:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:57:57 (#)
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I just hope no fat sausage-roll-covered men send Tiger naked pictures for the ubermenz contest.
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but the hot ones need to have a torso pic including the V. wait... are there hot ones?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm trying to cast my vote: ****ahem, ahem is this thing on? check? check, one check one two! Oh, it's on, okay. CAN ALL CONTESTANTS FACE FORWARD AND SMILE LIKE A DONUT?****
That's better:
In no particular order. Merlina cuz I fucked a cougar that was 36 two weeks ago, Badassjulie cuz I'm pretty sure she could fit four cocks, sideways at that, in her mouth, and Inion because she looks like she'd give the best hummer, if I cut a mouth hole out of the bag.
Yah, the redness on the face...it's definitely monkeying. Stupid whore.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:57:57 EDT (#)
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I just hope no fat sausage-roll-covered men send Tiger naked pictures for the ubermenz contest.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:55:32 EDT (#)
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guess i'm the bronze.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:54:31 EDT (#)
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Does this contest remind anyone else of that old joke about winning the gold at the special olympics?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:53:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:41:07 (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:39:19 (#)
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Damn that monkey girl is fucking beastly. It's totally her.
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Harsh.
This post has brought out the evil in the Ubernauts.
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yes... but what did you expect? of course i picked such wonderful pictures to post, but the reviews made me laugh my ass off. hence the i heart caul. but she's obviously retarded or a total attentionwhore if she's going to give naked pics to METHOD and not expect them posted, reviewed, and torn to pieces.
plus she didn't get a very good boob job so maybe this will enlighten her and she'll get them redone the right way. definitely didn't go with those nice tear drop shaped ones or subpectoral muscle which would've made it less obvious as they do look just lumped on top of her actual breast tissue right under the skin instead of under what she already had.
what you expected mercy? for shame!!
i <3 red. such a kind merry soul.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:49:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:44:35 (#)
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Hey! I'm not a persona. I'm a real boy - with feelings and everything. Unlike that Danger_Ranger character
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Actually I was talking to Katy. It's strange that we said about the same thing at the same time.
But it's ok, I still heart you too. (See how free I am with the the hearting... it's part of my internet persona.)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:47:42 EDT (#)
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Coley's eyes - but Merlina has a certain look to her that makes me want to ask questions.
Like 'how much can you swallow?'
sorry...
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:47:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:41:07 (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:39:19 (#)
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Damn that monkey girl is fucking beastly. It's totally her.
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Harsh.
This post has brought out the evil in the Ubernauts.
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Sorry. I tend to say/type the first thing that pops into my head before I realize what I'm saying.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:47:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can you imagine the amount of female Uber asskissing that would be going on around here if any of these chicks were really hot?
The male population of Uber is one desperate lot!
That's part of the charm of Ubersite.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:45:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-07-13 07:17:56 (#)
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in terms of beauty, eitehr the black and white one on top, or the rather young one
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Says the overweight, ginger haired monstrosity who writes like an autistic person with a head injury and has to pay females to fuck him because he couldn't get his (2 inch-er judging by his weight) dick wet any other way.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:44:35 EDT (#)
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Hey! I'm not a persona. I'm a real boy - with feelings and everything. Unlike that Danger_Ranger character
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:42:01 EDT (#)
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I suppose competition brings out the worst in all of us.
I still heart you, or whatever.
*shoots self for hearting an internet persona.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:39:19 (#)
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Damn that monkey girl is fucking beastly. It's totally her.
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Harsh.
This post has brought out the evil in the Ubernauts.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:39:19 EDT (#)
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Damn that monkey girl is fucking beastly. It's totally her.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:39:10 EDT (#)
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no i'm just a prick.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:37:26 EDT (#)
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George, turn on your aim. I am giving you until I finish my cup of tea.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:36:35 EDT (#)
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bwahahahaha.
Shit, I'll give you ten +2s if you want them that bad, Katy.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:35:11 EDT (#)
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yeah but i linked for comparison so NYEH.
butthead.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:32:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:23:28 (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:04:32 (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-12 22:08:34 (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/86729
i swear it's her boobs.
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I'm pretty sure I guessed her before you did.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:31:31 EDT (#)
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Whoever sent naked pictures to Method deserves misery. I mean come on now.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:23:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:04:32 (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-12 22:08:34 (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/86729
i swear it's her boobs.
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i reiterate.
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i rereiterate for badass. whom i also vote for.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:14:23 EDT (#)
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And why is Kristen trying to lick a balloon?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:13:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:12:14 (#)
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Who the hell is monkeyingaround?
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A moron.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:12:14 EDT (#)
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Who the hell is monkeyingaround?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:08:18 EDT (#)
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hey did anyone say the tits belong to MonkeyingAround yet?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-13 12:56:41 EDT (#)
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Oh, and the tits belong to Monkeyingaround.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-07-13 12:49:20 EDT (#)
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BadAssJulie by a country mile.
In fact I vote
1 BadAssJulie
2 BadAssJulie
3 BadAssJulie
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-07-13 12:45:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The guy who gets drunk and cruises Uber tells me to get a life? A ajority of my time here is spent wasting taxpayer money... yours is your free time where normal people would be having fun.
Take your own advice, pindick.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-07-13 12:38:24 EDT (#)
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i vote for filthy
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-07-13 12:38:20 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/90418
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-13 12:26:33 EDT (#)
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Hadley, I was goofing, get a fucking life and stop sucking the Hepatitis out of my dispenser.
ProfessionalPeon
Circe
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-13 12:26:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmm...
Inion_de_trua gets my official vote. Pale skin, freckles, black hair... yep, I would violate Katy for days.
Ghola gets a write in vote. TeH lil' Ninja is just freakin' adorable. (and I've seen tons of pictures)
Hilarity_Ensuses gets an Honarable Mention. She's pretty fucking hot.
MichelleNJ and BadassJulie are cute, too.
FilthyAssistant is cute, but she pisses me off too often...
((Method... expect an E-Mail))
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-07-13 12:18:29 EDT (#)
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My God you're dense, sickofsemen.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-13 12:14:10 EDT (#)
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Here's the deal. I've already guessed it so why don't you tell everyone that the name has been dropped. Then, you can tell me which one of my 31 guesses was correct.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-07-13 12:13:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-05-18 14:06:52 (#)
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So I was "smart, beautiful and sexy" in 2004 eh? But now you think otherwise Method? It's ok, I understand, you're just overcome with uncontrollable rage and jealousy because I'm happily married and you'll never be good enough for me and the nearest you'll get to my sweet love is with Calaincourts arsehole. Oh well, we're all winners.
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I think I may have just soiled myself.
-Dave
Submitted by little_miss_know_it_all (user info) at 2006-07-13 12:10:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm hurt, why did you forget about me?
The other night you professed your un-dying love.
But that was just so i'd let you put it in my no-no place, huh?
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-07-13 12:09:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Badassjulie for Uber Queen
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-13 12:07:21 EDT (#)
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Wait a minute, how did I end up in this contest?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-07-13 12:03:20 EDT (#)
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lovers' quarrel?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-13 12:01:19 EDT (#)
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bite me.
you said you had your ass covered, that's ass covered for nude photos. i already said a boob job under 18 is rare. only bad surgeons do that shit.
fuckhead.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-13 12:00:03 EDT (#)
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Method- mark down those votes for Shlongy...
How many do I need to be "Hall of Fame" material?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-13 11:48:44 EDT (#)
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Shut your face, katy, there's no way she's underaged
Who the hell gets a boob job under 18?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-13 11:47:34 EDT (#)
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you have two forms of id, at least one picture and one american government issued?
that's the law anyway.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-07-13 11:46:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-13 11:38:36 (#)
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Thanks dave.
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Anytime.
-Dave
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-13 11:44:53 EDT (#)
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As for posting pictures of this girl without her permission and/or her being underage, trust me, I have my ass covered on all ends. There's no way in hell I can get in trouble.
You people need to give me a little credit, jeeeeeez.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-13 11:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks dave.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-13 11:37:37 EDT (#)
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I vote badassjulie for this years winner. Id tap that.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-13 11:30:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:49:32 (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-13 08:36:57 (#)
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I vote for Shlongy.
Ummmmm, was that vote for the 2006 contest or for the Hall of Fame?
That distinction is important.
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Both!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-13 11:29:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Alright, alright...
I will grant that katy has probably seen more tit than any man on Uber ever has.
And the laws of gravity point is also a good one, young phuzzworth...
BUT, that is a pretty serious wire running under those and in the bottom pic, the Newton one, if you will, she seems to be giving them a bit of a hand.
Either way, we can all agree that they are bad, right? Right.
Good then.
And now, I have work to do. Unlike the rest of you lazy fuckers.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-13 11:28:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh yeah btw....
i <3 caul.
funny asshole.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-07-13 11:25:36 EDT (#)
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Circe, Filthy (despite the crappy pic), and, oh, I don't know, let's say BadAssJulie, for the sake of argument. Don't see what's so great about the Hall of Fame, but maybe it's the pics you chose.
Don't know the identity of Ms. "My plastic surgeon went to Mardi Gras and all he got me were these lousy boobs", but she needs to learn the difference between your and you're.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-07-13 11:21:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh and Boobs : Monkeying Around
-Dave
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-07-13 11:15:17 EDT (#)
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You are one fucked up guy, who has way too much time on their hands.
I envy you.
Votes.
Filthy, Merlina, Circe.
Hall of fame : ManicMother, even though she isn't in the contest.
-Dave
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-13 11:12:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-13 11:10:53 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-13 11:06:05 (#)
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Though that is the last set of tits I want to have a discussion about, why are you so sure they've had work done on them?
They're big, but she's big, it goes hand in hand.
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On a girl that size, there is no freakin way they'd stay that firm. Newton has laws against that shit.
Most girls that size have at least *some* resemblance to spaniels ears. Can't fuck with gravity.
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how bout take my word on it. i mean, i should know how fake looks by now right?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-13 11:10:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-13 11:06:05 (#)
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Though that is the last set of tits I want to have a discussion about, why are you so sure they've had work done on them?
They're big, but she's big, it goes hand in hand.
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On a girl that size, there is no freakin way they'd stay that firm. Newton has laws against that shit.
Most girls that size have at least *some* resemblance to spaniels ears. Can't fuck with gravity.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-13 11:10:32 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/59656
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-13 11:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm still saying ProofofPurchase. What do I win slap nuts?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-13 11:08:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should see Mrs. Shlongy's tremendous pair of bazookas.
Michaelangelo himself couldn't have done a better job on this pair.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-13 11:06:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Though that is the last set of tits I want to have a discussion about, why are you so sure they've had work done on them?
They're big, but she's big, it goes hand in hand.
AND, if I paid for my wife to have a new set of cans, I'd be pissed if that was the end result. A good surgeon should be able to make the set compliment the body they were a part of. These just look like barely contained udders.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-13 11:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:27:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-13 09:01:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
My opinion probably shouldn't mean much; a bottle of Crown and a wig and I'd fuck you, Method.
Just kidding. You have an ugly ass.
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which one of you is the wig for?
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Well, we can share it, but he HAS to shave that Black Forest on his ass first.
Ugh, talking about another man's ass just made my stomach turn. I feel so dirty now.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:56:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:47:48 (#)
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Method, that chick, and I use the word loosely, claims to be 18. You now have first hand proof of her intelligence level and issues with trusting internet strangers.
Based off of that I would say you may possibly have posted nude pics of a 15 or 16 year old here...
Just saying.
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no way in hell. looks way older than that, plus boob job younger than 18 is rare.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:49:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-13 08:36:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
I vote for Shlongy.
Ummmmm, was that vote for the 2006 contest or for the Hall of Fame?
That distinction is important.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:47:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Method, that chick, and I use the word loosely, claims to be 18. You now have first hand proof of her intelligence level and issues with trusting internet strangers.
Based off of that I would say you may possibly have posted nude pics of a 15 or 16 year old here...
Just saying.
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:39:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Call me stealth.
I have been on here for more than a year, and in that time I have posted some stuff good and bad, submitted a pic for the uber directory, rated some posts good and bad and get my picture used by an alter as part of their uberwomenz post and still no one notices me.
I feel like I could commit a murder and get away with it now.
Carry on....
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:29:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
what the hell do you mean slurp it out, katy?
USE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.
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i wanna make the slurping noise :( kinda like soup or through a straw.
DON'T DESTROY MY DREAMS!!!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:34:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1) badassjulie
2) Inion_de_trua
3) Merlina
Is it too late to join the uberdirectory? Not that I really exist.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's all good, inion. I was just curious. The dairy fairy has visited me twice in the last 5 years.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:29:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what the hell do you mean slurp it out, katy?
USE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Those hideous boobs belong to Monkeyingaround. The way the email is written, i.e. like a flaming retard. Is a dead giveaway.
AND she would be stupid enough to think Method would be her Uber pal.
I vote for ghola.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-13 09:01:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
My opinion probably shouldn't mean much; a bottle of Crown and a wig and I'd fuck you, Method.
Just kidding. You have an ugly ass.
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which one of you is the wig for?
my bad Manic.
:(
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked that Ainkara chick too, whatever happened to her?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:26:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How the hell did breast milk come up on this post?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:19:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah i watch my friend pump with awe and fear. (she's a hippy so nudity is frequent) it kinda weirds me out. but i was just wondering if there's a way to really slurp it out.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHHA.
I fucking knew it.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:16:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ETS has a girlfriend??!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:16:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hmmmm i guess either. they also have pumps so you can get like a whole bottle out at a time. they are like dyson vaccuums.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:10:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i still want some breastmilk.
can you slurp that stuff right outta the tit or do you hafta pour it into something else first?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:08:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I vote Wiki, Circe & Michelle
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i vote for Onion Tooth. cause she my bitch.
this post has me lolling all over the place.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:06:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and my vote's for badass. she's odd looking and it came out nicely.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-12 22:08:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86729
i swear it's her boobs.
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i reiterate.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy shit MickGinny, how old are the puppies now? I totally forgot, got sidetracked. If it's too old, and you've been abusing them, I DONT WANT IT!
Email me, ubermethod @ gmail.com
And the deadline for submissions is up to Tigerlilly, as I have to do it at the same time she does the menz competition.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-13 09:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it ProofofPurchase, she looks a little buxom.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-07-13 09:50:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-13 09:24:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hilarity, if, you want to be in part 2, email me your picture. ubermethod @ gmail.com
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Would there be a deadline to submit pics on the part 2?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-07-13 09:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't read too much of this...I think it has something to do with the font/color and the fact that I have the attention span of a ferret on a triple espresso.
I would like to make some comments based on my ignorance of the context of your post and see how close I can get to your monkey mind.
Just one comment actually; I am positive if your house caught on fire while you were beating off, you would quicken the pace and crack one off before calling 911.
HEY! And when are you picking up your fucking dog? I have been training him for you all along.
I have been starving him, beating him down daily, and administering garden hose full pressure enemas while tied to a fence by low voltage exposed wire. He's fucking prime.
+2 for the pic of coley splashed w/ sunlight.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-07-13 09:37:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Liar
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-13 09:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sometimes, I feel bad about being an asshole to people on here = (
Very rarely, but it happens.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-13 09:33:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mind you I probably still look like a Wookie in the others anyway.
But to be fair I am about 10-15 years older than everyone else he's put me up with.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-13 09:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-07-13 08:53:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
I sense this staying on most heated for three weeks, at least.
Also, Merlina's pic is fucking hilarious.
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Method does have a better picture of me somewhere... HE chose to use that one that one. Swine.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-13 09:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm not +2'ing this until I can see the picture
YOU JUST HAD TO USE THE WORD WHORE DIDNT' YOU!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-13 09:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hilarity, if, you want to be in part 2, email me your picture. ubermethod @ gmail.com
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-07-13 09:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah yes, now that would've made more sense if I had actually read the words and not just skimmed over them. I am indeed a jackass in this instance. I hang my head in shame.
2006 Hall o'Fame nomination goes to BadAssJulie.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-13 09:13:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AND FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE VOTING PENTAMETER AND KRISTEN IN FOR THE HALL OF FAME, THEY'RE ALREADY IN IT, YOU FUCKING JACKASSES
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-13 09:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It will be submitted in conjunction with the Menz competition. It was just brought to my attention that there are actually some really hot girls here.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-13 09:10:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, I'm definitely doing a part 2, this is just a total disaster
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-13 09:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://gabbly.com/http://www.ubersite.com
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-13 09:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice set of tits but someone should probably tell her to wipe the pixels from her face. I don't have a clue who it might be, though.
Wiki, Katy, Filthy respectively
My opinion probably shouldn't mean much; a bottle of Crown and a wig and I'd fuck you, Method.
Just kidding. You have an ugly ass.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-07-13 08:53:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I sense this staying on most heated for three weeks, at least.
Also, Merlina's pic is fucking hilarious.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-07-13 08:48:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by t_man69 (user info) at 2006-07-13 08:31:53 (#)
Ranking: 1
Ther is some thing about Wiki, she just looks like she wants to get ruined.
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She already has been!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-13 08:41:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No offence, girls, but ETS is by far the prettiest girl on this site. She's dreamy.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-13 08:38:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-13 08:33:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, sorry for my drunken state last night, actually scratch that, I'm not sorry. Boobs: I want to say that they are Merlina's because of her picture nailing the wall. In that picture she had some cans on her, and they look like they'd hang a bit. Mrs. Flibble? Pragmatic? BritllnToledo? Flakrock? Any of them? I've been researching and it's not working out.
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Not me - mine are real. And I'm actually smaller as a person, and have shorter, strawberry blonde hair.
And yes buckeyesthegame - irish frizz is the hardest to tame. I actually electrocute people when I touch them.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-13 08:36:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I vote for Shlongy.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-07-13 08:36:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit, I forgot to vote for Hall o'Fame..... boo on me.
Hall o'Fame - Pentameter.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-13 08:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, sorry for my drunken state last night, actually scratch that, I'm not sorry. Boobs: I want to say that they are Merlina's because of her picture nailing the wall. In that picture she had some cans on her, and they look like they'd hang a bit. Mrs. Flibble? Pragmatic? BritllnToledo? Flakrock? Any of them? I've been researching and it's not working out.
Submitted by t_man69 (user info) at 2006-07-13 08:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ther is some thing about Wiki, she just looks like she wants to get ruined.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-07-13 08:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1st Place - BadAssJulie
2nd Place - Wiki
3rd Place - Circe
Miss Congeniality - BAMF daughter
Who's bajublie's are those? Why, MonkeyingAround's of course. As if they would be anyone else's.....
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-07-13 08:27:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Nice haircut, did you get a free bowl of soup with that?"
Ha!
I'll bet she was really something before electricity.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-13 08:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-12 21:37:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Circe, Merlina and Filthy obviously.
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Have I told you lately that I love you?
On to the boobs mystery.... who IS it?
Incidently I'm actually not looking at the photo's to work it out - just trying to work out who would be the sort of person who would be happy to have her boobs up on the net with only a bit of face pixeled out. Not saying it's bad - just that I couldn't do it.
I'm a wuss - even on boobs of uber I was fully dressed.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-07-13 08:25:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-13 08:14:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm more concerned with what that banana tastes like now.
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Ohmygod...I just puked in my mouth a little bit. Gah!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-13 08:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-13 07:35:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
No, it really is an uberuser, as many people have already attested to in the reviews.
I think I'm going to have to do a part 2 with some decent entries from Phuzzygish.
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Those pictures are resized, so you should be able to blow them up, otherwise I'll sen you the originals...
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-07-13 08:21:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm actually surprised I got any votes.
Can I put a 2nd vote in for lil BAMF? She's just so damned cute!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-13 08:19:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-07-12 20:46:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
I vote Merlina
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ha! attagirl.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-07-13 08:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rotting fish. Definitely.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-13 08:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm more concerned with what that banana tastes like now.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-07-13 07:55:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm less concerned with the boobs than I am with that banana on the bed.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-07-13 07:45:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-12 22:22:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
My guess for the owner of the shnoobs is flying butt monkey.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-12 23:28:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
Nah, I'm pretty sure it's flying butt monkey. My fifth sense is telling me.
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Not me.
Mine are
a) real
b) real
My hair is longer, redder, straighter and...just...no it's not me. PLUS I'm not anywhere near thick enough to send Method a picture of my norks. Thanks for thinking of me though.
I think.
I vote MonkeyingAround too, but only because of the way she spells Shite with two ts. Fairly weak I know, Dick Van Dyke I never claimed to be.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-13 07:35:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, it really is an uberuser, as many people have already attested to in the reviews.
I think I'm going to have to do a part 2 with some decent entries from Phuzzygish.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-07-13 07:32:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Damn it now I'm tottalt at a loss.
Is it just some random amateru pics from a 'mywife' forum and you're having us on?
Or.....Damn it. I was pretty sure.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-13 07:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
badassmofo
badassjulie
do I have to fucking spell everything out for your little brain to comprehend?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-13 07:30:13 EDT (